We're taking a brief break from our ongoing live coverage of the Star Wars Saga to discuss something tangentially related to the Star Wars Saga: our FAVORITE CINEMATIC FANTASY HEROES!

Behold, as our intrepid band of misfits talk about Lord of the Rings, because if we can't talk about Star Wars, we might as well talk about Lord of the Rings! But hey, it's a fun discussion, it's not too long, and we'll have our New Hope episode up just after Christmas!

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We're almost halfway there! And we are rewarded for our pain with the best of the prequels. Our long, hard slog through the Star Wars Saga reaches the 42% point as we discuss REVENGE OF THE SITH!

This time around, we tried out a new microphone, which really threw us off! But that's okay, because once we got used to it, we covered all the Star Bases you'd expect: bad relationship advice from Patrick, how easily manipulated Jon is, How to Make a Wolfman Jack, what Europe eats for breakfast and more terrible High School Civics. BONUS: we check in with the Celebrity Portal, and it's NOT GREAT (by which I mean it is AMAZINGLY GREAT).

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Good news everybody! As we zig and zag in and around the Star Wars Saga, we take a breather to discuss something near and dear to our violent hearts: our FAVORITE CINEMATIC SWORD FIGHTS!

We cover all your favorites and some of your non-favorites and all of your deepest, darkest fears! We got terrible pay-per-views, Viggo Mortensen: Superman, the best sword fight in the most unlikely of places, and at the end, an ominous portal opens above us. Stay tuned next week to see what that shit is about.

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Space! It's littered with floating yellow letters! This week we continue our "examination" of the Star Wars Saga with 2002's ATTACK OF THE CLONES! And just like that OTHER attack (of the Killer Tomatoes), it's campy as hell and the animated spinoff is better.

We have a star-studded installment for you this week: Marissa Tomei, Paul Giamatti, Sean Connery, Tom Brokaw and no fewer than THREE WERNER HERZOGS drop by the studio! They help us cover all the bases: proper introduction etiquette, Jon passing off Beatles lyrics as his own, playing Patton as a child, something something lightsabers, the perfect score for the Rumble in the Jungle, and, again, THREE WERNER HERZOGS!

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We're continuing with our "analysis" of the Star Wars Saga as we discuss our FAVORITE STAR WARS CHARACTERS. No surprises here: EVERYONE PICKS BOBA FETT.

Kidding, of course. We do, however, keep ourselves a little more "on topic" than usual, as we cover what constitutes a Star Wars character, deep cover bounty hunter assignments, how much Obi-Wan Kenobi loves Tracy Chapman, a Krayt Dragon-Off, and so much more!

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Hop on board the SS Body Counts and Beer as we set spacesail through the cosmos of the Star Wars Saga! Over the next several episodes, we'll be covering ALL the Star Wars, ALL the time, starting with Episode I - The Phantom Menace!

We got a little bit of everything in this episode: Bob O'Fett, the Imperial Snack Measuring System, the proper pluralization of "Jedi," Mark goes after yet another religion, inside the psychotic break of Jar Jar Binks, so much more, etc, a Paul Tsongas action figure and more!

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Before we embark on our long star trek into the darkness that is the STAR WARS SAGA, join us for a rousing discussion of the WORST ACTION MOVIE SEQUELS EVER! The Phantom Menace isn't on the list, because we're discussing that next week in it's entirety.

We're covering every base on this bad sequel diamond: Jon continues to assert Shane Black's directorship of Die Hard, which Robert Rodriguez showed up on the set of Predators, a shameless plug from Mark, a stunning connection between the Terminator and Tarantino timelines, if Batman Returns is terrible or genius or somehow both, more, etc, Iron Eagle and more!

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Let us know what you like, what you hate, a good recipe for baklava, a terrible recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch or what we missed!

With Halloween only a day behind us (curse you, weekly release schedule!), we felt it was time to take a break from all the non-stop violence and hammy acting of action movies to praise the non-stop violence and hammy acting of EVIL DEAD II!

Settle in for all manner of crazy goof 'em ups: a critical assessment of the works of James Hell Brooks, Union-mandated monster smoke breaks, an evil that is both formless and well-versed in irony, Cheap Trick bootlegs and Mark spoils the endings to SO MANY BELOVED TV SHOWS.

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It's Halloween-ish time, and the air is rife with ghosts and ghouls and drunk guys yelling. So grab your pumpkin bucket and a handful of those terrible orange-and-black candies because we're talking about our FAVORITE SUPERNATURAL FORCES!

We've got a little bit of everything this week: H.P. Lovecraft, Hulk Hogan's life of Gremlin confrontation, H.P. Lovecraft's unrepentant racism, Patrick's strong views on maritime horror films, the Great Grammar Depression, a semi-forgotten Peter Jackson classic and more! Plus two-thirds!

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Sometimes, actors and comedians get hired for gigs. And sometimes these gigs get in the way of getting drunk, eating pizza, and yelling about movies. This...is one of those times!

Prepare for another Body Counts and Beer BONUS EPISODE! We touch on all sorts of stuff: the Grimace, Frank Miller's hippie brother, Resident Evil, Jiffy Lube, and so much more! But not too much more! Why? Because it's a BONUS EPISODE!

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Let us know what was awesome, what was radical, what was bodacious, and what was merely phenomenal. Or tell us what movie to watch. We're open.