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Scent the air and batten down the hatches Tube-heads cause we’re forecasting at least 10 inches of “Love and War and Snow.” We join a horned-up-for-snow Lorelei on the most whimsical date of our times and follow Rory through the labyrinth of family and friendship dysfunction. 

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Drape yourself in a feather boa and grab your guitar shaped purse because you’re headed to two, count em two, birthday blowouts in season one, episode six “Rory’s Birthday Parties.” We continue to be terrified of Emily’s emotional machinations, yearn sensually for that indigo Apple iBook, and deliver so much more with this bouncing baby of an episode.

Give yourself the gift of a Patreon subscription to see Gabby’s very special, very Leo birthday unboxing video.

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It’s our second day at Boob Tube school and Rory’s first day at Chilton in season one, episode two “The Lorelai's First Day at Chilton.” We’re just like Rory aka Lorelai Jr. aka Mary - finding our footing and trashing dioramas. Extra credit points for cowboy boots, DSL, and Al’s Pancake world.

Join us next time for Too Much Birthday and don’t forget to register for our seminar in silliness on Patreon. 

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WELCOME BACK, BOOB TUBERS! You’re joining this program already in progress: we have successfully landed in Stars Hollow and we are foaming at the mouth to tell you all about it, as well as these Girls we call Gilmore. Meet us at Luke's, we’ll be sitting at the counter, trolling for fresh meat - as per ushj - and we’ll split pot a’ the good stuff.

Welcome back once more, you hunks of burning love, we missed you like the dickens, now take my hand and it's off to never never land!

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Somehow despite multiple potential endings, the actual end of our podcast really snuck up on us. We’re here to bid a fond farewell to an assortment of odds and ends characters and give this show one last lingering kiss goodnight (NOT goodbye). We also preview our brand spanking (emphasis on spanking) new show: Boob Tube. We really hope to see you there but either way thanks for letting us climb in your ear window every week for the past few years. Stay Speilburgian and Creep on comrades!

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The culmination of YEARS of vigilant punishment watch documentation is HERE. We are saluting the one, the only, the bow legged, the bright, the bitch, the tease, the goddess on her knees: Jen Lindley. See you soon child!!!!!!!!

Join our patreon if only because I cut a LOT of silliness out of the  podcast version of this episode - you can see it all (and THEN SOME) in the zoom episodes over on our patreon for the low low price of six american dollars ! ! ! 

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 Set phasers to STUNNING and tips to FROSTED, Creeps, cause we are going where no Pacey has gone before. We’re talking academic trauma, dysfunctional family, and True Love. Tune in for his sign and American Girl doll intel as well as the DEFINITIVE ranking of his many romantic entanglements and lewks, not to mention the stunning revelation of what the "J" in Pacey "J" Witter stands for.  If a sweet sorrow is a call tomorrow, you can love us like we love you by following us over on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to figure out if you’re standing still with the scenery flyin’ by.

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A couple of worms (us) were #BLESSED to have the celestial beings of Dawson’s Critique with us for a crossover fantasmagoria! We bond with Julia and Erin over our shared podcasting trauma and talk more about our unique relationships with the show, the characters we see ourselves in, imaginary spinoffs, and so much more. Don’t wait for your lives to be over to follow @erin.hensley and @pesty1079 for their socials.

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Get horned UP and pissed OFF because we are taking the ultimate deep dive into the psychology of Josephine Potter. We’re tracking her trajectory from second banana to press ganged main character and the singing, oh god the singing. Tune in to see get the hottest intel on her sign, American girl doll, and to determine if you agree with our ranking of her MANY suitors. Did we mention our mom’s dead?

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We are examining Dawson from top (hair!) to tip (lovers) and we hope you’ll throw on some mewelry and come along. Most importantly, please listen to this episode while glaring menacingly through a screen door. EDITORS NOTE: did we leave Gretchen off the lovers ranking? Yes. Did we manage to include Amy Loyd and Eve but leave poor Gretch in the gutter? YES. Are we worms? ABSOLUTELY. But please know she is loved and cherished and falls between Joey and Natasha in our lineup. Now I’m off to play a Poe CD and pray for forgiveness in a wretched beach hovel.

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