Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So H.E.C.K. used to be an elf? This information must have come as quite a surprise to them! However, one thing we don’t know is if H.E.C.K. will decide to take the offer of becoming a guard. They certainly act like they want to be one. Will it be a double cross? Or a triple cross? Only time will tell.

Also, someone else who knows Ned also claims to be from the future and they seem to have some sort of past together. One person with delusions of the future is laughable but two with the exact same story is curious. Could they really be from the future?

They find the armor crafter in the mines and they also locate the potential way out. Now they just need to figure out a way to get out of prison without anyone knowing. What is their plan of escape? When is the best time to leave? What are the chances something could go wrong?  Are there any more surprises waiting for them? Tune in and find out!

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All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, they were told to make an example of some inmates and they certainly did that. In a very odd murderous way. Wet willies? Not a death people will soon forget. This stunt has earned the group a stay in the hot boxes. For those of you not familiar, this is a small steel box that they lock you in. In the midday sun, these get incredibly hot. It’s basically a form of torture, and a deterrant.

However, H.E.C.K. really, really doesn’t like being put in a box. After making quite the ingenious escape, that just leaves H.E.C.K. versus the entire prison guard population.

Will the group survive the boxes? How will H.E.C.K. get out of murder by dozens of guards? What is going on in the center of the prison? What would happen if you shot a grappling hook gun at someone point blank? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is now in prison. Unfortunately for them, there don’t seem to be any friendly faces. It also doesn’t seem to be the most fair of places. Shocking development. However, they were given a list of instructions by Wild Bill. As long as they follow those to a T, then there’s probably a minimal chance they’ll make it out alive, but at least there’s a chance!

First thing on the docket, make an example, and show the rest of the inmates that you are not people to be trifled with. Unfortunately for some hill dwarves, they have drawn the target of the group. Granted, the group was being very rude to their crippled friend, but hey, that’s how prison goes.

Who is this crippled prisoner? Why did the group choose to make fun of him? Will they be able to make an example of the dwarves? How do they plan to scar the rest of the inmates? What’s a hot box? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Time for the crew to go to prison for all the terrible things they have done. Finally, we have some justice! Just kidding. They’re going on their own accord because they want to break in, to break a dwarf out. Granted, only one person in history has ever broken out of Yuma.

The trip to prison itself is exactly what you’d expect. A bunch of sassy people saying things they really shouldn’t, to people who don’t want to hear it. That’ll go over great.

Once inside, it’s now time to follow the carefully laid out instructions of the formerly Wild William. How do they get into prison? What can they expect on the inside? What does this prison look like? Does public urination warrant a life sentence? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group actually saved someone?! A whole town no less! Now that they’re free of the mountain, where do they head next? Well, the gunsmith’s brother is in prison, so that seems like a good spot to start. There are some mythical creatures lurking about that could be useful for creating magical weapons, but they may not be strong enough for that yet.

However, this isn’t just any normal prison. Only one person has ever managed to escape. Wild Bill! They’ll have to find the little gnome and acquire his help. Rumor has it, he has retired and is living in a Bovineborn village.

Will Wild Bill help them? What is the secret to getting in and out of the Yuma prison? Will they upset yet another Bovineborn village? Can a robot get high on peyote? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group sure likes to experiment. They made a metal feather, and got Ned burned. But, they also created some fire babies that do the bidding of Willie. A chilling thought. They’ve been sent to the cave in, as a last ditch effort to save themselves, I mean the city.

Meanwhile, Willie, Ned, and Bessie Mae must stick around the forge. Which allows them more time to experiment. Much to the dismay of Chickums.

Will the fire babies do the trick? What are they going to do to Chickums? What’s next for the group? What does this smith make again? How do holes and perception work again? Tune in and find out!

We have a special shout out! Seth of The D20 Syndicate wrote a book! It’s called Big Sneaky Barbarian, a story about a kid sucked into a TTRPG. Check it out on Amazon or by going here.

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In a rare show of compassion, the group decided to save a city from a small group of bandits. They decided the best way to do this would be by shooting their dynamite which then caused a rock slide. They managed to get inside safely but now they have to dig their way out before running out of oxygen.

Bessie has picked up a job, while H.E.C.K. has found a fan, and not just any fan, but someone who used to modify her kind.

The group has to convince the gunsmith to either stop what he’s doing or at least go and help the effort to dig their way out. The gunsmith seems less than happy to do either. Why is the gunsmith being so difficult? Can this fan do anything for H.E.C.K? If you find magical fire, should you just start dumping random stuff in it? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has yet again caused so much trouble in town that they have to run away before really accomplishing anything. The Botched Method. They decide that maybe they need to tackle some lower hanging fruit in the meantime.

They head west towards a small dwarvish town. Upon arriving, it seems to be under siege. The group does what they do best, and interferes. However, this has unforeseen consequences.

Who are these intruders? Why are they attacking the dwarvish town? What are the consequences of helping? Why is Bessie such a terrible worker? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined yet again by our special guest Bill! He’s still playing…a horse. Phil (Willie), however, is out physically and in game.

The group is split in two. Bessie and Heck are trying to get information on death. They decided the best person to ask is a random priest. Ned on the other hand, has taken Buttercup to Blondie’s hideout. This is in an attempt to wow the farmhands into granting Ned access to the building, maybe letting them find Buttercup’s owner.

What does this priest know? Where did they stash Willie? How will they convince Blondie’s men to let them in? Do they actually have a plan once they get inside? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by our super special guest, Bill! This is his first time coming on one of our regular episodes, but he has been present for a patreon episode before!

Bill will be playing the part of a horse. Yup. Not exactly a talking horse, but when it stamps its hooves, it can communicate with others telepathically. You don’t want to know what happens when it’s running.

This horse has lost its master, and the crew has decided to take it upon themselves to find him! They head to the nearby town of Eastwood and begin to investigate.

What’s the deal with this horse? Who is its master? Is Eastwood as corrupt as Tombstone? Who runs the town? Why does Willie smell so bad? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  Bread2287, Zucharee

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer