Botched: A D&D Podcast allows you to ride along with a group of drunken friends (assholes), as they play through an actual session of 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons. A comedy podcast for people who are veteran basement dwelling dragon slayers to people who’ve never picked up the game. Listen in, learn a thing or two, and be inspired to go play some DnD with your friends!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is back together! Most of the group slough out of a door from another dimension and Felita escaped from the clutches of Smiling Tom. Now that they’re together they have bigger issues. They are in a church that worships death. What’s worse than that, there’s no one still alive in this entire city and no clear cut signs as to what happened to them.

The only obvious way out is back up into Smiling Tom’s house. Probably not the best. However, after a not-so-distant scream, they are not alone. 

What is the deal with this city? What happened to its residents? What is lurking in the shadows? Why does the group suddenly not trust the most untrustworthy member? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Jenna has been gone for a few weeks, but now she has returned! We have to find out what happened to Felita, while the gang has been hopping through dimensions!

Felita has been captured by Smiling Tom and taken to his headquarters in Tombstone. Thrown in the Dungeon, Felita is given an offer by Tom and left to think on it. Felita can’t be contained though! 

What does Smiling Tom want? Why would Felita ever consider anything he has to say? How will she escape? Why does this episode have eye gore? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

The group has been split up! Felita is still missing! The group has bigger issues at the moment. There is a pedestal of skulls currently filling the room with blood.

Only a few options, but the group can be quite industrious when circumstances are dire. The only issue is, the method for escape they use instead draws them into another plane of existence. With no idea where they are, their only option is to explore these strange new lands.

How do they escape from the cave filling with blood? What are these other planes of existence? Why doesn’t the devil accept their calls? How do they get home? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Skrothor is a little worse for wear, since he doesn’t have talons or skin on his hands, he doesn’t have a beak, or skin on his face, AND he’s blind! On the bright side, the group now has an official Birdcorp Trap Tester.

Before them stands an altar of skulls with blood running out of them, a statue of death, and what appears to be some kind of phylactery. It seems obvious what to do next…but perhaps there are unseen consequences. The group did have a party wipe not that long ago after all when they were too hasty.

How will they destroy the phylactery? What would happen if they do? Why does Skrothor suddenly crave death? Where is Felina? Will Smiling Tom find out? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

The crew has their sights set on destroying another magical creature, in the hopes that it leads to magical weapons and armor. This time they’re taking on a stone giant! This giant, however, seems to be guarding something of value…

First order of business will be to take out the giant, and then get all the goodies. However, things don’t go exactly as planned for all the members of the party. If they can manage to defeat the giant, there seems to be a sizable chest…and an ominous door.

Will everyone survive the stone giant? What sort of parts can they collect from it? What’s in the chest? Why does it always have to be doors? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! If you didn’t already know, Tristan made a bet that he could eat an entire rotisserie chicken in less than 4 minutes. If he was successful, he got magical Roc powers. However, he was not successful. If you want to check out his failure, you can do so on our youtube!

The group continues to just pester the hell out of this small town. They are bleeding it dry of any and all money, and only in a matter of days. Not to mention they want to ruin it even further. In the meantime, they want to build a robotic army to take on Smiling Tom and also track down some more magical creatures to harvest parts.

What is their next plan for the town? How will the town survive the party? How will they know which monster to fight next? What is this mysterious entity that only Felita can communicate with? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A wild roc has appeared! The group finally faces off with this beast that they’ve heard so much about. It’s definitely to save the local children and not because they want magical items.

However, this roc also seems to have fire abilities, making it all the more dangerous. The team does have a lasso turret on their side. And the formidable Captain Gizzard, their catcow.

Will they successfully defeat the roc? What will they manage to harvest if they do manage to defeat it? What sort of shenanigans will Tristan try to pull to get more stuff? How do spells work when it comes to logic? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wait, is this another shopping episode? Well, kind of. The group is mostly shopping for a large fat cat. This is all preparation to take down a local roc.

The catcow has to be small enough to fit in a large cart…the one that used to have the lasso gun they just had built. Then they have to pull that fat cat up the mountain to entice that roc. However, it seems that the catcow rises quickly through the ranks.

Is the catcow now in charge? How are they going to find the roc? How much more can the party take from the small town? Is it a good idea to steal from your home base? Tune in and find out!

Dennis was recently on the Drinking With Authors podcast! Go check out episodes 318 and 319 to see his appearance!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The argument could be made that this group of characters is the most evil set of characters the show has ever had. And we’ve had groups with demons and serial killers! The group now has a home of their own, and Clancy is now in charge of an entire town’s finances.

However, Clancy has his own ideas as far as where these finances should be going. Mainly to him. This would be the point where someone in the group might push back. Not in this group. Lean in!

As such, things escalate in the town quickly as Clancy begins exerting his power over others.

Will Clancy face any repercussions for his actions? How much can the town handle? What else could the group be doing? Can you hold a sawed off shotgun with one hand as an old woman? Tune in and find out!

Dennis was recently on the Drinking With Authors podcast! Go check out episodes 318 and 319 to see his appearance!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We now have a new party! That’s our first ever party wipe. I’m shocked it’s taken this long to be honest. The new party may be even crazier than the first one. We have a pirate, a bird person (definitely corporate skeksis), Woody Allen turtle accountant, and someone who worships the random.

Having been raised from the dead, the group feels it’s time to stretch their legs by raising hell in neighboring towns. But in the end they’re going to need to find a base of operations.

What sort of mischief is the group going to get up to? Where will their base of operations be? Why is this bird person obsessed with eating certain things? Is this accountant the most evil character the group has ever rolled? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer