Boozy babes. We are showing you a side to us you probably never thought existed, that's right... intelligence. Your boozy babes have a little bit of a different format this episode, where we have an open discussion about the newest release from our LITERAL QUEEN Victoria Aveyard. We form complete sentences for once AND Jada has more than one discussion point. I mean please what more do we have to prove to you. Regardless, these convos are still not sober.... so as always please set your expectations accordingly. A.K.A. We still can't pronounce anything in the English language for shit.

Enjoy the mf episode, w/ love your Boozy Babes, 

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Bitches I KNOW you don't read these because y'all failed the test last episode, but just in case you're new here and happen to find this episode... wow you have truly found a wild one to start out on, all titties must be strapped in for this one boozy babes. Lets get some alien schlong shall we? Happy smut episode slutz.

xoxo Brooke and Jada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

SUP BOOZY BABES. Welcome to The Crown of Gilded Bones Part Two. If you read this send us a DM on instagram with your favorite color and zero context because I'm genuinely curious at this point who reads these lmao.

That's all, enjoy the mf episode. w/ love your boozy babes BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

BOOKED AND BOOZY BITCHACHOES its glad to be mf BOOKED again. It's been a HOT second since we last dropped a book episode, and we are more than happy to provide. Such is our passion in life to get drunk and talk about people who aren't real. As always strap in yo titties cause we have a lot of ground to cover in this two part episode on A Crown of Gilded Bones by JLA.

Stay boozy xoxo Brooke and Jada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Your boozy babes merge their 2000 mile gap and decide to go on vacation together. I'm not even going to begin to tell you how badly that went, youre just gunna have to hear us to believe the chaos that we not only bring online but also in the real world. Shout out to tipsy book talks on YouTube! (tipsy_book_talks on insta). For coming to hang out with us! We love you forever book friends, thanks for meeting up with us! We will be back to our regular book related programing soon. In the meantime as always, stay boozy. W/ love Brooke and Jada xoxo P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

WE ARE DRUNK. DRUNK. That is all. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Boozy Gang we apologize for the inconvenience of us being so shmammered we can barely function, to make up for it here are some time stamps of the episode: Time stamps: -We are fucked 00-00:38 -Rocky Top Disclaimer 00:42 -Shots, Yelling at Brads ,Pod prepping 02:00 -We finally start the episode (kinda) 11:30 -Thankyou, Also our intel Sucks Ass but we still here babyyyyy 18:26 -Drunksplanation of the Grisha verse 23:38 References: https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/fantasy/shadow-and-bone-book-changes/https://screenrant.com/shadow-bone-glossary-vocabulary-terminology-encyclopedia-guide/ https://thegrishaverse.fandom.com/wiki/Grisha https://grishaverse.com/grisha-order-guide/ -We are actually fucked 38:09 -Breakdown of SAB Story line 29:47 -Boozy Scale, Say hello to our door dashers 1:14:00 -FMK 1:15:22 ( -We said by already, but sit down with us as we have a wholesome meal via zoom 1:20:18 xoxoxoxoxox Hope you can make it through our shenanigans we love you, your Boozy Babes. Brooke & Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Boozy Gang we apologize for the inconvenience of us being so shmammered we can barely function, to make up for it here are some time stamps of the episode:

Time stamps:

-We are fucked 00-00:38

-Rocky Top Disclaimer 00:42

-Shots, Yelling at Brads ,Pod prepping 02:00

-We finally start the episode (kinda) 11:30

-Thankyou, Also our intel Sucks Ass but we still here babyyyyy 18:26

-Drunksplanation of the Grisha verse 23:38

References:

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/fantasy/shadow-and-bone-book-changes/https://screenrant.com/shadow-bone-glossary-vocabulary-terminology-encyclopedia-guide/

https://thegrishaverse.fandom.com/wiki/Grisha

https://grishaverse.com/grisha-order-guide/

-We are actually fucked 38:09

-Breakdown of SAB Story line 29:47

-Boozy Scale, Say hello to our door dashers 1:14:00

-FMK 1:15:22 (

-We said by already, but sit down with us as we have a wholesome meal via zoom 1:20:18

xoxoxoxoxox Hope you can make it through our shenanigans we love you, your Boozy Babes.

Brooke & Jada

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME:

-The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol

-We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know

-One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat.

-Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen <3

I don't need to write a description Boozy Gang. I just need you to harass us about A. Which order to read the books or B. When we should do our next Throne of Glass episode. Stay Boozy my friends, xoxo Brooke and Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

On a scale of 0-10 how excited are you boozzyyyyy GANNGGGGG for us to FINALLY pick back up on our Throne of Glass series by Mrs. Sarahhhh J!! Thank you for gracing us with a little SJ break after ACOSF (because we needed it).  We are so excited to pick back up on the series and give our boozy babes exactly what they want with a two part episode of Crown of Midnight. Please remember that we have not read the full series yet and are HEAVILY trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible. So please be mindful if you DM us about the books or this episode. xoxo your boozy babes P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.