Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The SCP Foundation has been given a tip that there is a secret meeting going on between two unknown parties in a remote warehouse in Chicago, IL. 

A small MTF force is dispatched to investigate the situation, detain any individuals involved if possible, and recover any possible anomalies they find, or at the very least secure the location for other SCP Foundation members to arrive.

The group seems to have a schism in their leadership, but quickly they enter the warehouse and find out not all is as it seems.

Is there a shady dealing going on? How will the leadership work itself out with this team? Who is behind this possible deal? What anomalies may be present? What is a knife back? Tune in and find out!

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All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Reports have come in from, of course, Ohio, that there are strange occurrences coming out of a particular mall. People feel as though they are being watched. Some even saying they see faceless individuals chasing people.

Site 69 is on the case! They have employed a few Foundation members as Mall employees to keep an eye on the mall and see if they can find anything anomalous.

It becomes quickly apparent that there is something very odd going on at the mall. Not just at the mall, but under it. And the issues are far more dire than they believe.

What’s going on at the mall? Is the anomaly something in the mall, or is it some sort of strange mall creature? Do they have to contain an entire mall? Why do these undercover agents take their fake jobs so seriously? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The 0-5 Council has started trying to find assets to help with the possibility of SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Instead of prevention, they are looking at assets that could help, should the event occur. Who better than medical professionals!

While the SCP Foundation already has some of the world’s greatest minds at their disposal, they don’t necessarily have all the most anomalous minds!

This week they are hot on the trail of a serial killer making their way through Germany.

The group is going to hunt down this psychopath and figure out a way to take them in quietly.

On top of that, they’re going to have to convince them to help prevent the end of the world. 

Which SCP is this? How are they killing their victims? Why is the SCP Foundation interested in keeping this anomaly alive? How will they detain such a killer? What does that cloud look like to you? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

As the O-5 Council continues to analyze the data collected in the alternate universe regarding SCP-001 “When Day Breaks,” Site 69 is alerted to a possible anomalous event in China.

There is a very remote village where everyone was reporting severe headaches. A doctor was dispatched, and no one was ever heard from again. Satellite imagery is unavailable in the affected area.

Site 69 has sent a group of three doctors to check out the situation. None of them seem particularly well equipped for, well, any type of possible medical issue that may be affecting the people.

They are given a guide and head to the remote village where things immediately seem off. The guide seems to be hiding something, and no one can be seen around the village. Also, the surrounding forest is quiet. Too quiet.

What is the cause of the headaches? Where are the villagers? Who are these doctors? What’s that crawling up your leg? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Site 69 has their first real investigation! While the 05 Council sifts through the footage recovered during the alternate universe’s XK Class end of the world scenario, they forward along a strange occurrence in Cincinnati, OH. 

A small, seemingly abandoned house, is teeming with cats, but no sign of the owner. 

Some beat cops are dispatched to investigate, with an SCP Foundation Field Agent watching from safety.

It becomes apparent pretty quickly that there is more to these cats than meets the eye.

Why are there so many cats? Where is the owner of the house? Is this an anomaly? Why is this SCP Foundation Field Agent so cowardly? What are the laws in Cincinnati? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8 has arrived! This is our live show at Dragoncon 2023! If you’re wondering why the audio quality is a little different from most other episodes, its because we recorded it live in a grand ballroom in front of a live audience!

If you want to catch the start of Botched Seasons, head to Dragoncon and come see our live show!

Our story tonight begins with a member of the 05 council addressing brand new trainees. This entire season is a form of training, to show new SCP Foundation personnel what to do and not do when the world is on the brink of destruction.

The group at the heart of this training are a small group of researchers all vying for Site Director status. They must use the high tech equipment of the SCP Foundation to leap into the bodies of personnel in a neighboring universe in order to witness first hand what’s going on.

Who are these researchers all fighting over the same job? What’s going on in these other universes? What is the cause of the end of the world? What does that entail? How many people is the DM going to murder ruthlessly? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

This is the prologue for our new season! This season is focused all around SCP!

What is SCP? Well, the easiest way to define it would be that it's kind of like X-files, but beholden to no world governments and they operate worldwide. This is a community written series of official sounding documents all about anomalies. 

What are anomalies? You’ll find out everything you need to know in this handy dandy first day orientation!

Listen close because the SCP is serious business, and every day could be your last at the SCP Foundation.

Best of luck Junior Researchers!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

The season finale! It all comes down to this! The group has Smiling Tom of Wonder in hand and a horde of beasties between them and the Sky Baby. If they can somehow get close enough to kill the thing, there’s still the problem of the monsters themselves. 

If they can make it through the battle, what then? Will they immediately put a bullet in Smiling Tom? Will the Devil make an appearance? Will the group stay together? Will they maybe start a Subway franchise together?

This episode answers all the big remaining questions left in the season.

The biggest question of all is, what song is the Botched crew going to cover this time? Well dear listeners, you have to listen through to the end to find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

The penultimate episode of Season 7! This is the calm before the storm as the group has to figure out a way back into the West. The boat is just about to arrive at the cliffs, but getting up top will not be easy.

While Gizzard tries to solve for X, the rest of the group is getting chatty with Smiling Tom. A little bit of backstory before the end? Hell this isn’t Tom’s real voice!

After some sympathy for the devil, the group splits up and sets out to figure out a way into the West. 

Where did Smiling Tom come from? What’s his real accent? What is Gizzard’s airspeed velocity when attached to a cannonball? Is it worth it to build a Subway next to another Subway? Tune in and find out!

Thank you to the Tales To Terrify podcast for the intro! You can listen to Dennis read a scary story over on all your podcatchers or over on www.talestoterrify.com! He just appeared on episode 603!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

All of a sudden the tables have turned and the group has Smiling Tom, the big bad of Season 7, on the end of a leash. It doesn’t seem to be particularly pleasant for Smiling Tom, but then, the group doesn’t really care about that.

They have to get around the West to get to that Sky Baby. They certainly can’t go through the west and a sea of ravenous monsters.

However, they only have so much time, and it’s not like they have their own personal boat just waiting for them. But then again, any boat is your personal boat if you steal it.

How is this relationship with Tom going to work out? What is the extent of Tom’s abilities? Why can’t he hurt the group? Will they make it around the West in time? Can turtles have tits? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer