Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

We are joined by a super special guest! Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast!

The group runs into a new “ally” in a blue Firbolg! They also meet the leader of this town, the mysterious, yet incredibly musical Harmonica.

Before they set off on a quest to kill the dangerous hydra in a nearby cave, the group decides to scope out the town and see what information they can find.

Has anyone ever fought the hydra and lived? Why is everyone so distrustful of Clancy? Who is this Harmonica? What’s really in a Shirley Temple? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Now that the group is back together, it’s time to deal with that awful Mayoriff who turned them into the villain after they loudly announce their plans constantly, while ruining his town. What a terrible guy that Mayoriff. 

Once that’s done, the group has to figure out where to head next. How about a brand new city! Sure, they tend to wear out their welcome, immediately, but maybe this time will finally be different. Somehow they’re going to have to make allies. This new city is definitely not what the group was expecting as they try to find someone who can fix Skrothor’s eye issue.

What happens to the Mayoriff? Does the group suffer any consequences? Which city do they head to? What makes this town different? What kind of performer does Felita love? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A Steve-centric episode! Clancy has been separated from the group and has fallen deep into the dead city. On the bright side, the winged death creature doesn’t seem to be following Clancy. However, on the bottom of this city, it seems the citizens didn’t fare much better than those up above.

The ground is made up of the skeletons of thousands of people. It is pitch black, and unfortunately for Clancy, he can’t see in the dark. He has to feel his way around this decaying city, until finally he sees a light in the distance.

What’s the source of this light? What could be down here in the dark and death? Will we learn why Clancy is so evil? What would you do if you saw a face coming through a wall? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Steve is still out this week, so the crew must go on without him! The group has managed to escape the clutches of a winged creature of death…but for how long? Not to mention there’s all this red lightning, a giant skygina or skash if you will.

Admiral Gizzard being the curious soul that he is, decides to go and investigate this vertical sky opening. However, he soon realizes it has a very strong pull and he struggles to try to escape. 

The group will have to come together and use everything at their disposal to free Admiral Gizzard from whatever this entity is. 

Will the group make it out of this situation in one piece? What is lurking in the skygina? What would happen if someone were to awaken it? Why does Phil always have to poke the bear? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

So much for the group getting back together. Clancy has fallen off to nowhere, into the blackness of this long dead city. 

Meanwhile Felita is flying towards a chain at high speed, but it’s a chain the size of a large building. If she were to miss it or hit it head on, it could lead to her death. Oh, and did I mention that unkillable monstrosity is still following the group? Well, it is.

With a man down, this encounter will test the groups ability to think quick and figure out how to deal with unwinnable situations. Ya know, both are BIG strengths of the Botched crew.

Where did Clancy go? Will Felita make it? How will they escape the flying creature of death? If you pee your pants while holding someone, will you also pee on them? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

 Botched: A D&D Podcast allows you to ride along with a group of drunken friends (assholes), as they play through an actual session of 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons. A comedy podcast for people who are veteran basement dwelling dragon slayers to people who’ve never picked up the game. Listen in, learn a thing or two, and be inspired to go play some DnD with your friends!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is back together! Most of the group slough out of a door from another dimension and Felita escaped from the clutches of Smiling Tom. Now that they’re together they have bigger issues. They are in a church that worships death. What’s worse than that, there’s no one still alive in this entire city and no clear cut signs as to what happened to them.

The only obvious way out is back up into Smiling Tom’s house. Probably not the best. However, after a not-so-distant scream, they are not alone. 

What is the deal with this city? What happened to its residents? What is lurking in the shadows? Why does the group suddenly not trust the most untrustworthy member? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Jenna has been gone for a few weeks, but now she has returned! We have to find out what happened to Felita, while the gang has been hopping through dimensions!

Felita has been captured by Smiling Tom and taken to his headquarters in Tombstone. Thrown in the Dungeon, Felita is given an offer by Tom and left to think on it. Felita can’t be contained though! 

What does Smiling Tom want? Why would Felita ever consider anything he has to say? How will she escape? Why does this episode have eye gore? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

The group has been split up! Felita is still missing! The group has bigger issues at the moment. There is a pedestal of skulls currently filling the room with blood.

Only a few options, but the group can be quite industrious when circumstances are dire. The only issue is, the method for escape they use instead draws them into another plane of existence. With no idea where they are, their only option is to explore these strange new lands.

How do they escape from the cave filling with blood? What are these other planes of existence? Why doesn’t the devil accept their calls? How do they get home? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Skrothor is a little worse for wear, since he doesn’t have talons or skin on his hands, he doesn’t have a beak, or skin on his face, AND he’s blind! On the bright side, the group now has an official Birdcorp Trap Tester.

Before them stands an altar of skulls with blood running out of them, a statue of death, and what appears to be some kind of phylactery. It seems obvious what to do next…but perhaps there are unseen consequences. The group did have a party wipe not that long ago after all when they were too hasty.

How will they destroy the phylactery? What would happen if they do? Why does Skrothor suddenly crave death? Where is Felina? Will Smiling Tom find out? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

The crew has their sights set on destroying another magical creature, in the hopes that it leads to magical weapons and armor. This time they’re taking on a stone giant! This giant, however, seems to be guarding something of value…

First order of business will be to take out the giant, and then get all the goodies. However, things don’t go exactly as planned for all the members of the party. If they can manage to defeat the giant, there seems to be a sizable chest…and an ominous door.

Will everyone survive the stone giant? What sort of parts can they collect from it? What’s in the chest? Why does it always have to be doors? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer