Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well it didn’t take very long before their Multi Level Marketing Mulk went horribly awry. When you have a product based scam…you have to have a product! Also, when you do an MLM, maybe picking a town full of criminals is not the greatest idea, especially, if you don’t have the product to give them.

That being said, they need to get out of town as fast as possible. However, someone with a wagon full of turkeys arrives in town. Ned is on high alert, and Willie learns a valuable lesson about mini raptors.

Are these turkeys the start of the turkey pox outbreak? Do birds like each other? How will the group make it out of town alive? How vengeful are turkeys? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Mulk! The Miracle Cure! So now there’s a large group of people waiting to get in on the ground level of this exciting business venture. Like a pyramid they’ll start on the bottom and slowly make their way up, but less and less of them will have the determination to do so, that’s what it’s a pyramid! No other reasons.

Heck is back! She is on board to try to make this new venture work, but things devolve quickly as Ned’s turkey phobia gets out of hand. The other issue they have is that they have a limited supply of Bessiemae’s milk to create mulk.

How are they going to make more mulk? What are the consequences to starting a business like this in Tombstone? What kind of bread do they sell in Tombstone? Is turkey pox real? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They managed to get the giant block of wood out of Ned. Surprisingly, it didn't kill him. Who knew that was even possible? However, now they owe Doc Brown some milk…and advertisements.

Here begins the avalanche. First, the milk. Then, the advertisements. Then, it’s Willie beginning to con people about what that milk can do. Willie also heads over to the tavern/casino of the Wyattearp brothers to get some information and scope them out.

How will the group exert power in this town? How many times will Bessiemae have to be milked in order to pay off Doc Brown? What are these advertisements for? What is mulk? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Not sure why they are so obsessed with a vault when there’s a giant murder worm nearby, but hey, to each their own. Now the group is confronted with a giant angry worm and nowhere to go. The tail is ready to strike! The group is going to have to be a lot tougher than they look in order to survive.

There are also a pair of mountain dwarves running away as fast as they can. Luckily, horses are a lot faster than short little dwarves. One way or another, the group is going to need some answers from these two.

Are the dwarves carrying worm eggs? Will the worm forgive them if they get the eggs back? Will everyone survive the worm onslaught? What do people suffering from split personalities and just happen to be from the future, dream about? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Getting some tremors vibes here. The group is stuck on a big rocky outcropping with what remains of a small town. They managed to narrowly escape the worm to get there in the first place.

Now they have to figure out a way to either kill the worm, or get it to go away long enough for everyone to escape. This thing seems seriously pissed off for some reason. It’s not exhibiting normal hunger, but more malice towards everyone there.

Why is this worm so agitated? Does anyone in the town have some insight on what happened? How will they save the town, or themselves? Why are some kid’s parents always sleeping for hours at a time while they make the kids play outside? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group stumbles upon a small town, but can't shake the feeling that not all is right here. 

Check out the Kickstarter for the 2nd book in Dennis’ series about the world’s first werewolf. Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey Chapter 2. It is running until the 2nd of October. Any and all support would be greatly appreciated!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Jenna

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Chris Wisdom, Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems the Bovineborn have been having their children snatched up by these weird flying coyotes. Fly-otes if you will. After having dispatched them with only minor injuries, some of the group stays behind to lick their wounds while others move on to investigate.

The group discovers a cave, with a few well placed traps. A little advanced for some flying canines. They also discover that the children are in fact still alive! And there is a mysterious woman singing to them while they work.

Who is this mysterious woman? Will they save the children? Why does the woman want the children? How much damage does dynamite do if lodged in someone’s mouth? Tune in and find out!

Check out the Kickstarter for the 2nd book in Dennis’ series about the world’s first werewolf. Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey Chapter 2. It is running until the 2nd of October. Any and all support would be greatly appreciated!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Chris Wisdom, Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The new season is off and rolling and of course the players are weird and doing their thing. The live show was amazing and the audience really seemed to enjoy it. This whole season is a bit of an homage to spaghetti westerns.

Our group of desperados decides to ride south after taking a look at their map. They see a Bovineborn village and think that it might be a good start. After ingratiating themselves, they quickly find a job that needs doing.

What do the Bovineborn need? How have their bodies/horses been changed by the mysterious stranger? What is the best way to lay a trap? What do you call a floating coyote? Tune in and find out!

Check out the Kickstarter for the 2nd book in Dennis’ series about the world’s first werewolf. Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey Chapter 2. It is running until the 2nd of October. Any and all support would be greatly appreciated!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hey everyone! Our first episode is live from Dragoncon 2022 in Atlanta Georgia! So if you’re wondering why the audio is a little different, that’s why! We had a live audience in front of us! Our new season is western themed! You still get the fantasy elements, but with a western flavor.

Our story begins in a little town as a group of people get together to go on a wagon train and ride into the wild west. Each looking to accomplish something different. The town they start in isn’t without its own share of problems, but the party must venture west and brave the elements and the evils that lie in store.

Who are these new intrepid heroes? Why are they heading out west? What is waiting for them out there? What does a warm white russian straight from a cow’s teat taste like? Tune in and find out!

Check out the Kickstarter for the 2nd book in Dennis’ series about the world’s first werewolf! Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey Chapter 2. Running until October 2nd. Any and all support would be greatly appreciated!

We now have a PO Box! Send stuff to PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the plan last week worked? Sort of? I mean, sure, they are on their way to The Duke so that’s what counts. But they also just sacrificed a whole town, while also back stabbing their ally. Not to mention murdering his brother when they were supposed to be convincing him.

Now they are forcing their way into The Duke’s compound to get the rest of the cure and save humanity! Only thing in their way is a fence…about a dozen or so armed guards…and a drove of murderous donkeys.

Can Hank overcome his fear of donkeys? Can they make it to The Duke and get the cure? Will they manage to escape the horde of zombies behind them? What is that burnt smell? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer