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We are tickling ourselves pink with part one of our “I Get a Sidekick Out of You” coverage! Your hosts in matrimony are making their vows to Lorelai’s dress sense, generational trauma, implied homosexuality, and so much more! Join us in part TWO for THREE wedding ceremonies and some unFOURtunate wedding toasts.

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We walk through the last few episodes leading up to Lane’s wedding, It’s Getting Weird that Luke won’t introduce Lorelai and April and its obvi gonna melt down their relash, and we hate that for them! PLUS: brief Nicholas Brendan chat, some light admin and optional bondage.

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Variety is the spice of life, and that's why we're not only trying a slightly new format this week, but we're also talking novelty, bros voicing audio erotica, and posting fanfic to AO3 from a 24 hour psych hold. 

In this menage-a-trois episode, we're catching up on: 

S6E16: Bridesmaids Revisited

S6E17: I'm OK, You're OK

S6E18: The Real Paul Anka

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We are back on Martha’s home turf with season six, episode 15 “A Vineyard Valentine” PART 2. Join us and these gals they call Gilmore as we hit the gym, grill up some lobster, and deal with daddy issues on every front.

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 We’re going to Gay Head in part one of our oral report on season 6, episode 15 “A Vineyard Valentine.” Scenic points of interest include V Day burrito digressions, Water Talk, and our usual drooling over Lorelai’s beauty. Keep your eyes on the coastline for part two next week!

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* Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! * This episode was recorded during the approximately 90 minutes of time between the men’s U.S. hockey team gold medal victory and the prompt reveal of their true trash gremlin natures. Gabby’s excitement about this win did not age well!

Join your putrid pals for a ramble about WB shows of yore, our disgusting history as teen nerds, and some sporadic tips on Vidding in the Modern Age.

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Daddy issues abound - We struggle with Luke's overprotective choices - Have YOU tried tabletop RPGS? And don't forget the most important part: we all have to pull together to make sure the trains run on time. The train that runs on Gabby (TM)

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The issue with us getting ahead of ourselves re: banking episodes, is that now you have to listen to our stale takes on The Pitt. But whatever! In this episode we’re kicking off season six, episode thirteen, “Friday Nights Alright for Fighting”. Lorelai struggles to potentially reschedule the wedding since Luke’s big Fatherhood realization, and Gabby and I struggle with how pragmatic that decision isn’t. Big smiles everyone, and here! We! Go!

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Want the rest of our takes on season six, episode eleven “The Perfect Dress”? Well “the price just went up flag burner.” JK we got so much jaw flapping we’re giving it away so gather round for our ruminations on dog whistles, surprise fatherhood, therapy, and wifi.

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Our gals are reunited, Lane is living at home as a free woman, and in a haunted bridal shop somewhere Lorelai has located “The Perfect Dress.” So throw on your blushiest tulle for some wrasslin based foreplay and let us whisper part one of your thoughts into your shell like ears.

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