Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The timelines have almost lined up! Unfortunately Sal and the gang are in quite the crappy situation...so they steal ANOTHER car.

Boofington is just as disgusting as you could imagine, however it is not as safe as you would hope. Attacked by a group of incredibly aggressive people they have to fight for their lives!

Who doesn’t enjoy a joy ride around Myrtle Beach? Well, maybe not when buildings are burning, there’s wreckage everywhere, and your driver is the absolute worst.

How will Louise and Feaster get out of Myrtle Beach? Will they have to do it sober? Does Boofington have a licensed physician? What is the best way to hose off food so it is no longer covered in human feces? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The three groups have changed drastically as lives have been lost and allies made.

Sal and the gang decide to rob a Denny’s for their sweet sweet horse cream, only to find the employees are not quite as helpless as they assume.

Louise and Feaster make a new, very slow driving ally, in an attempt to escape Myrtle Beach.

Jeff and Charlie limp their way into the woods only to find an unlikely ally in an unlikely place.

When will these groups come together? Is there a way to save these incredibly angry people? How much horse cream is enough horse cream? How hard is it to chew solid food when your teeth are made of cicada shells? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We continue to follow three groups as they attempt to survive the insanity that the world has become.

The first story picks up as a plane is about to crash into the highway where Charlie, Ben and Jeff are running away from. This may sound like the most dangerous part of the story, but is it?

Mike Feaster, Louise, and Mr. Peebers have made it to the bar, but it doesn’t seem particularly safe either. Not with an amputated woman, and one of those incredibly violent people inside.

Lastly, Sal has to deal with some very angry passengers before realizing his bus is probably too messy to continue on his journey. It’s probably best to find alternative transportation, and some cheap food.

What is the best way to cauterize a wound in a kitchen? What would you do for love? What is a horse girl? How many characters can die in an episode? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The world has gone to hell in a handbasket, and rather quickly. Our story revolves around 3 groups of people all trying to survive this escalation of violence in different areas of the east coast of the US.

The first story tonight involves old Sal the bus driver. To him, this is a fairly normal stop at the Waffle House, but soon he will find, things are a bit more complicated than a few hungry meth heads.

Our second story revolves around a reluctant worker, now very apt to get to work where he can lock down the building and clock in. However, his manager is not having quite as easy a time (especially since Mike stole her bike), and Mr. Peebers is well...Mr. Peebers.

Our final story revolves around Charlie, as she and her boyfriend were trying to move out of her fathers house. Being gravely wounded, the trio decide to follow the advice of the radio and head to the nearby town of Cartersville, Georgia. Only to find, the road will not be an easy one.

Why has everyone lost their minds? Why don’t they let 90 year old men perform surgery? Where is the safest place on the beach during a riot? What the hell does perpendicular mean? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The first episode of the new season! You may find this one to be a little different. That’s because we recorded it live at Dragoncon for the first time ever!

The story centers around three groups of characters. Our first is a couple trying desperately to move out of the father’s house. Things progress as might one expect in a strange southern swamp family, before a sudden car accident leads to an unusual encounter.

The second group is a man, his dog, and his boss waking up after a birthday party from the night before. As each tries to wrestle with the idea of what to do after waking, violent beach goers attempt to crash the house.

Finally, a bus driver stops at a Waffle House at 3am. The waiter tries to show him how to safely dodge fungus, while also dealing with his elderly bus riders. Only to discover that some of the patrons of the Waffle House are not that friendly.

What is causing these people to go insane? How will these people deal with their equally crazy situations? What is in Freedom Valley Horse Cream? Tune in and find out!

From the point of view of someone flipping through channels, you get an idea of not just what’s happening locally, but from a global perspective too! You’ll hear news shows, debate shows, talk shows, and some news from around the world.

What do all these clips mean? What is going on in the world? Why is there so much talk of fungus? When does the vomiting begin? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new season! Well, kind of. This is the prologue to Season 6. This episode is designed to give YOU the listener an idea of what’s going on in our world currently.

From the point of view of someone flipping through channels, you get an idea of not just what’s happening locally, but from a global perspective too! You’ll hear news shows, debate shows, talk shows, and some news from around the world.

What do all these clips mean? What is going on in the world? Why is there so much talk of fungus? When does the vomiting begin? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is it folks! The final episode of Season 5! It all comes down to this. The forces of...the crew, vs the forces of...Father? Not really a good and evil thing here so much. They’re both kinda crap really.

The crew rallies behind their newest allies, the Tenebras as they enact a plan they think will be able to neutralize Father’s biggest strength: a really big laser that blows up planets. The crew isn’t really great at making friends so I’m not sure who else could even come to their aid at this point.

What defense will they use to counter the laser? Who fights alongside the crew, who fights alongside Father? How will the battle be determined? You will win, and who will fall? Most importantly, who is going to save the crew from their own stupidity? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The show has gone to the most deranged and disgusting place in history...inside Yokkish’s mind! Actually, it seems pretty empty inside aside from all that chiming noise, versions of the crew, and some random building.

Inside, they know Father is waiting. They must face off in order to expel him from Yokkish’s mind. I’m sure Yokkish, and three figments of his imagination will have no issue against an all knowing, all seeing, planetary god being who has the power to blow up planets.

How will they hold their own against Father? What are the rules to a mind fight? Can they even remove Father without killing Yokkish? How fucked up and perverted is the internal representation of Perkins? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The deal is struck and the plan is in motion. Yokkish and Todd have already begun construction of a tower to draw the fire of Father. Meanwhile, Rowan is on a Not’n’avi ship and preparing to take it over.

On the ship, you would think the Not’n’avi would be prepared for anything...but maybe they just didn’t make a contingency for a random person hopping aboard on their home planet.That being said, Rowan, and Clipsworth will do their darndest to use all the tools at their disposal to take over the ship.

How will Rowan defeat all of the Not’n’avi? Will the tower be completed before she gets done? What happens if Father double crosses the crew? What is the crew going to do with the now converted Yokkish? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has made a deal with Father. In exchange for giving him the chance to destroy the Not’n’avi homeworld, he must be a loyal servant to Father. When the mission is over, it will be Yokkish’s task to bring new worlds into the fold, or bring them destruction if they refuse.

The rest of the crew however, does not seem particularly enthused at this prospect. Not that they know all the details, but they know something is up with Yokkish, and they don’t like it. The crew has now crashed onto the Not’n’avi homeworld and must complete their mission.

Yokkish and Todd have set out to construct the tower to focus Father’s energy. Perkins is trying to get the ship back up and running. Meanwhile Rowan has decided to try and infiltrate a Not’n’avi ship after upgrading her mech suit. How does she modify it? How are Todd and Yokkish going to move these giant crates? How is this technologically advanced race apparently so blind? At what DPN does your donkey burn? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer