Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! If you didn’t already know, Tristan made a bet that he could eat an entire rotisserie chicken in less than 4 minutes. If he was successful, he got magical Roc powers. However, he was not successful. If you want to check out his failure, you can do so on our youtube!

The group continues to just pester the hell out of this small town. They are bleeding it dry of any and all money, and only in a matter of days. Not to mention they want to ruin it even further. In the meantime, they want to build a robotic army to take on Smiling Tom and also track down some more magical creatures to harvest parts.

What is their next plan for the town? How will the town survive the party? How will they know which monster to fight next? What is this mysterious entity that only Felita can communicate with? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A wild roc has appeared! The group finally faces off with this beast that they’ve heard so much about. It’s definitely to save the local children and not because they want magical items.

However, this roc also seems to have fire abilities, making it all the more dangerous. The team does have a lasso turret on their side. And the formidable Captain Gizzard, their catcow.

Will they successfully defeat the roc? What will they manage to harvest if they do manage to defeat it? What sort of shenanigans will Tristan try to pull to get more stuff? How do spells work when it comes to logic? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wait, is this another shopping episode? Well, kind of. The group is mostly shopping for a large fat cat. This is all preparation to take down a local roc.

The catcow has to be small enough to fit in a large cart…the one that used to have the lasso gun they just had built. Then they have to pull that fat cat up the mountain to entice that roc. However, it seems that the catcow rises quickly through the ranks.

Is the catcow now in charge? How are they going to find the roc? How much more can the party take from the small town? Is it a good idea to steal from your home base? Tune in and find out!

Dennis was recently on the Drinking With Authors podcast! Go check out episodes 318 and 319 to see his appearance!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The argument could be made that this group of characters is the most evil set of characters the show has ever had. And we’ve had groups with demons and serial killers! The group now has a home of their own, and Clancy is now in charge of an entire town’s finances.

However, Clancy has his own ideas as far as where these finances should be going. Mainly to him. This would be the point where someone in the group might push back. Not in this group. Lean in!

As such, things escalate in the town quickly as Clancy begins exerting his power over others.

Will Clancy face any repercussions for his actions? How much can the town handle? What else could the group be doing? Can you hold a sawed off shotgun with one hand as an old woman? Tune in and find out!

Dennis was recently on the Drinking With Authors podcast! Go check out episodes 318 and 319 to see his appearance!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We now have a new party! That’s our first ever party wipe. I’m shocked it’s taken this long to be honest. The new party may be even crazier than the first one. We have a pirate, a bird person (definitely corporate skeksis), Woody Allen turtle accountant, and someone who worships the random.

Having been raised from the dead, the group feels it’s time to stretch their legs by raising hell in neighboring towns. But in the end they’re going to need to find a base of operations.

What sort of mischief is the group going to get up to? Where will their base of operations be? Why is this bird person obsessed with eating certain things? Is this accountant the most evil character the group has ever rolled? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Turns out that dragging sound was a helmed horror! Not the easiest of foes considering half the party is banged up, and they are with subpar gear.

There is also the matter of this strange bedroom. A bed with a skeleton on it. A ritual circle. Fresh flowers and candles. Not to mention this strange humming coming from the armoire. Maybe the party should have taken at least a short nap before stumbling into a fight.

Can they defeat the helmed horror in their current state? What is the deal with this room? Why does Phil never remember that he has rage? What are the odds that the armoire is trapped? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A Mimic! Funny enough, we have never had a true mimic before! That being said, having monsters pop up while the party doesn’t have any weapons or armor may prove difficult.

Not to help matters, but the party members seem to have little devilish tattooed hands moving towards their throat very slowly. What happens if they meet? Will they die?!? Ah crap, a ticking clock!

As the group explores the castle, each level seems to give another piece of the puzzle as far as what happened to it, however, something just doesn’t seem right. Something doesn’t make sense.

How old is this castle? What happened to its inhabitants? What is that dragging sound? What do these tattoos do? Why is all this gunpowder piled up in a very specific spot? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has finally made it to the bottom of the cliffs, some faster than others, now what? Unfortunately, the whole reason they broke into prison in the first place was Callam Etie, who is now dead. Not to mention Ned has been rendered unconscious and is missing a hand.

That being said, the group is stranded on the rocks, a vertical rock wall on one side, a merciless ocean on the other. However, there seems to be a small whirlpool not too far out to sea. Exploring it, there seems to be aquatic skeletons attempting to block up a newly formed  hole.

Before it can be sealed, the party makes their way down and into a mysterious underwater cavern. With nowhere else to go, they decide to explore the long dead skeletal corpse of a Titanoturtle!

What is a titanoturtle? Why are they going into the cavern? Are they alone in this cavern? Why should you never just stick your appendages in suspicious water? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Special guest gone, so no more Mr. Nice DM! Just kidding, the group can’t get out of their own way. This episode is really only over the span of hundreds of feet. The issue is that it’s straight down. This episode is a fight for survival and how to not plummet to a rocky grave. They just need to hit the ocean. If only someone told them how to do that in a previous episode…before they went to prison.

Why are they falling down a cliff? How will the group survive? Will they save the npcs in their protection? Why does Steve think I’m out to get him? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by a special guest: Adal Rifai from the Hello From The Magic Tavern podcast! He is playing quite the culinary mastermind, albeit of prison food. However, he USED to be a big time chef on the outside.

Since the group is not the stealthiest when discussing plans, a little psychopathic chef overhears the plan and wants to be part of it. However, now they’re part of the cooking crew making the feast for the following night. This both helps and complicates matters since they need to escape before the feast.

The group assumes the feast is poisoned…so they’re gonna make sure that happens. For…reasons.

Who is this chef? What is his background? Will Tristan finally get to show off his knowledge of cooking? When will the singing end so the bunkmates can go to sleep? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer