Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Apparently, some people think it's a good idea to have a staring contest with roided out giraffes. If you find yourself in a similar situation. Run.

Now that the giraffes are out of the pen, the group changes tactics to surviving. Some may find it easier to hide. Some may find it easier to attack. Others may find it easier to come up with completely idiotic plans that would never work in a million years, unless it was an episode of Looney Tunes.

Will they survive the giraffes? Will Aiden find a suitable replacement heart? What does meth do? Would a bucket of ice work on concrete in Texas have the same effect as a banana peel? Tune in and find out!

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All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Alright, so things may have gotten a little out of hand. Feral pigs ripped some people apart, but at least the gang got out in mostly one piece. However, faced with the chance that Aiden won’t live much longer, they decide to delay their mission, and instead go to the zoo!

Surprisingly, the zoo still has a lot of its original exhibits. However, a few animals had to be replaced. One of the great things about this zoo is the lack of people. Also, free booze, and flamingo wings.

However, there is one exhibit that seems to be heavily guarded. The giraffes. I’m sure as long as no small child antagonizes them, everything will be fine.

How do they get into the zoo? What are flamingo wings? Which animals are still there? What have they been feeding these giraffes? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Duke really seems like someone you don’t want to make angry. Aside from the shooting and the stabbing that is. It’s probably a good thing he doesn’t know the group is after a cure to the fungal zombie outbreak…

Meanwhile, Feaster and his horde of murderous pigs is making their way to the hospital. I’m sure that nothing horrible could possibly happen in that instance.

The group has been outfitted with new appendages, but Aiden is still a hunchback carrying around a car battery as a small child. He should remain a valuable asset to the team.

What will happen when the pigs arrive? How much longer will Piggy Peebers be a thing? What is Tristan’s obsession with his characters guzzling…animal paste? Where would you take a child on the brink of death in Houston? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last we left off, the group was jumping out of the way as an RPG was barreling towards their vehicle. Unfortunately, it seems like Porschia did not make it out in time, nor did almost any of the animals.

Mike Feaster is pinned down by suppressing fire, soon to be captured or murdered by the Houston Wreckers. But perhaps an unforeseen act of god will save him.

The rest of the group has to figure out where to go from there and escape from the Houston Wreckers, as well as their strangely debonair leader, The Duke.

Who is this Duke? How will Feaster survive? Will the group escape from the Duke? What happens to an armadillo when c4 explodes right next to it? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group finally decides it’s time to get back to business and find that potential cure. The group decides that a divide and conquer approach is the best way into the city.

Feaster leads the way driving a box truck as if it were a race car. That goes about as well as you might imagine against a group of people with guns. Some amount of people make it into Houston though, so that’s something?

Once inside they’ll find aid in the strangest of places before making that final push to the Center for Drug Development.

Who will make it into Houston? Who will come to the group’s aid? What happens when you drive a box truck at 90 miles an hour towards a tower of armed guards? How will Dennis write Porchia out after these two episodes? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! RIP William, we knew you too well. Anywho, now that’s out of the way, the group can get back to finding the cure! Except, they seem to have driven into a trap.

As it turns out, Porchia is not dead after all! She has laid a trap for the party, and she’s not alone. She is joined by a small child that she found in the wild, who seems to be quite the damaged individual.

The group heads to Porchia’s headquarters to figure out what to do next. Where is Porchia’s base of operations? Who is this small child? What has Porchia been up to? What is with Boof’s obsession with shells? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! God’s game is apparently golf. However, I don’t recall golf having packs of wild dogs chase you, or getting shot with an arrow if you bogey. I definitely don’t remember the part where if someone gets a hole in one, someone else gets shot.

Regardless, the party has to play this game or else they will not receive the antidote to the poison they were given. Aside from the random shot here or there, it seems like everyone is doing pretty well. Except William that is. He is having a very rough time.

On the bright side, they do seem to have quite the menagerie growing in terms of birds and what not. Good thing Charlie and Boof are pretty good at golf!

Who will make it out of this game alive? Will they complete the game before the poison kills them? How many more animals are they going to collect? Are there any other prizes for winning? How many times must William be shot? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! That poor poor driver. Dissolved and eaten by a fungal monster. However, he did keep wounding Charlie by accident, so I guess that makes it okay?

The group now finds themselves surrounded by the Keepers of the Rot. But, running away does not seem to be an option. The cultists have poisoned the party! The only way they will receive the antidote is to play in “God’s Game.” Now the party has to muster all of their skills in order to survive.

What is God’s Game? How is Boof going to play anything with a saw for an arm? How will Feaster play a game without booze? Who made these rules? Who knew that slinging/selling lumber would make you into a sports beast? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Not sure why, but this group is really obsessed with having animal companions, regardless of the type of animal. First a possum, then a slug, and now armadillos. Except, they haven’t even caught one of those yet. Instead, they’re being approached by a creepy mold cult.

The cult seems to say nothing at all, except their chanting of ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka over and over. At least they’re not shooting bullets? However, I’m not sure multiple doses of ketamine is much better though.

This could have been avoided if the group didn’t feel the need to hunt for gators. They did manage to bag a couple. However, it was at the cost of seriously injuring Charlie numerous times, in the same leg. Who are these cultists? What do they want? What’s with the chanting? Why do these people know so much about the effects of drugs? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf,  TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by our extra special guest Stephen from Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! He’ll be joining us tonight as the group’s expert driver.

After accepting a mission to find a cure to the fungal zompocalypse, the group suits up with a ton of goodies. On top of that, they’re given a vehicle to make the long trip even easier. Not only that, they are given a driver to aid them.

After leaving the almost certainly destroyed town, the group makes their way west towards Houston, Texas. However, long trips are really crappy without good snacks.

The group decides to make a pitstop in Louisiana, to look for a boat, and maybe some armadillos and gators. Who is this mysterious driver? How easy is it to murder gators in an apocalypse? What the hell is potted meat? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer