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Don’t touch that dial Creeps because we are coming to you (barely a)live with season six, episode nineteen “Loveliness.” Thank GAWD Audrey is back because this episode features no Pacey, Eddie demanding sex, and Jen punishment to the hilt. Want to get hilt deep in us? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to launch our sex advice radio tour of America!

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Open wide Creeps cause this week we are taking some “Love Bites.” This episode tragically introduces some potholes in the road of POEY love - potholes named Eddie! We also get Dawson and Gail doping out what it means to chase your dreams and a chance for Grams and Jen to whip out that Real Acting.

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We’re gonna need a temporary secretary to jot down all of our fearless feedback for the men of season six, episode seventeen “Sex and Violence.” Pacey’s workplace is a toilet of nightmares, CJ is a pig man, and Dawson is pitching Sunset STRIPPED to the version of Dick Vernon with hemorrhoids. Or, as Zoe calls him, "the Old Man". HELP. Like seriously, help us by following us on Instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to see our tears flow in real time.

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We are sick and broken and so are our friends in season six, episode sixteen “That Was Then.” The Witter patriarch is laid up in the hospital, Joey is tormented by a deranged young Romeo, and Dawson is confronted with the clammy ghost of film nerds past. Not to mention the feverishly bubbling possibility of POEY romance simmering in the background. If you want to sweat yourself,  follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron and we’ll drop raw, uncensored feet pics of Zoe’s broken toe.

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Our takes and bodies are RED HOT for the back half of season six, episode fifteen “Castaways.” We’re riding high on every blessed second and digressions include inventing a horse girl Stallion!Pacey AU and our fevered attempts to use AO3. Can’t get enough of our inability to navigate a very intuitive website? Become a patron  to see every virtual move on video and follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) right till the bitter twitter end. 

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THIS IS IT FOLKS. The work we were put on this planet to do aka season six, episode fifteen “Castaways.” The ep is in a bottle. Our lovebirds are in KMart. And your hosts are in cardiac arrest. So sensual, we had to cleave this ep into two parts! While you wait for the thrilling conclusion, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron so we won’t have to live secret lives in a defunct big-box store.

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WE’RE BACK BABY! This is season six, episode fourteen “Clean and Sober” and it’s also a whole new WORLD on the creek. Drunk Joey! Audrey and Dawson friendship shenanigans! Pacey keeping us safe! Jack willing to selflessly help out a friend via matrimony! What a thrill. If you want to help out these two friends without a handfasting ceremony,  follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron. Your support will someday allow us to buy an ancient and garganchuan TV from Best Buy that men will lust after.

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Something exciting and sensual better happen soon Creeps (it will!!!) because with this episode your hosts have hit “Rock Bottom.” Joey and Eddie are shepherding Audrey and her gassy squire to rehab, Dawson is getting his lil director groove back, and Jen is walking right back into the cruel jaws of CJ. At least Grams got some tail out of this whole mess? If you want to see too hot pieces of tail hot mess out all over, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron. Your support has gotten us to this point - here’s hoping some kind of True Love type vessel arrives to take us over the finish line.

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The D Creek gang must be taking their fiber supplements because they are making “All the Right Moves.”  Joey is NOT pregnant, Eddie refuses to try to do anything, Pacey sees not a single red flag, and Audrey is white knuckling her attempt at sobriety with only the story of a moment of clarity on a beach to sustain her. If you’re looking for a rock bottom moment of clarity, why not follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron? Your hard earned American dollars keep us off the Malibu beach of existential reckoning!

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Slip into those day of the week tighty whities Creeps cause this is season six, episode eleven “Day Out of Days.” We’re hitting the aquarium, (wo)manning the crisis hotline, getting tested, packing our every possession, and leaving town on Jack Osbourne’s lap - all in the span of a typical five-day work week! Join us, won’t you? And by join us I mean follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps) AND become a patron so we don’t have to take on babysitting gigs for the spawn of pathetic, be-earring-ed college professors. 

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