Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another. 

One of them is little more than a pile of bones and gore, one is missing their lower half, and the other is missing all of their internal organs, to say the least. Perhaps this is some sort of animal? However, if the SCP Foundation is involved, it’s rarely so simple. The teeth wounds on these bodies appear to be human, though 6 times larger than any normal human.

Quickly this trio of field agents is dispatched into the sewer system to investigate further, and before long they discover a fanciful metal door, with a tattered and moldy red carpet exiting from it.

Where does this door lead? What is snatching people off the streets and eating them? What has such large human teeth? What is a grabbenwulfen? Tune in and find out!

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All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

It’s a dark and stormy night. The MTF squad known as “The Creepy Crawlies” has just completed a deadly mission, and only 3 of them made it out alive. They need somewhere to ride out this storm before returning to their own site. Site 69 just happens to be the closest Site available.

Once inside, the SCP in question is secured with all the necessary precautions. However, the storm causes all of the generators to fail, leading to a total blackout at Site 69. The last thing anyone wants with this new SCP in custody.

Before long, all hell breaks loose, and the main researchers at Site 69 decide to go to Chili’s instead. Leaving the site in the not very capable hands of Tucker.

We follow three low level staff in the breakroom when the power goes out. The fate of the entire Site and possibly even more, rests in their hands getting the generator started back up again.

Who are these low level staff? How will they save the site when MTF cannot? What SCP is on the loose and why are they so dangerous in the dark? Why are there so many gummy snacks, and random beers in this place? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Before Site 69 can do anything with the information they picked up from The Liar’s Cradle, there is an emergency that requires the SCP Foundation’s attention. SCP-1983, otherwise known as the “Doorway to Nowhere” is under foundation observation. A researcher, without permission, ventured inside. 

He is very important to the Foundation, so they’re dispatching more MTF from the squad “The Choir Boys.” Each of these members is devout in their belief. What those beliefs are, is up to the member. As long as they believe it, that’s all that matters. The reason for that is because there are shadowy creatures within SCP-1983 that steal the hearts of the living. The only way to dispatch them is with silver bullets accompanied by a sincere prayer.

 SCP-1983 is a farmhouse, the front door of which is a doorway to another dimension. The shadow creatures emerge from the doorway and return once they have collected a heart. No team ever sent inside has come back.

Who are these “Choir Boys” and what do they believe in? What’s inside the Doorway to Nowhere? Why do these creatures collect hearts? Why does this guy have two gerbils in tactical gear? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The Site 69 Researchers have relocated temporarily, along with a large contingent of D-Class to the newly secure facility in Spain. The 0-5 Council is letting the leadership of Site 69 experiment on and utilize SCP-2128 otherwise known as The Liar’s Cradle.

This anomalous creation appears to be able to discern truth from falsehood, even if the person in its furnace doesn’t actually know the answer one way or another. Once the group figures out exactly how SCP-2128 functions, thus begins the quick dispatching of D-Class to get some answers to questions they have.

How does the Liar’s Cradle know what’s true? How can someone lie if they don’t know what they are saying is incorrect? How many D-Class must be sacrificed to get the answers to the questions they have? Does the Liar’s Cradle consider The Last Jedi to be a good movie? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby castle and abducts anyone who questions them.

You can hear the screams coming from the castle, so none of the citizens try to stick out. The Brazen Heart love to torture. They worship a bull god named Moloch. Blood for the bull god, as it were.

A small group of operatives is sent undercover to try to infiltrate the cult and determine if they are in possession of an anomalous artifact. The group sent is, quite possibly, one of the worst for infiltrating a religious paranoid cult.

However, one way or another, they do find themselves in the castle.

Who is this group of operatives? What’s the deal with this cult? Why are they torturing people? Do they have an anomalous item, and if so what does it do? Is it possible for a helicopter to just miraculously flip over and land perfectly on two characters the DM hates while leaving the character he doesn’t mind in the helicopter unscathed? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

As the 05 Council continues to evaluate possible next steps to avoid the end of the world, a possible SCP encounter has come through. A rather strange one to boot! Apparently, a ghost showed up to a family’s home, ate their son, and then sat down to watch TV. 

So, the SCP Foundation sent their best undercover field agents to investigate. Sorry, that was a typo, they sent their absolute worst trio of field agents to investigate and possibly terrorize the traumatized family.

If this “ghost” is indeed an SCP, what sort of anomalous effects does it have? How can it be contained? What’s the best way to protect people? Also, why is it so hard to find good help at the SCP Foundation? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Well, what do you know, the MTF known as “Used Tampons” actually managed to bring back a living cultist, and without anyone on their own team dying! Shocking!

With the cultist back at Site 69, the researchers have to figure out where to go from here. At first they go through his belongings, with a D-class of course. No sense possibly turning into ravenous flesh monsters themselves.

Once they analyze the strange belongings they decide to interrogate this cultist. Their methods are to say the least, strange, but this cultist doesn’t seem averse to answering questions. On the contrary, he seems to enjoy answering their questions.

What does the cultist have in his possession? What does he want? What is the group he’s working with? Why are they trying to turn everyone into skin monsters? What happens when you get a really really deep wet willy? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The Gulag Party Dogs, somehow, have stopped the spread of this strange affliction from reaching the city. However, they still need to get to the source of the problem, the cultists. 

They’ll need to go around the now burning fields, and back into the forest to fully investigate. However, the forest is a great hiding place for possible flesh monsters.

The Gulag Party Dogs will have an unhappy field agent in his slippers there to help, so that’s something. 

What is this weird flesh affliction? How are the cultists doing it? Will the Gulag Party Dogs find the cultists and stop them? How does this affliction spread? Do bunny slippers give you advantage on stealth? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Philip has returned! As such, the 05 Council has instructed Site 69 to analyze the letter that was found at the MC&D LTD raid. While it seemed to be just an odd love letter, it was actually a coded message.

The group, while not the brightest all the time, manage to decipher the message and determine that there will be some sort of attack or event taking place in the city of Norilisk, in Siberia. 

The Foundation contacts their MTF team in the area, Gulag Party Dogs, and sends them into action.

Their mission, get in quietly, figure out what’s going on, make sure whatever these cultists got from MC&D LTD doesn’t get released into the main population, and if possible, bring back one of the cultists alive for questioning. 

Who are these Gulag Party Dogs? Why do they want an American intern? What are the cultists planning? Who keeps cans of fuel in the back of their car at all times? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

As it turns out, the secret selling of anomalies was being perpetrated by the nefarious organization known as Marshall, Carter, & Dark LTD. But who exactly were they selling the anomalies to?

While they try to solve that puzzle, they begin to sift through some of the anomalies. Two in particular. One seems to be a casket with a strange naked woman in it. However, this woman doesn’t speak, and she kind of just…flutters around the room skittishly. 

That is, until she finds a corpse.

The other anomaly appears to be nothing more than a bottle of Black Label. A bottle that never runs out of alcohol! A blessing! Ooooooor maybe not.

What is the deal with this strange naked woman? What happens when she comes into contact with a corpse? What is the deal with this bottle of booze? What happens if you drink it? Is the liquid always booze? Which researcher will send the most D-Class to their deaths? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer