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Take a break from your regularly scheduled programming to compare and contrast our Boob Tube roster. Inside you there are two wolves, they are both WB shows, and we have a lot to say about all of it. Full episode and video on Patreon later this week!

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One little voice keeps calling me calling me in tonight's episode, season 4 episode 14, “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais” parte deux. Truth is, we love the huge boyfriend, Lane ultimately does need to go, its time to CUT! THAT! CLASS! for real for real, we kill Lorelai the First (mostly for fiscal reasons) and Jason the Partner (mostly for personal reasons). High ho silver, away!

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Paging the unsinkable Molly Brown cause we’re gonna need an assist for season four, episode 14 “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais” PART ONE. Phone tag rages, money runs short, and academic woes loom in this stressful little morsel but your hosts manfully self-sooth through it!

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Raise the curtain and salute your shorts because we are hitting performance art paydirt in season 4, episode 7 “The Festival of Living Art” PART TWO. Join us for a master class in dramaturgy, elderly drummers, and tableau vivants. 

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Call us the Connecticut Arts Council cause we’re fully lezzed out for season 4, episode 7 “The Festival of Living Art” PART ONE. We’re going full Buff Otis on baby pagers, coupons, and more so strap in.

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Rory finally made it to the Ivy League in today's epic, season 4 episode 2, The Lorelais' First Day at Yale, and we are ready to Big League Chew THE FAT about it all. Worried we won’t be decrying the college mattress realism for the second episode in a row? Never fear, we have receipts! Proof! Timelines! And we can’t wait to share every last second of it with you 😻 

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Happy New Year and Happy season 4! Your humble hosts are back in action, as well as your humble...er characters, Rory and Lorelai, fresh off the boat from their european adventures. In "Ballrooms and Biscotti", our heroines complain far less than we were prepared for, Zoe finds the Souvenir Obligation to be stressful, and we continue to speculate wildly on easily googable future plot points surrounding Rory's hypothetical Dark Turn. Hold on to your hats, Tubers, its a new year, same old us!

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If there’s anything your humbly hosties love it’s recording a whole ep tip to tail and definitely not losing half our audio and doing an emergency rerecord. And it is with that intrepid spirit that we wrap up season three and march bravely toward 2025, Yale, a new inn, and season four 🫡 

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Get ready to reenact the NSYNC Bye Bye Bye music video cause this is season three, episode 22 “Those Are Strings, Pinocchio” PART 1. We marvel at what we’ve missed (WHY is Dean getting married??) and brace for what’s to come aka strategically deployed wolves and a graduation heard round the world!

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Hold hands and stare into the ashes of our dreams with us in “A Tale of Poes and Fire” PART DEUX. So take to your bed like Paris in a moment of existential crisis and let us be the sock puppet theater you deserve. 

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