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Human kindness is overflowing and so are our hottest of takes as we wrap up season five, episode twentytwo A House Is Not a Home. We go on tour, move into the pool house, and pop the question. What more could the next season possibly hold?? Tune IN to find OUT.

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Well gosh, things sure are moving along at a clip as we wrap up season 5 with episode 22, A House Is Not A Home. Here in part 1 we cover The intervening ~4 episodes since we last spoke, play a little catch up, and set up our scenario: precious Rory is in THE SLAMMER? For stealing a YACHT. So like that's a whoole thing! 

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We weren't able to return to Stars Hollow this week, what with all the Halloween festivities. Join us for a little post-halloween touchbase where we discuss costumes of yore, body doubling, and Weapons.

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Put on your thinking caps and behold the illuminated Boob Tube cause we’re writing our thesis on 2024’s I Saw the TV Glow. We have too many thoughts, quite a few feelings, and a Buffy history to unpack. So join us in the midnight realm to download our takes via psychic connection. Content warning for discussions of suicide and the “bury your gays” trope.

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And we're back! The thrilling conclusion to last week's part 1, we praise Rory for her self control shown in not being a totally devious slutbag like we were at her age, but end up advising her to slut it up to the full extent of the law, anyway. Can't teach a couple old dogs new tricks!

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Whoomp, there it is - a couple of silver tongued devils have slipped into your podfeeds with Season 5, Episode 17, Pulp Friction Part 1. We’re listening to some voicemails, we’re stealing cocoa puffs from the cafeteria, at one point Zoe suggests you either LOVE or LEAVE Connecticut which is funny since she plans on doing neither! Join us!

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Call us Barbra Streisand cause we are looking back fondly on The Way We Were before we experienced the trauma of season 5, episode 14 “Say Something” part two. We’re not usually in a limo but we are always team Lorelai, concerned about parent / child relationships, and yearning for Luke so at least that remains consistent. We invite you to put the stolen answering machine tape this episode is recorded on in your Walkman and enjoy!

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Did someone order an ugly cry with a side of breakup PTSD? GREAT. Because this is Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 14 “Say Something” pain I MEAN part one. Gabby is back from the moors but up to her gills in Musinex and the vapors PLUS Zoe is burnt out? AND it’s a devastating lost weekend of an episode? Let’s ride!

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It had to be you. We wandered around and finally found somebody who…wanted to heart S5E13 Wedding Bell Blues, Part 2. 

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It’s more than a drama, it’s more than a musical, it’s a totally new form of podcasting as we cover Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues AKA Cop Rock Cock Block. Richard and Emily are two nuclear missiles headed for vow renewal bliss and we’re riding those rockets like the end of Doctor Strangelove as we talk manners, class consciousness, and penis shaped pasta. Best WISHES to your ears.

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