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Jack Attack is stepping into the spotlight in the first of our character study eps! We jaw about his landmark TV kiss, delve into his zodiac sign / American Girl Doll identity, and ask “What is your childhood trauma??” See our trauma responses in action by following us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to join the most exclusive fraternity on the World Wide Web. 

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All good things really must come to an end and this is the last in our epic four part breakdown of the Dawson’s Creek series finale. We’re finally confronting death face-to-face and belly-to-belly and also talking The Creek alternative creative directions, friendship soulmates, and what’s next for this pod. Stay tuned because there IS more and you won’t miss a second of it if you follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to see the really sick shit.

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Even when things are THIS good we suppose they “… Must Come to an End.” But first we have two episodes worth of observations on the apex of all punishment, our own tears, and our gangs’ initial reactions to the looming grim reaper. Want to play chess with death? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to fund our attempts to drink the pain of watching Jen’s video away. 

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In this thrilling conclusion to season six, episode 23 “All Good Things…”, Gabrielle pushes through her earthly discomfort to not only record but also edit this critical episode from her Covid sick bed. We get back into the thick of it with Gayle's new absentee husband, the beginning of the End of Jen, the Jen End if you will, and we carry on with our typical, usual, distracting, sordid love triangle ways. Want to make this triangle a square? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to fund Gabby's Ambien shopping, boob windows ahoy!

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The end is seriously fucking nigh (but maybe not quite as nigh as we first thought) in season six, episode 23 “All Good Things…” … PART 1. That’s right creeps, this work is so important we couldn’t even do the first episode in a reasonable amount of time so the finale will be an epic three or maybe even four parter!! For this amuse bouche, enjoy our digressions into Stephen King’s It, the broadcast vs. director’s cut, and just how much punishment one magnetic blonde can shoulder. Want even more than a podcast series longer than the episodes it covers?? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to invest in our charming local The Creek themed eatery.

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Lord what fools these mortals be! Creeps we need an extra hot second to get our hands on the finale DIRECTOR’S CUT so for now enjoy… our hot takes on the media landscape of the D Creek era! Bonus points for contemplating the role of 9/11 in said media landscape changing. Watch this space for some heart pounding promo action next week and then the sweet release of the actual finale the week after <3

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Creeps the climax is yet to come but we’re edging the two-part finale with our Super Sensual Season Six Spooktacular. We’re talking worst men, best moments, and our sweetest Jen dreams. If you want to dream a little dream of us, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to pay for our yellow cab journeys to and from NYC. 

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Hold onto your butts Creeps - this is the erstwhile finale and four thousandth time making Dawson’s teenage love triangle movie “Joey Potter and Capeside Redemption.” What is this feeling? It just seems like everything's getting smaller and smaller. It's all still there, but we just can't touch it… Well even if it is goodbye, we still have a season six review, the ACTUAL two part finale, and a bunch of other fun stuff coming your way before we reveal our Next Pod. In the meantime, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron so that we’re not forcibly ejected from pizza places for asking for money.

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Gather round ye friends of Dorothy and say “Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.” This ep we bid adieu to Dawson’s money, Audrey’s addiction issues, and the dream team as they pull up stakes and make the move to New York City! Want to keep us off the streets? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to finance our obsessive film adaptations of our first loves. 

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Crack a book and crash a stock market Creeps cause we’re here in the year of our lord 2023, talking season 6 episode 20, “Catch-22.” Relationships and careers end and yet this episode is kind of nothing? And yet as usual, we sure have a heck of a lot to say about it. Want to see more of us mouthing off? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to finance our romantic European vacation! 

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