Booked and Boozy

Welcome to part two of ember in the ashes boozy gang. We go from 0-100 in a matter of 20 min in this episode for some reason. As always titties must be strapped in prior to pressing the play button.  P.S. TOG will be coming next week. Get ready to be Booked and Boozy as we take back on our most highly requested series to date! P.P.S. Always order your extra fries on the side as an extra large. Make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Boozy babes we are excited to bring you this high fantasy series to the pod, Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir. We really enjoyed this story and the book chats we had. If you haven't checked out this series yet, make sure you do! We promise its worth it. xoxo stay boozy BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Welcome back booked & boozy babes. Your boozy girls embark on their journey through hell, while getting a touch of drunk bitch-itis. We are covering A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Claire. And let it be known that if you think hell is hot, trust us, Hades is even hotter (and so is this book). xoxo Stay boozy my friends P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover. 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Hold onto your earphones bb's as we prepare for landing; Turbulence to be expected (seriously don't listen to this episode out loud unless you are BY YOURSELF, we warned you). We are taking shots this episode.. one for each theory we got right not wrong.. because we do enjoy staying alive and did not want to die. Make sure you follow along with us, our "drink when" template is up on our instagram page in our highlights! w/ love your boozy babes 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

We are way too hyper this episode, and we B***** like a mf. The first half of this book babes... not gunna lie its not our favorite. HOWEVER, we do as you can see by the considerable length of this episode ;) still have a lot to say. Shocker. Read our mf disclaimer. xoxo Stay Boozy

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

What's up you beautiful bitches, did you think your Twi-hard boozy girls could just forget about you like that? No, I don't think so. We are drunk and rampant in this episode. Please stay tuned as we talk about the difference between hungry vs. horny, late night vampire zoomies, us breaking out into song at random intervals, daddy carlizzle, and our lack of respect for mouth breathers. Yes, we do know that we don't make a lot of sense. Stay boozy xoxo 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Welcome Boozy Crew to our first ever episode on our NEW SERIES Bookaholics Anonymous. We are having a PRE-RELEASE episode party with our very good friends on YouTube, Tipsy Book Talks. Come join us as we initiate our guests with a "Get Booked" bookish rapid fire and "Get Boozy" section where we play truth or drink AND an ACOTAR would you rather game created by your very own boozy girls. Then we take on the Boozy Crew's submitted questions and conspiracies about the upcoming release of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. AND OF COURSE you know we are always going to end it off on an epic smack down of Kill, Marry, Fuck. Please welcome our guests @tipsy_book_talks on instagram and Tipsy Book Talks on Youtube! As always, stay boozy my friends. 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

You booked and TWIHARD bitches we are back with a boozy episode, PART ONE, of the Twilight saga. We have a twilight virgin amongst us, will she hate it???? or will she enter her Twilight phase at the ripe age of 25????!!! Find out as your fellow Twilight whore (obviously Jada) guides her through this journey of *enlightenment* xoxo Stay Boozy 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Please just make a drink for this one (lol) as we talk about reality shifting, lucid dreaming, ghosty updates, and tarot cards. If you are new here we are a Book Podcast, but we do have an episode series called "The Witching Hour" where we talk about anything and everything surrounding the occult. This is probably our most laid back series. So if that's your thing and you just want to chill with us as we talk about random witchy topics stick around! w/ love booked and boozy 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Dear Booked and Boozy, one of our boozy girls gets to do the walk of shame this episode. Please prepare yourself accordingly. We had so much fun wrapping up this book with part two; including book discussions, KMF, and lots of laughs. We can't wait for Kingdom of the Cursed to come out in October... where the book has been described as "Sinful and Steamy" ..... !!!!!!  Buckle up boozy gang, we are in for a wild ride. W/ love your boozy babes 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.