Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Faced with the choice between crawling through William’s shit pipe or scoping out a seedy research facility, the group went with espionage. They found some pretty troubling stuff with all the research being done on the infected. However, that would be fairly normal in the post apocalypse. What is not normal is collecting an eyeball slug, putting it in a tube and deciding it's the next mayor of Boofington because Boof has separation anxiety.

Now, after the alarm has been triggered because they just left a dead body in plain sight within the bathroom, they have to figure a way out. But, this research facility seems to go down pretty far. Perhaps that is where the council is hiding. So, the group descends further trying their best to sneak around…in hazmat suits…with a saw arm.

What is lurking within the basement of this research facility? Will they manage to find the council without being found out? How are they going to fuck this all up? Why would rats and cicadas be making metal noises and all be within the same air vents? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It wouldn’t be a season of Botched without a good ol fashioned interrogation. Who knew they could be so violent? However, they can’t really linger on the information they’ve gathered as the town is being invaded by thousands of zombies, including mutations who can lob fungus like a mortar!

Based on the information gathered they could easily just escape, but they reaaaaally want to know what was in that box. To do that, they’re going to need to go to the source. The Council themselves.

The Council is housed within the old CDC building which is still running research. They’ll have to find a way in, and then figure out where the Council is. Not to mention, they have to find that damn box! What happens to people they torture? Why can you never trust a character that the Botched team plays? What are they researching in this facility? Will we continue to not mention any eye gore? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party is back in town and of course they are consumed by the all important question: What’s in the box!? Without knowing exactly who knows, the group must perform their own form of investigation.

Knowing our players they of course will not be conducting a standard investigation but one based on torture, trickery, and other forms of tom foolery. What else would you expect?

How good are William’s cuddle parties? How hard is it to get hot sauce in the future? Why did anyone let Boof think that he could be a stand up comic? What happens when you talk about Cliff? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata, Chris Fanelli

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Porchia has fallen into a deep dark hole and her whereabouts are currently unknown. For all we know, she may be dead! However, the group will not have much time to think about it because there is still a large acid fungus spewing monster in their vicinity.

The group decides to try and employ a divide and conquer mentality. Now without the aid of his furry friend Cliff, Boof has run off into a filing room. William is hiding on the stairs. Charlie and Mike Feaster are making their way towards their goal of the governor’s office.

What will they find in the office? What is so important to risk the lives of numerous teams? Will they manage to escape or even destroy the acid monster? Where has Porchia gone? What happens when you don’t feed your horse properly? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel,Disgruntled Furniture, Notordrf, TheGamersGalaxy, Bread2287, Sonata, Chris Fanelli

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Chelsea Bytes returns in her starring role as the “mouth of Sauron” to the council! The group has just arrived in Atlanta, and it seems there are things other than the standard fungal zombie running around.

Having underestimated the enemy, the group quickly finds themselves surrounded by a horde of monsters. They’ll have to use their wits to make it out alive. The group will also find the remainder of the scouting party they were looking for, as well as a secondary location important to the council.

What are these other zombies? What happened to the scouting party? Why is Patricia acting so suspicious? What happens when a possum bites something that bleeds acid? Why would someone tell a knock knock joke when trying to hide? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Some time has passed since our last outing with the group. The CDC HQ has turned into a fully functioning society. Possibly the last society in the country, if not the world! Each of our intrepid adventurers has taken on a job and new responsibilities within this society.

This new society is run by a shadowy government called “The Council.” We are joined by an extra special guest, Chelsea Bytes! She will be playing Patricia, sort of the “Mouth of Sauron” for the council.

Things are run with an iron fist, and our group is volunteered to go on a top secret mission for the council. They are to venture into the heart of the now overrun Atlanta downtown area and retrieve something of importance for the council.

Who is Patricia? Why is she so eager to dole out beatings? What is this top secret mission? Are there things out there other than fungus and zombies? Why doesn’t anyone ever remember to bring their ID? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! William has made it to the train...and so have all the other players! Jenna is still out on vacation so her characters will be absent, but it’s fine! There’s plenty of chaos to still go around.

Having been stuck in the wounded or sick section of the train, trigger happy vigilantes decide to try to take over the train. However, they’ll find that a couple dudes with guns are no match for lots of dudes with guns.

William will meet other survivors that the listeners may find familiar. For some reason, there’s a dude who can hear his dead dog talking to him, just hanging out on top of the train. And some dude with cicada teeth running around on the train too.

When the group finally arrives in Atlanta, they find that it is a heavily guarded and extremely paranoid place. However, they do seem to be dealing with the zombie hordes pretty well. Now that they have found a new form of society, how will they screw it up?

Does casting feather fall when falling off of a train make any kind of difference in a world with no magic? Will local leadership be alright with another mayor moving in, this time in the form of a weird mangy possum? If they are collecting all the weapons and contraband when attempting to enter the CDC, how will Mike Feaster keep the blade of Peebers? What the hell is moosh? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hold the phone! Is that a new member of the Botched crew?!? Welcome to Stephen Hardy aka HeWhoIsSteve!

Jenna is out on a well deserved vacation, but we need to get Steve’s character up to speed! Who is Steve playing? Well, some conspiracy nutjob named William. We will pick up with him, his neighbor and his neighbor’s weird kid as they begin to make a short perilous journey to the train station in Charlotte, to get down to Atlanta.

Using what he has learned from the legendary newsman, Chunk Gunderson, they attempt to traverse a crowd of desperate people and feral monsters to reach the train.

Will they make it to the train on time? Why is this neighbor kid so weird? Why does anyone care about Chunk Gunderson? Why is there a truck driving next to the train? Tune in and find out!

How well can an elderly woman jump from a speeding truck to a speeding train? Why do people state their intentions out loud? Are these angry people just zombies? What happens when a truck hits a concrete barrier when going full speed? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is it! One way or another all of our stories are going to be converging on this train. The last train to the quarantine zone.

Charlie and Boof have already made it on the train, but it seems they’re not completely safe on the train either.

Sal and his elderly crew follow a trucker fan to a nearby city in hopes of hopping on the train, but find that drugs are bad mmkay. A series of really questionable decisions lead them to the deciding moment when they’ll make it to the train or they won't.

Finally, we have Feaster and Louise. They appear to be too late for the train, but maybe not all is lost as they begin formulating a plan.

How well can an elderly woman jump from a speeding truck to a speeding train? Why do people state their intentions out loud? Are these angry people just zombies? What happens when a truck hits a concrete barrier when going full speed? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, a connecting thread between our stories. A train! However, everyone seems to be at different distances from this train.

Louise, Feaster, and Mr. Patrick are looking to pick up some booze before their very long drive. However, they may instead be ditching some dead weight.

Sal and the gang continue to drive a stolen suburban around, but at a gas station they find out a little about themselves, before finding an unlikely ally.

Lastly, Charlie, Boof and Jeff try to make it on foot to the train, while avoiding hundreds of feral people, and getting on the train before the hundreds of people who were there before them.

Will everyone survive the session? What is Karl hiding from the rest of the group? How will Feaster get to the train when the driver only goes the speed limit? What’s a pop up sears? Tune in and find out!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer