Booked and Boozy

DO NOT google soaking.

Anyways, enjoy our last review of the year and our series finale wrap on the Throne of Glass Series by SJM. Thank you so much to everyone who has followed along, and we cannot wait to bring you more in 2022!

xoxo your boozy babes

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Do it ever end? or to whatever end? We are too drunk or hungover to know. Merry Christmas Eve if you celebrate boozy babes! Our Throne of Glass series review is almost over <3 ONE MORE EPISODE TO GO

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

CAN YOU BELIVE WE ONLY HAVE ONE MORE BOOK LEFT

xoxo titties shaking BrokexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Welcome back boozy gangggg. We are finally hitting you with our end of the year wrap up with our reviews on our Tandem Read of Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn by S.J. Maas.

Sections covered:

Empire of Storms: Chapter 38-56

Tower of Dawn: Chapter 29-45

If you missed our other episodes prior, please listen to episodes 33 A & B first!

Lets get boozy with it,

xoxo Brooke x Jada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Hometown lore, hometown boozy babe visit???, our favorite podcast guilty pleasures???, A TAROT READING, Doritos locos tacos virginity?????, primal fire building???????? bitch we don't even know but that's what we pulling okayyyy purr.

xoxo your Booked and Boozy babes, 

Brooke and Jada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

It's past October 31st and we are still trying to celebrate witch season? Yes, mams. It's always witch season here BAYYBEEEE. Get hexed otherwise, w/ love.

xoxo Satan's favorite, your Booked and Boozy Babes

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

There ain't no rest for the wicked, so I know my boozy gang is without sleep. Especially with the anticipated release of our review on Kingdom of the Cursed by Kerri Maniscalco.

Stay boozy,

xoxo BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

This is mercury retrograde time baby we still not okay but at least we can still upload an episode am I right?

Part two of Atlas Six coming your way.

xoxo

Gossip Girl(s)

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

If you haven't realized by now that this entire podcast is a huge red flag for dissociation out of a crystallized a-hole I'm not really sure how to make it clearer to you other than give you this episode. Happy Mercury Retrograde Boozy Crew. <3 Enjoy our in depth discussions on PART ONE of our review on Atlas Six by Olivie Blake.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

TemPahtchas FIYa BuRNINNNNN on tha dANce FFloooor for a new episode on the second book in the Air Awakens series by Elise Kova.

We love Slowburn.

We love a millennial Zuko.

We LOVE Fire Falling.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover