Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Tensions with the USSR and Russian are a real issue. However, the newly minted SCP Foundation receives a call from the USSR to ask for assistance with an anomalous issue that they can’t solve on their own.

The SCP Foundation sends their “finest scientific minds” to assist. They have a great deal of cattle winding up dead lately near the city of Urkutsk. However, the last corpse was found with no head…but a very strong heartbeat. 

Anyone in the room with the cow for 30 minutes loses their mind, so the USSR has been afraid to even cut it open. Thus, the SCP Foundation comes in!

What is behind this strange decapitated cow? Who will the SCP Foundation send to aid the USSR? How does this cow still have a heartbeat? Why should you not sass a Russian general when you’re in the thick of the USSR? Tune in and find out!

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Oh, what a beautiful mornin',

Oh, what a beautiful day.

I got a beautiful feelin'

Ev'erything's goin' my way.

The UIU agents send some help down to Oklahoma to search for the runaway cannibal. Seems like an eclectic bunch of weirdos but I'm sure nothing will go wrong at all.

Will they be able to find their runaway "friend"? Where does that one fellow keep coming up with breast milk? How many plates of spagoots did that Hannibill guy actually eat?

Find out now on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠

Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel 

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠

Music by ⁠Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Thank you to everyone who came out to Dragoncon to see the show live! It was an awesome time! Now that we are back in our respective homes, the show format returns to normal…well…whatever normal is for Botched anyways!

This episode picks up still in the midst of the chaos of the World's Fair. People are running around ripping each other apart while screaming about Blood for the Hanged King. The three agents of the UIU have to get things under control.

They have to bring in the big guns. I mean literally, they just call in a lot more people with guns. However, they notice there’s an old man calmly sitting amidst the chaos. Something seems to be very odd about this man. 

Should the UIU get this under control, they need to figure out who or what is behind this, and how to stop it from happening again.

Who is this mysterious old man? How is it that he is so calm while being surrounded by psychos? Will anyone make it out of the fair alive? What about the giant red monstrosity in the sky? Where did the World’s Fair hire a dinosaur and a robot? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Welcome to Season 9! For those of you who are not familiar, our seasons always begin with a liveshow. The first episode will definitely have a little different sound to them, than the normally recorded episodes. In this instance, we are playing in front of a crowd at Dragoncon!

Normally, we change the setting every season…however, people seemed to enjoy the SCP season so much, we decided to do our own take on the origin of the SCP Foundation. And luckily, because there are so many universes, ours has its place too!

This live show follows three members of the UIU, the Unusual Incidents Unit as they attend the 1953 World's Fair in St Louis Missouri. As these three venture through, other attendees are experiencing some very anomalous events.

However, there is one particular event that catches this team’s eye, and reveals that maybe a bigger organization is needed to deal with this level of threat.

Who are these members of the UIU, what anomalous events are befalling the goers of the World’s Fair, why are there so many rat children at this show, tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The final episode of Season 8!

It all comes down to this! A small group of MTF managed to get inside the 05 Council Headquarters in an attempt to stop the Rogue Satellite from driving the Sun insane and causing it to turn every living creature into goo monsters. All caught up?

However, this group is going to need more than just a few MTF, it will take new and familiar faces to even get to the 05 Council. There are far more terrifying things in this building than a group of shadowy figures. 

Will the group manage to make it to the 05 Council chambers? What is lying in wait for them inside this building? What sort of defenses do the 05 Council have? Will Site 69 manage to stop their evil plan? How do you make margaritas in space? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

We are down to the final two episodes of Season 8! That’s not a lot of time to prevent When Day Breaks!

The Foundation has discovered how exactly When Day Breaks starts…but now they also know who’s behind it all. The 05 Council! That leaves our group with only a few options. Try to take down the Satellite directly, a full on assault of the 05 council, or a sneaking mission.

How will Site 69 tackle this monumental task? How will they proceed with their plan? Are there any backup plans? How do you have an open bar while flying in a spaceship? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The clock is ticking down until the SCP Foundation runs out of time to stop SCP-001 When Day Breaks!

The information gathered from the Chaos Insurgency base has finally been deciphered, and the master plan is laid bare. With that in mind, the heads of Site 69, along with Dr. Bright, must formulate a sure fire plan to stop the Sarkicists before they can initiate their master plan.

How will Site 69 assault the Sarkacist base? What MTF will be tasked with such a monumental role? What horrors await inside the HQ? Does Tunisia know what fireworks are? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

We are in the home stretch of the season! If the SCP Foundation is going to stop 001 When Day Breaks from occurring they need to get to the bottom of who’s helping the Sarkicists.

One culprit is Marshall Carter and Dark LTD, so the group finds what they believe to be one of their delivery drivers. They will have to interrogate him if they hope to pry the information out of him.

Should they find out where the HQ of MCD is, they still have to figure out a way to sneak in, get past the guards, and get whatever information they’re after. 

Will they be able to successfully interrogate the captured MCD member? Where is the MCD HQ? How would they go about infiltrating such a building? What horrors might be waiting inside? Who the hell is the Dirt Man? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, but instead a group of small business owners, opening up shop in Boston. Specifically, a deli. However, this deli serves food that would be considered “exotic” to anyone outside of central PA. 

Things get off to a rocky start before their business finally picks up. However, as business increases, they start to notice lethargic customers, a lack of repeat customers, and other strange occurrences.

Before too long, they find themselves deep in trouble of the anomalous kind. What is so weird about this deli? What is happening to their customers? Why would the SCP Foundation be interested in a deli? How wet is too wet for a sandwich? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, not to start anyways. This episode follows a group of explorers hired via a Craigslist ad to explore the long forgotten and abandoned town of Beard Oregon. 

This rag tag group are sent out with some supplies in order to check for antiques or artifacts that could be of value. The person transporting them, Sean, will be coming back every few weeks to pick up whatever they find, and drop off more supplies.

Beard was actually a brewery town. The brewery is the biggest building in the town itself. Everything seems pretty standard for a town abandoned for decades. However, inside the factory itself is a strange machine, leaking a sweet smelling viscous green goo. 

Who are these adventurers? What are they hoping to find in this town? What is this machine and what is its purpose? Why not drink the super strange goo that definitely can’t be bad for you? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Philip D Keating

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, 

Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Lonewolfy63ttv, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer