I don't know how to explain that title other than to tell you to listen lmfaooooo. Let's go boozy gang we have hit the 50% mark on both Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn. (Hehe see you in November TOG, a Boozy Spooktober is about to take way.)

xoxo BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Empire of Storms x Tower of Dawn Tandem Read Part 1/4 here we goo!!!! Down a steep decline into hell. See. You. There. and please bring tacos. 

Also we would like to submit a formal apology to Vanessa Carlton.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Started from Banana Now we Here, Started from Banana now Kaltain's killing' Demons w/ her Shadowfire mf'in herreeeeee !!

Queen of Shadows down, a Tandem read of Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn to go! Check out our recording schedule on instagram or send us a DM/Email if you are wanting to read along with us.

xoxo Your Boozy Babe,

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

What's better than a fantasy novel and an angsty tone deaf rendition of a reputation tour? Nothing. DUH duH DuH Are you ready for it? xoxo your Booked and Boozy babes BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Boozy babes we have literally gone through an absolute roller coaster with this book series. As I am writing this we have already pre-recorded Queen of Shadows. I am happy to tell you we are starting to bitch a TINY bit less. YAY TEAM. (can't say the same for assassins blade lmao) Enjoy this blast from the past in our Assassins Blade episode by Sara J. Maas. w/ love your Booked and Boozy babes, Brooke x Jada 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Welcome back bitches. Get your slutty brunch outfit and top it off with a hat because we are having BRUNCH. You know what that means. Get your mimosas and meet us at 10 AM sharp on a Sunday morning so we can get F***ED UP BOOZY BITCHES.

Welcome to our first of many on the beloved Air Awakens series by Elise (Elite) Kova.

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-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Not recommended for people who want to actually sleep at night, FYI

Book content coming next week <3 but for now enjoy our witchy chats

w/ love your boozy babes

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Don't drink Mai Tai's out of a can and expect to function is the moral of the story. Also, enjoy probably the only contemporary book for 2021 (lmao) as we review The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Read the title. Then read it one more time. Just for good measure. Then close your eyes and ask yourself: is this what we do? is this who we are?

THEN let us know if some upper being book goddess forgave you for telling us every spoiler "accidentally" under the sun MINUS the fact that these two VERY important characters have a VERY DISTANT O.o relation.

Heir of Fire is over, we are gunna do what we do best from this point forward unless we are enlightened again in the next coming books and BLOCK IT OUT. I'm sure you all are glad to hear that.

w/ love your boozy babes BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Boozy bitches we have beef. We hold nothing back for ya'll, and we expect the same in return. Boozy babes hold each other accountable like that. So fuck all of you with all the love in our emotionless hearts. Please enjoy our part one episode of Heir of Fire, written by S.J. Maas.

xoxo Your Boozy Babes,

BrookexJada

P.S. This is all in good fun

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. (again) make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover