Well folks, the horrors continue! In this episode we tacking S7E9 - Knit, People, knit! and S7E10 - Merry Fisticuffs. We start out by Truman Show-ing the resients of Stars Hollow, forcing them to face the futility of their coziness facade point blank, and its uncomfortable! Follow that up with a tall hot serving of Girl Give us Nothing, save for an extremely homoerotic “fight” between Luke and Christopher in the town square that starts with eye effing and the tearing off of shirts. I’m tired of this, Grandpa! And it’s too damn bad!

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Your hosts are in the trenches now but by gum they’re determined to muscle through season seven, episode seven French Twist and episode eight Introducing Lorelai Planetarium. We wrestle with Christopher’s obvious seething hatred of his now enfianced, the double down on Lane’s pregnancy, and the decimation of Rory’s childhood bedroom. Saints preserve us, there’s still so much more to go!

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Do you smell that? Faint notes of turmoil, dissociation, and saffron? That’s right, this week we’re steppin’ in S7E5 - The Great Stink and S7E6 - Go Bulldogs, and we are CONFUSED. Where have all our friends gone? Has StoHo been fully invaded by the body snatchers? I’m scared and I want my Hats McGee. Follow us down this rabbit hole we call season 7.

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Welcome friends both old and new to the spectacular sinking of the good ship Lorelai. We’re feeling the absence of Mr. and Mrs. Hats as we plow through season 7 of the Gilmore Girls. In this episode, we take a look at S7E3 - Lorelai’s First Cotillion, and S7E4 - S’Marvelous, S’Wonderful. Our core cast has gone full invasion of the body snatchers, Michel wants to attend this little girls tea party a little TOO much? And Christopher is so nothing his presence has actually been upgraded to an unnerving threat. Follow us on this journey - if you dare!

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We both watched new podcast-based horror movie, Undertone! We have notes and kudos in droves. We also touch briefly on Obsession, Hokum, and Men. 

" Evy Babic, a skeptical paranormal pod-caster caring for her comatose mother, receives disturbing recordings tied to a folkloric threat, and every new file pulls her closer to fears she can no longer explain away." Undertone, 2026

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OOPS! All Babies! Lets keep this misery train a-chuggin' as Lane faces down her hideous future!

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Oh Wow! The pain has arrived and it appears its here to stay! Lets keep this misery train a-crankin full speed ahead through season 7, Episode 2, “That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee” part 1, wherein Zoe suggests they figure out a way to airlift Gabby, a Sex Discussion Professional, into Lane and Rory’s sex discussion scene like a cow dangling at the end of a helicopter sling. IF ONLY IF ONLY, THE WOODPECKER SIGHED!

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Wrapping up season 7, Episode 1, The Long Morrow. Luke needs a big reality check and Zoe reveals just how little she knows about Borderline Personality Disorder. Fun!

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THE BEGINNING OF THE END! We’re kicking off the last season of the original Gilmore Girls series with Season 7 Episode 1, “The Long Morrow”, and wondering how we’re gonna land this matrimonial Christopher plane. We're ready for Luke and Lorelai to call it quits already, if it means the heartbreak can be over, as we're head and shoulders past a clean break at this point, and you're heard of Logan's Run? Well get a loada his ROCKET! TONIGHT! On Boob Tube Central.

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We are going undercover to share our takes on Trust Me: The False Prophet. Spoiler alert, we love all the women and are indeed soaked for their friendships. Want to hear us talking Crash and wondering about Widow’s Bay? Become a patron and all your dreams can come true!

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