Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew have come to the planet Father, home of the Pequar. While this planet has been known to be a source of a bunch of hippies, apparently planet killing technology also exists here. The crew is going to figure out where it is, and of course steal it!

Yokkish has decided to take it upon himself to enter into the Father tube. However, it seems that Father is actually a sentient planet. Father also seems to be responsible for the birth of...well...everything. I’m not sure how much of this is to be believed...but he certainly believes it.

What does Father want with Yokkish? How will Yokkish convince Father to help them destroy the Not’n’avi? Why have the Pequar been destroying planets? How has Perkins not exploded into a fireball being so close to this planet? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Waking up from an induced sleep the crew finds themselves in the middle of quite the pickle! First off, they didn’t want to be put under against their will, but they don’t really have time to think about it. The Not’n’avi are attacking!

With a mostly upgraded ship and some nifty new suits the crew has to shoot their way out. The Tenebris energy wall is no longer a viable defense as the enemy has figured out how to worm their way through the hole. With their new found stuff, the question now becomes, where to next?

Does Rowan’s suit stop her shifting abilities? Where is her exo suit? What’s going to happen to the Tenebris? How have the Not’n’avi been tracking them this whole time? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Much to the sadness of the crew, they won’t actually be replaying all of Season 1 of Botched: A D&D Podcast. In fact, the simulation ended just before Yokkish could experience the joys of Elvish Medicine.

Meanwhile the Tenebris have been outfitting the ship with some technology that will allow them to pass through the energy field unharmed. There is probably one slight detail that the crew forgot about. That they were hired by the Not’n’avi to disable that energy wall.

How will they explain this to the Not’n’avi? Do they have a back up plan? Where in the universe is safe from the space Nazis? Tune in and find out!

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wait, they’re still playing through season 1? Geez, well at least this time around there’s a reason for some of the stuff going on. Why do so many goblins keep spawning? Computer program!

The strangest thing about this episode, is how eerily similar some things went in this one as the counterpoint back at the beginning. We did not fake the rolls (regardless of what Australia says), I suppose sometimes the dice gods just like the story the way they like it.

Hold up, so if they’re replaying through season 1. What happens when they get to the door in the goblin cave? If someone is in need of medical aid, who will provide it? Will any limbs be taken? Tune in and find out!

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Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hey everyone, remember season 1? No? Well we will help with that because the party has decided they really want to stay on the holodeck for a while.

You’ll notice that it sounds oddly familiar...like the group is playing back through a game they’ve already played. That being said, here we are again in good ol Angfadstatd. Except this time things are a little bit more meta.

How different will this play through be? How much more into the music will they get? How does love work? How much vomit will there be? Tune in and find out!

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh I’m sorry, not enough frog facts? Well guess what, we got more. If you’re not amused, neither is the dark matter drive.

Once the crew manages to get out of their little predicament, they make it to the Tenebras homeworld, only to find things are not what they anticipated.

With this new knowledge, the crew now has to make some decisions on what to do next.

What did they learn? How did they get out of the space between spaces? Why are the Tenebras the way they are? Why has no one ever used a holodeck for D&D before? Tune in and find out!

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Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They just got this ship back, and they JUST outfitted it with a doohicky so they could be the first people to successfully pilot into a wormhole. 1 flight and they’ve already broken it. Seriously?

Now they are stuck in a space between dimensions. A place that time forgot I guess. However, they’re still able to move around, so maybe their ship isn’t all the way broken. Not only that but there’s a Tenebras ship frozen in front of them.

What do the Tenebras look like? Are they cyborgs? How will they get onto the other ship without being frozen too? How many odd facts do you know about poisonous frogs? Tune in and find out!

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Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy moly! It’s been a looooong time since the crew was piloting that old C.O.P. ship. However, in order to get into the wormhole, they will need to go and retrieve it. Home sweet home.

However, before the crew gets to their task, they of course want to ask a lot of questions to the ass-face guy. On top of that, Yokkish has some changes he wants to make in his life. Whether or not they’re for the better is up to interpretation.

What is Yokkish changing? What is inside the wormhole? How do wormholes even work? How does reading work? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Back on the ship and not a moment to spare! Sal Vager has just taken off and is about to go into hyperdrive.

The crew have to make some split second decisions in order to stop him. Sal has the data that he downloaded from the base. Which is because he got there first. Because the crew decided to do some weird asteroid stuff and took forever. All that is to say, Sal sucks and he needs to get his comeuppance!

Will the crew catch Sal Vager? What exactly is on that thumb stick of information? What would Yokkish and Todd do with Sal if they ever caught him? What does a Glutean mouth look like? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The great slug has fallen. The crew turned him into goo, and of course Todd kept some. Now they have to race to the server room before Sal Vager gets the data!

However, before they get there, they’ll find out that this station has a few other tricks up its sleeve. A lab and a server room are all that stand in their way. Doesn’t sound too hard, but nothing is as it seems.

What does this lab do? How does the server room stay cool? What if Todd could get revenge on his first big loss? What happens if the main computer is shut off? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer