The people demanded it and we’re here to deliver - even more Dean and Rory pillow talk and lovemaking in our season five premiere! We’re asking the tough questions: how exactly would you get gummy bears into brownies? Do old money richie riches have Paul Blart Mall Cops guarding their mansions? And is the mystery of who chewed Taylor’s shoe the biggest enigma in true crime history? It sure is to Gabby!

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We hope you are ready for a very confusing boner with PART DEUX of our “Raincoats and Recipes” coverage. Luke and Lorelai? Thrilling! Erotic! Jason? AN AFFRONT TO THE SENSES! Dean and Rory? Uh oh!!! Naked Kirk? A delight. Season four? Over and out. 

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Grab a door and throw on your complementary robe for season four, episode 22 “Raincoats and Recipes.” The Dragonfly Inn and our legs are both OPEN FOR BUSINESS as Luke and Lorelai’s romance ascends to new heights. Nothing else could possibly happen in this episode, right? ...Right?

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We interrupt this broadcast to bring you our renewed thoughts on what's truly important in life: TLC Reality programming banger SISTER WIVES. We’ve said a lot and yet nothing at all so we had to go back to the scene of the crime for another Sister Wives Special Episode. Are we now Robin apologists? MAYBE. Would we still die for Janelle? OF COURSE. So grab some horrific decor, log on to the manosphere, and join us for a very intimate marriage.

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Tights? On. Fights? Imminent. With the exception of the 10 minute conversation at the top of the show about “cat” people and “dog” people, a few audio snafus and a perplexing about-face by Jess in the final quarter, we are all systems go on season 4 episode 21 “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights” PART 2. 

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It’s the wedding-eth of the century-eth and your hosts are seated (eth) for season 4 episode 21 “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights” PART 1-eth. We’re loving Jess (???), meeting a new boy who will NOT matter, and contemplating a horse in your place of business. So RSYP to our episode and make a date with next week for part 2!

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Grab a paperback and head for the local strip club cause we’re mud wrestling our way through “Luke Can See Her Face” part deux. We are making a shocking and full throated defence of Jess plus talkin zucchini, self-help, and more. So RSVP your ears to our voices, won’t you?

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Close your eyes and think of Miss Patty cause we’re visualizing Gilmore Girls season 4 episode 20 “Luke Can See Her Face” - FART 1! We continue to wax poetical about the gorgeous voice notes y’all have been submitting and get caught up with coincidentally single Luke and Lorelai. So grab your cats, throw on a blue bathrobe, and pop the cassette tape of our podcast into the boombox of your hearts. 

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What's that, you say? Can't get enough of Cousin Maryland and her whacky back-from-the-dead hijinx? Why, have we got a treat for you. We're tackling the tail end of S4E16 The Reigning Lorelai - we're monologuing in a PantieLand, we're smoking cigarettes indoors in our grief Kimono, and we're thanking Pennilynn Lott JUST for being Pennilynn Lott.

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Pass the championship belt because we are burying a crone and christening a new matriarch in season four, episode 16 “The Reigning Lorelai” - part one! Join your humble hosts as we stop yammering for once to listen to your mellifluous voice notes and pay our respects at the passing of TWO elderly rich women with preposterous nicknames. Sweetie and Trix? This one goes out to you!

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