We are still thinking about d!cks.

Sorry not sorry.

Ruthless Fae Part Two Review whats good.

Disclaimer: causing men pain or to cry is a consensual act in the bedroom, so if you like that just marry a pisces male (NOT speaking from experience)

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Pete Davidson said it best. There's no shame in the medicine game. THIS IS THE REAL ME FLYING (I mean f*******) xoxo BrookexJada @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover 

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-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

I'm just thinking with my d----, that sh*t dumb.

Welcome to our HSAB PART TWO review.

xoxo BrookexJada

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-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Chivalry's not dead, eh? Zap but don't get the clap.

Welcome to PART ONE of our review on SJM's second book in her Crescent City series, House of Sky and Breath.

xoxo Brooke x Jada

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-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

Shout out to all our boozy babes on this Super Bowl Sunday wishing they could be reading right now. We have come to the rescueeeee. Please make sure headphones are charged accordingly, because no you may not hold us accountable if it dies and put us on full blast in front yo SO.

(Please and thank you.)

Enjoy our PRE-RELEASE episode for House of Sky and Breath by SJ Maas where we discuss not only our favorite Crescent City Theories, but listener submitted theories as well! This episode is featuring Bookaholics Anon. guest Mandy! You can find her @mandyreadsxo on instagram AND @mandyreads on tiktok.

w/ love your Booked and Boozy Babes

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. we discuss mainly CC and House of Sky and Breath theories, but please be cautious of SJM universe spoiler theories. <3 

P.S.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

TWO episodes in one week? We're done when I say we're done you filthy b*tches. Get ready for our Bookacholics Anonymous episode prior to the release of House of Sky and Breath THIS WEEK. Get booked and mf boozy xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover 

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Well well well. If it isn't the episode we have all been waiting for. Buckle the tittty committee up this week because we aren't just dropping ONE crescent city episode. . . no. WE ARE DROPPING TWO MORE. One of them being a Bookaholics Anonymous episode ft a special guest, prior to the release of book two. 

Let's get booked and boozy bitches w/ our review and theory breakdown week of Crescent City by none other that S.J. Maas.

xoxo BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

What does the moon have to do with our sh*tty af audio, the kardashians, Pete Davidsons, Taylor swift's clone, and the downfall of JBxSG???

We are here to tell you. . .

Everything.

xoxo your Booked and Boozy Babes,

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

If you know us in real life and ask yourself what we mean by finger banging, we are so obviously alluding thou finger getting banged by an object. We in turn would never claim to be said object.

Welcome to our Part Two episode on our series kick off review of Zodiac Academy (The Awakening) by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti.

xoxo your boozy babes,

BrookexJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover

The word ass was mentioned 359 times in this book, and it is only 329 pages. There is more ass in this book than actual pages. Do with that information what you will, and proceed w/ caution. Please remember, no matter what hole you choose to put it in (schlongs and dildos alike)---> wrap it up bitches.

xoxo front to back

your mf boozy babes

BrookxJada

PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER:

-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover