Booked and Boozy

Ohhh, Booked and Boozy witches. We are mf on one. Our drink of choice came straight from the book itself this episode, and when I tell you that red wine has a stronger effect than tequila on our boozy babes we are not lying. Grab a drink as we practically beg Kerri Maniscalco, the author of Kingdom of the Wicked, to take us in as her personal servants until she releases book two. Which if you thought hell was hot, we have a feeling this book is about to be even HOTTER. Listen in as we talk about one of the best books we have read in a long time.... stay Booked and Boozy my friends. 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Your booked and boozy babes are neck and neck, in a very un-epic battle of Stale Chaol vs. Dorian the D bag. *The Sequel* You don't want to miss this ending discussion where your boozy crew acts like they've never formed sentences in their life. So grab a drink, and get ready to be Booked & Boozy. 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Ahh yes the first episode of 2021 booked and boozy crew. The long awaited Throne of Glass series by S. J. Maas. In this episode your boozy babes take on some unexpected roles and fight over two book boys who probably won't even make it the entire series (because we know SJM bbs, so we might as well fight over nothing). This is our first read through so if we dig on your favorite character, just keep in mind we have ZERO clue on what's in store for us. So sit back, grab a drink, and laugh with us or at us as we start this journey.  Also, if you are a Leo just know both of our husbands have Leo moons so despite the fact that we have some Leo slander in this episode we still clearly have a thing for our Leo's.  w/ love your booked and boozy babes (P.S. go to our instagram page @bookedandboozypodcast to stay up to date with our upcoming episode releases) 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Whats up Booked and Boozy your witches are BACK. The second episode in our witching hour series ft Astrology!  Topics Truth or Drink Card Game Comparing our Birth Charts/Compatibility How we think we fit each others star signs FMK the signs Ghosty updates ft Gerald, Tarot Decks, and Listener stories Bookish Chat P.S. This episode was pre-recorded back in October! 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Welcome to Booked and Extremely F***in' sober. Your boozy babes test their sobriety while also bringing you A Court of Frost and Starlight by Sarah J. Maas. Our first ever Christmas episode where we talk about bat boys, questionable parenting methods, and argue over the inner circles zodiac signs. This is a long one... so pour yourself a cozy drink and come hang with the boozy gang. w/ love Booked and Boozy.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Booked and Boozy where are my Alice in Wonderland fans at? Heartless is the perfect read for any Alice fan, written by Marissa Meyer.. This book was chosen by our boozy guest @the_tipsylibrary on Instagram! The bookish chats were next level on this episode (so P.S. to those who actually read our show notes, I will be putting out our first Booked&Boozy Happy Hour episode SOON where the topics are unlimited, all things bookish will be discussed, the banter never stops, and the booze keeps coming). We hope you enjoy the episode! Stay boozy my friends.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Booked and Boozy babbbyyyy. Listen pls read the disclaimer. We will be very forward in saying that we did not like Blood and Honey. This episode is very different from our normal. We loved Serpent and Dove though! (Book 1). These are just our thoughts and opinions on the book. We felt like the author took a totally different direction with the second book, and although we did not love it, we respect the author and her creative liberty. If you loved the book we are happy for you, and please don't let us change your opinion or prevent you from reading a series that you may love. We support that you are READING! PERIOD! With that being said. Get ready to be Booked and Boozy. 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

BOOZY bitches welcome back. We are reviewing the highly requested book AKOFAF by Jennifer L. Armentrout. In the first half its all about role-play (aka fore-play). AS ALWAYS read our disclaimer on FBAA part two because we are about to bring the exact same energy for the next two episodes and a bitch is too hungover to type it again. With love your booked and boozy babes.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.