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Sometimes pain just makes the pleasure that much sweeter and that’s the case with this almost-lost episode “Guerilla Filmaking” (Original airdate February 6th, 2002. Written by Julia Rask and directed by Jonathan Kasdan). We had to brave the sting of rerecording an episode to bring you the joy of our white hot rage re Wilder as predator and to unpack the true birth of our beloved OT3. We also get back into the magical world of film and making art with the whole gang which is Fun. Not fun? Getting set up for next week’s ep by manic pixie dream ghost Joey. If you want a close encounter with the beyond, Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow is, like, so cinematic.

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Dearest listeners, 

Unfortunately, due to a very painful and traumatic recording snafu, we won’t be able to get Dawson’s Creeps: Season 5, Episode 14 to you until next week (after we, you know, re-record it). Please accept our sincere apologies and know that we’ll pick up with our Cape Cod heroes and all their madcap antics next week. Pinky swear.

In the meantime, guess what!! We’re finally taking some steps to transform our non-existent Patreon in an EXTANT one. Thats right, the missus (Gabby) and I are launching a Patreon! When starting a new venture, we always save up a few episodes before launch, which we burn through almost immediately with absolute glee. We were planning on getting a couple episodes of our future Patreon content “in the can” before we really kicked this thing into gear, however, with there not being a new episode this week, we’ve decided to share this first Patreon episode with you all 100% free of charge. 

This week, we’ll be talking about Yellowjackets, a recent 10-episode horror/dark comedy addition to Showtime’s catalog. The series is defined thusly by the all-seeing orb, Wikipedia: “In 1996, a team of New Jersey high school soccer players travels to Seattle for a national tournament. While flying over Canada, their plane crashes deep in the wilderness and the remaining team members are left to survive for nineteen months. The series chronicles their attempts to survive while also tracking their current lives in 2021.”

We know this is very different from our usual content, so if this isn’t your thing and you have to miss this episode, we totally understand! This podcast is still about Dawson’s Creek and nothing else, we’ll only sharing content about other media over on Patreon. We’ll be back, same Joey Potter time, same Joey Potter channel, next week. 

If this episode does sound good to you, we hope you’ll consider joining! We’ll be providing more information in the coming few weeks as we get come content ready for you. Either way, please enjoy this week’s special episode where we tackle Showtime’s “Yellowjackets.” 

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You know this is episode 13 because it is cursed with the kiss FROM HELL yeah yeah yeah this is “Something Wilder” (Original airdate January 30th, 2002. Written by Rina Mimoun and directed by David Petrarca). Jen needs to get her man hating groove back and Dawson is happy to oblige. Meanwhile, Jack’s frat attack worsens and Joey must endure said hellish face sucking sesh. UGH. Want a palate cleanser from that evil? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow will help you get, if anything, milder. 

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Your fave podcast “Girls with Problems Making Rude Statements About Men” is back with season 5, episode 12 “Sleeping Arrangements” (Original airdate January 23rd, 2002. Written by Jed Seidel and directed by Mel Damski). Snuggle in for ELECTRIC chemistry between Pacey, Audrey, and all of us as well as Joey’s slide towards to the maw of literal monster Professor Wilder and gay tension in frat land. If you want some more gay tension in your life follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow will lull you into the sweet embrace of slumber.

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Loosen your bra straps Creeps cause this week we’re in for “Something Wild” (Original airdate January 16th, 2002. Written by Jeffrey Stepakoff and directed by Michael Lange). This episode should have been titled Attic Expeditions 2: The Musical.  And yes, Joey sings AGAIN. We’re here to walk you through it though and if you want to walk with us through every moment of your life, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow features zero songs crooned by a Ms. Josephine Potter.

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We hope you’re hungry Creeps cause this week the gang has an “Appetite for Destruction” (Original airdate December 19th, 2001. Written by Anna Fricke and directed by Harry Winer). We have A LOT to say as our crew unloads a liquid ton of friendship on Zoe, Dawson and Jen bring their new status to the people, and Pacey thanklessly tries to cook a nice meal for these animals. Also - confirmation of lesbian nickname “Bunny.” Now hop on over to find us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow will set the perfect mood at a dinner party for all your ungrateful friends.

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Get ready to hear some spooky tall tales Creeps because we’re recounting “Four Scary Stories” (Original airdate December 12th, 2001. Written by Jed Seidel and directed by Krishna Rao). We ponder if K Williamson has a “thing” about potential incest and why this mysterious epsiode drifts unmoored through time and space. We hope you listen to this ep driving to kick boxing classes on copious amounts of cough syrup in your ghost car while listening to DJ J Lind on the radio. Want something even more entertaining than ye old radio? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow will never start skipping while you’re out investigating a manikin. 

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Pack your bag Creeps! We’re ringing in the new year in “The Hotel New Hampshire” (Original airdate November 28th, 2001. Written by Diego Gutierrez and directed by  Lev L. Spiro). Your fave hosts are back in the saddle after a luxurious plague holiday to talk Dawson’s V card, Joey’s emotional maturity, our boredom with the show’s plea for frat acceptance, and Jen’s gorgeous cosplay. If you want to cosplay as us, you’ll have to do some research first by following us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow WILL be updated in 2022! The only new year’s resolution that matters.

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Submit your audition tapes to Real World and write your last will and testament Creeps cause we’re in for some “Text, Lies and Videotape” (Original airdate November 21st, 2001. Written by Karin Lewicki and directed by Marita Grabiak). We’ll be off next week as Gabby hits the high seas and we all have a happy Cape-mas but we hope it’s a safe and bright break for all of our listeners. In the meantime, really meditate on Dawson’s hairy knuckles. We dare you. If you want to get up close and personal with yours truly, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow should be ringing in your ears for the rest of the year.

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Ditch your therapist, have it out with your mom, and try to get a ménage à trois going cause this we’re all in a state of “High Anxiety” (Original airdate November 14th, 2001. Written by Allison Robinson and Joshua Krist and directed by Jason Moore). We may sound ever so slightly cracked out of our minds in this ep but when faced with this bizarre threesome fakeout AND the return of our throuple feels, can you blame us for being at a threat level three??? If you want to push the needle on your own insanity, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Our antiracism doc is linked on insta and our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow will be updated when Gabby’s anxiety levels descend from the heavens.

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