Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that Sean has lost most of his skin and has a bad sunburn, it’s time for the group to get back on the road. They head north, in parallel with the various forests of california. The plan being to get almost east of their destination (Stanford) and then begin heading west.

The truck, having been refueled using old gasoline that’s been sitting in a gas station for numerous years, does not seem to be the best fit. As such, they begin to break down. However, they find themselves in a completely clean town. No fungus, but also no people.

Why is Sean burning his nipples off now? Why does the small town have no people? Why does it have no fungus? If you were going to make Kevin into a restaurant dish, what would it be? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having narrowly avoided a giant fungal monster, they continue westward towards their goal. While they drive west, they begin to question what is in the fungal dust of River’s bag.

After finally arriving in California, they realize that they’re low on fuel. They decide to drive north, and stop at a small gas station. The group gets distracted about as much as you might imagine.

There seems to be some gas in these old pipes, as well as a fuel container, a safe of “goodies”, and a really gross bathroom. What is waiting for them in this gas station? Does gas still work after years of not being used? How insanely strong is Charlie? What happens when someone with no skin decides to tan naked outside in the hot sun? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, at least being stripped of all of his skin hasn’t changed Sean too much. Unless you count his new obsession with pain. That being said, the group manages to get back on the road again.

Charlie has remarked numerous times how she would kill someone for a snickers. And somehow, someway, there appears to be a Dollar General out in the middle of nowhere. Not just that, but it still functions and is staffed! Unfortunately people still treat retail employees like shit, even if he’s the only one left in the world.

The group is right to be skeptical of this odd little store. Is it on the up and up? Or is it hiding a sinister secret? Does this shop have snickers? Can people still complain about retail workers over the phone in the apocalypse? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a brand new companion. This one, a stoner who specializes in eating fungus. Actually they happen to be a member of the Keepers of the Rot, the same people who made the party play golf and gifted Charlie with the fancy spear.

They decide to explore this little burned out town a little further to see if there’s anything worth salvaging. They do manage to find a couple of vehicle items, but beyond that, Sean decides it would be a great idea to take a whole lot of mushrooms from the new guy.

Things from there take a rather odd turn as he begins hallucinating wildly. All the while, there are some fundead meandering their way, and a giant haboob closing from the opposite direction.

How will the hallucinogens affect Sean? What will hit the group first, the fundead or the haboob? How will the newest member like the rest of the group? What happens when a man is covered in lard and then has his skin stripped off by sand? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, Phil has a new character..and everyone already hates him. Go figure. That being said, it seems like one of the party members has been infected.

That being said, the party isn’t exactly observant so they just keep on heading west. Numerous cities have been bombed into oblivion, leaving what appears to be no survivors and very little left to investigate.

However, perhaps there may be a few gems hidden in the rubble. Perhaps there is even at least one survivor living in the burnt out husk of a city. The last bastion of humanity. Will the party discover the infected individual? What will happen if they do? What remains in the city? Who is this last mystery survivor? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has escaped Houston in a WheyCo truck. One thing is for certain. They are gonna get super swole. I guess the other thing for certain is that Phil will have a new character!

This one just happens to be an unusually friendly dad-guy locked in the back of a cannibal’s cage. Speaking of which, the desert seems to have some truck driving cannibals around. I’m sure as long as the WheyCo truck holds out they’ll be just fine.

Who is this mysterious man in the cage? Why are cannibals attacking the group? What happened to their truck? How unbelievably strong is Charlie? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Looks like Boof bit the dust! One of the longest running characters this season is now dead. Technically only Charlie really knows about the cure at this point. Better hope she doesn’t die or who knows what might happen!

Now that the group is back together in one place, it’s time to get out of there. But wait, a walkie left behind details the current plans of The Duke. Seems as though a ticking clock has been introduced to their escape plans.

There is one thing the group has to do before they leave Houston, and they have to do it quickly. What is the Duke planning? Why are his men so loyal? How does the group plan to get stronger in the apocalypse? How many high lows will the DM torture the group with? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! First things first, you’ll notice that Phil (aka Boof) isn’t around this episode. He unfortunately experienced a pet death, so he took the night off. In the meantime, the group has to deal with what just happened at the end of the previous episode.

Boof is fighting for his life, the new guy jumped into another building, Charlie blew up their compatriot, and there’s a horde of fundead running right for them! That’s a lot to unpack and deal with!

The crew are going to have to deal with this the only way they know how. Running away and hiding mostly. What? You thought they were going to try to fist fight a thousand fungal zombies?

What happened to boof? What is in the building across the street? Are there any other strange fundead running around? What’s the best way to get to the other building? Will they all escape the parking garage? Why are they covering themselves in raw pork? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, they put a pig heart into a child’s body. That’s a thing now. However, while I’m sure they remember at some point a man received a heart transplant from a pig, I doubt they remember it was a genetically engineered heart. Details, details.

No time to worry about that though! We got a horde of fundead bursting through the doors! However, as they make their way towards an exit, a mysterious stranger enters the scene.

The gang finds an old ambulance, but where will they go if they can manage to get away? Will Aiden survive his surgery? How will they survive a massive horde of fundead? Just how gullible are these people? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I am surprised that Feaster has made it this long actually. The group, in the most genuine fashion, immediately leaves without investigating things fully before they get in trouble.

However, as luck would have it, they meet two new friends in the parking lot! What are the odds of that? The group will not have too much time for pleasantries, because it seems an incoming horde of Fungal Undead or Fundead, are quickly approaching. To make matters worse, they still have the matter of dealing with Aiden’s heart transplant.

Since Aiden didn’t actually get a giraffe heart, what will they use for the transplant? Who are these new mystery survivors they’ve come across? How tough is a pig? What’s the deal with some of these bigger fundead? Why is Steve rolling another character? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer