Booked and Boozy

BOOKED AND BOOZY. You guys flooded our DMs with the request, and we are more than happy to put this episode out for you. Get ready for the next upcoming episodes on this amazing series FBAA by Jennifer L. Armentrout. 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

What's up Boozy Gang. Its part two of Serpent and Dove where we talk about honey buns, mommy issues, and the 2 characters 1 bed trope. We are always 10x drunker in the second half so buckle your seat belts witches. Disclaimer: Alcohol always involved (aka THE NAME), Language is always explicit, and we ALWAYS mispronounce something lol welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Welcome back Witches. To kick off Booktober we are reviewing Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Grab a drink and get ready to get booked and boozy! Find us here: https://linktr.ee/bookedandboozy

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

The witching hour is a segment on our podcast we plan to do every 5 episodes. If you are new here, what's up! We are the booked and boozy podcast. A libra & pisces duo getting hammered on their weekends and becoming the drunk spark notes version of their favorite books.  BUT in today's episode we are talking about ghost and paranormal stories submitted from our podcast listeners, and even our own paranormal experiences; INCLUDING catching an uninvited pop up from one of our own ghosts on a previous episode. We do not claim to be experts on LITERALLY anything regarding this subject. Also we are always drunk af when we record. We only claim to know our own personal experiences. If you are such expert please help us because one of us is probably really haunted and needs actual advice.  Gerald is a "ghost" that our Libra co-host named randomly. There is no significance in relation to how she named "it." If you have any paranormal experiences we want to hear from you! Send an email to [email protected] to be in our next witching hour episode. Please state that you would like to be anonymous in your email if that is what you prefer. w/ love your Booked & Boozy babes

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

In this episode we cover We Were Liars by E. Lockhart. This book has a MAJOR plot twist. Make sure you have a drink on hand while we come up with the craziest conclusions, while being utterly hammered. Get ready to get Booked and Boozy. Find us here: https://linktr.ee/bookedandboozy Please send all listener stories to [email protected].

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

BOOKED & BOOZY what's good? Grab a drink and get ready. The last episode on the ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Maas is here! We plan to cover the ACOFAS novella in December in preparation for her book release of A Court of Silver Flames; with expected release date in January of 2021. If you love ACOTAR have no fear, we have more in store for you. Please check out our link https://linktr.ee/bookedandboozy to see which series we will cover next! Please send all questions and listener episode stories to [email protected]

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

A boozy review of A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas ft your co-hosts Brooke & Jada! Find us here: https://linktr.ee/bookedandboozy Don't forget to listen to our ACOTAR & ACOMAF episodes. With love your booked & boozy babes.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Add some spice with your Rhys with PART TWO of our ACOMAF episode. Grab a drink and get ready to get booked and boozy with us! This episode includes the second book in the A Court of Thorns and Roses series we are covering; A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas. Stay tuned for more episodes on the series coming soon! Stay up to date on which books we cover next on our Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter page.  https://linktr.ee/bookedandboozy As always! Please send any recommendations or listener stories to our email @[email protected]

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Your Boozy Babes get booked again with PART ONE of their ACOMAF review; a continuation of their review on the series A Court of Thrones and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Grab a drink and come hang out with the Libra and Pisces duo (Brooke and Jada) while they get belligerently drunk and talk about Faerie Smut. STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO OF ACOMAF, it's about to get SPICY. Please send all questions and listener episode stories to [email protected] and follow us on our socials https://linktr.ee/bookedandboozy

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Episode one with your Booked and Boozy babes Brooke and Jada. Disclaimer: This is not your grandmothers podcast. We review A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is part one of our ACOTAR series review! Please send all book recommendations and listener stories to [email protected].

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.