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Chaos and vests are the reason for the season in season six, episode ten “Merry Mayhem.” (Original airdate December 11th, 2002. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by David Petrarca). We’re spending the most wonderful time of the year (in September) continuing to scratch our heads over Eddie, bidding Natasha a fond farewell, and deeply concerned BY Todd and FOR Audrey. Are you concerned about and fond of us? Then follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron so we can afford to rebuild load bearing walls after people with trauma drive through our homes.

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You may need to bum some safety pins off Emma creeps cause in this episode “Everything Put Together Falls Apart” (Original airdate November 20th, 2002. Written by Maggie Friedman and directed by Kerr Smith). We’ve got it all - square toilets, hotness bets, horniness induced academic failure, and a “star” studded affair! Speaking of horny stars, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron or split the proceeds with us when we win you that sweet sweet sexy lady office pool.

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Sorry we’re not home right now, we’re walking into season 6 episode 7 “Spiderwebs” (Original airdate November 13th, 2002. Written by Gine Fattore and directed by Bethany Rooney). Is this episode a No Doubt concert film fever dream? Sure! Do we object? Not particularly! If you want to journey with us through a late 2000s mouth of madness, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron so we can retire from our day jobs to loathe Eddie full time.

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Grab onto the handrail megalomaniacs cause we are “Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell” (Original airdate November 6th, 2002. Written by Anna Fricke and directed by Jason Moore). We’re on punishment watch for OURSELVES with the Eddie of it all, not to mention Audrey on a downward spiral and Jen pursuing a doomed “romance.” At least one more predatory teacher is out of our lives for good?? Want us IN your lives for good? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron to fund our debauched trips to New Orleans!

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We must be so beautiful we’ll make you kill because this week we’re talking season six, episode six “Living Dead Girl” (Original airdate October 30th, 2022. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by Les Sheldon). It might be spooky season for the gang but its bummer season for us as the Joey and Eddie “romance” blooms, CJ hints at the folly to come, and Pacey and Audrey’s relationship comes to a devastating close. Do you want to stave off devastation? Then follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron to keep us financially solvent and out of the hell pit that is Worcester. 

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This episode features yet another character singing and that doesn’t even rank on our list of complaints?? Maybe WE are really “The Imposters” (Original airdate October 23, 2022. Written by Gina Fattore and directed by Michael Lange). Whoever we are, we have serious concerns about this show’s obsession with teachers dating students and Jack’s hair. Also in our burn book? Eddie, how are culture misunderstands Lolita, and as ever Emma’s “English” accent. Want to hear our dulcet, accented tones with your eyeballs? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) and our Patreon!!

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The book Gabby could remember almost nothing about is Being Lolita: A Memoir by Alisson Wood. Jamie Loftus’s Lolita Podcast also has some really thoughtful deep dives into the book and how people have been weird about it.

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A spoonful of misery helps the med’cine go down, and this week it’s a big fat dose of season six, episode four “Instant Karma” (Original airdate October 16, 2022. Written by Maggie Friedman and directed by Robert Duncan McNeil) sliding down you’re open gullet. Dawson finds himself between a rock and a hard place between his ex and Joey, who shows up on set with catering. Pacey tells Audrey he can’t meet up with her but then accepts an invitation to go to “that strip club in Waltham” from Slimer and his greasy goodtime gang. When Audrey finds out, she’s livid. Also, MORE underage students being abused by teachers, but this time we all agree that its creepy, so thats better I guess!? If you’re not sure either, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) and our Patreon will be up and running shortly pending our first video completing its export.

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Oscar Wilde must be rolling a merry summersault in his grave because season six, episode three is called “The Importance of Not Being Too Earnest” (Original airdate October 9th, 2002. Written by Anna Fricke and directed by Joanna Kerns). We have the email fiasco that launched a thousand cyber anxieties as well as greed is good gone bad, some light stalking of a hot teacher, and many more complaints about these cursed new characters. Want to be cursed AND hear us complain? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) and hold onto your butts for a v v exciting new platform announcement v v soon we swear.

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The Capeside gang’s hair, living situations, and bedmates are in constant flux but by gum “The Song Remains the Same” (Original airdate October 2nd, 2002. Written by Gina Fattore and directed by Robert Duncan McNeill). APPARENTLY a special two-part event continues with the SWIFT downfall of Doey, a cursed new character named CJ, the fruition of Jack and Pacey’s daring new idea called roommates, and so many more confusing developments. Do you want to be confused and developed? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) and watch this space for an exciting new way to interact with us! 

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We’re BACK baby! We’ve christened season six live and in person and even though we can’t stop sniffling, I assure you “The Kids are Alright” (Original airdate October 2nd, 2002. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by Gregory Prange). The gang is back from an eventful summer and living in a post 9/11 world of Jackers rebounding, Jen zen, our lady of continuing education, reality stars, and absolutely no British accents, new and horrible men in Joey’s life, or consummations of any kind. Bugger off chums!

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