Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

As our researchers arrive at work, they notice a new wing is being added to Site 69. Dr Alto Clef meets them and gives details that the serpent's hand has been collecting everything and anything about the sun. The O-5 council was curious. they started having their satellites poke around and they came back with a signals and movement that didn't seem right

Tasked with building a ship, Site 69 brings in their top mechanical engineers to accomplish said task.

What lurks in the space right above earth? Will it be friend or foe? Will Chumbawamba make a surprise appearance? Will the astronauts come home safely to their friends and families? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

In the small town of Poplar Bluff there have been a string of murders! Each day a family is brutally stabbed. Each family, completely different, with different ages and family makeup.

Nothing seems to tie these murders together. It seems like the perpetrators are all different as well.

A group of Field Agents posing as FBI are on the scene to investigate and track down exactly what is going on.

What do these murders have in common? Who are our Field Agents? How will they figure out who is behind these crimes? How many times will we get off track? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

On a brutal summer day, down in Fort Lauderdale Florida, someone has called Alagoni's Pizza for some relief from the terrible hunger pains that has been plaguing them since second breakfast. 

The only people strong enough to carry the crown that is delivering Alagoni's Pizza is none other than Jimmi and Timmy Slobbins! Joined by their best friend, Randy Lebowitz, they head downtown to a sketchy ass hotel.

Who in their right mind would hire two slobbins? How many beers can Jimmi drink before they get to their delivery? What strange SCP will these three run into? Will both Slobbins twins survive? Is that a fucking alligator? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Site 69 has dispatched a squad to a small village in northern Portugal. Unlike most times, this team has a military babysitter. Not the standard Foundation leadership. It shows.

They are investigating a meteorite that crashed just outside of said village. When they arrive, there appears to be a very large rock at the bottom of the crater, and the entire village is in attendance.

Before too long, it becomes apparent that not everything is what it seems with this “rock.” Especially the fact that it appears to be a large testicle underneath the surface.

What is this meteorite? Who is this militaristic leader? What is anomalous about this particular item? What is the best way to deal with a fascist? What’s the perfect furniture setup for a small fleshy room? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The Foundation is still working on unraveling the mysteries of the Chaos Insurgency base. In the meantime, a group of field agents have been dispatched to a lake in France. This lake has had numerous reports of insect and bird populations lowering drastically over the course of the past few months.

Thinking it may be anomalous in nature, the Foundation is on the case! As is keeping with every mission that Site 69 embarks on, no one is qualified to be here. This particular group of psychos quickly finds out that they are not alone at the lake.

What is causing the drop in insect and bird population? Who are these weird field agents? What is the most appropriate gear to bring on a mission like this? How easy is it to trick individuals while wearing the skin of one of their fallen allies? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

While the Foundation searches through the rubble of the Chaos Insurgency, a distress signal is sent out from one of the Foundation’s non-anomalous disposal sites. This is a location used to incinerate items and corpses that are not anomalous. 

However, it seems that even though nothing out of the ordinary should be happening, there are noises, specifically screams coming from the incinerators. And they’re rising up the tubes.

Of course all hell breaks loose and the Foundation now has another fire, literally, to put out.

What is happening at the facility? Who is responsible for this? What are in those incineration tubes? What the hell is Déjà Goo? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The SCP Foundation has assaulted the Chaos Insurgency base! There were quite a few losses due to things like…falling out of the plane…or grass. 

Ultimately, the Foundation has successfully made it to the base, and has begun to assault the innards of the base while a major fire fight takes place outside.

As the group makes their way deeper into the base they discover increasing dangers both from the Chaos Insurgency and also within the Foundation.

What is waiting for them in the base of the Chaos Insurgency? What anomalies does the Insurgency have at their disposal? Are there more traitors in the Foundation? How busty is the mother of Butts? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The Chaos Insurgency, after laying waste to a Foundation location, has gone back to their base of operations, along with some anomalies. 

However, unbeknownst to the Chaos Insurgency, those anomalies had tracking devices implanted in them. 

Now that the Foundation knows where the base is, they now need to counter attack. However, they can’t just destroy the base. They need to gather whatever information they might have.

Unsure of what they’ll face, they dispatch an MTF to strike the base, along with a famous (or infamous) SCP representative.

Who is this representative? What is waiting for them at the Chaos Insurgency base? Who will now be filling out the MTF Used Tampons? Does the SCP Foundation have a Saving Private Ryan-esque policy? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Area 12 was overrun by the Chaos Insurgency! Not only that but they also have Able in their employ. In the previous episode, Site 69 sent in MTF to try to save whoever they could, but everyone in Area 12 was killed. 

Many were killed when going up against Able, but eventually “Scott Hopkins” , legendary scientist and warrior, valiantly killed Able while he was partially crippled. Able will remember this formidable opponent.

This episode goes into what happened before Site 69 arrived. The story of the brave few that fell to the hands of the Chaos Insurgency as they tried to get a message out to the rest of the Foundation.

How did everyone in the site meet their end? Were there any survivors? What secrets might this base hold? How would a 900 pound man hide behind a fridge? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

A foundation facility, Area 12, has sent out a distress signal to any Foundation locations that can help. They have been attacked by an unknown enemy. They managed to get out a brief signal before it was quickly terminated.

Site 69 has sent out their go-to MTF to aid them. Used Tampons. Rolling into this conflict they quickly discover that they are not dealing with cultists but instead highly trained soldiers. 

Not just that, but there is also a familiar, and very violent, individual stalking the grounds.

Who is attacking the Foundation? What do they want? Who is this violent psychopath roaming around? What the hell is a Site 69 researcher doing in the middle of a firefight at a totally different location? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer