Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, the only job the group really has at this point is to bleed on a few pieces of rock. That being said...they forgot to bleed on the rock that was closest to them. Now, said rock is under a building work of rubble...and under water. Not sure if the group has time to go back, they do the smart thing in the middle of a world ending event: split up. Now the group is half back-tracking and half trudging forward into the depths of madness to try to save this messed up world. Will group A bleed on the first pillar? How are they going to find a pillar under water? What has tentacles but isn’t a lovecraftian monster? What happens when you get that goat lady’s milk on your skin again? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Montana is back from the dead! That’s great on so many levels. Well, not for Montana, but it’s great for everyone else. Now that the group is back in good ol 1932 New York City, chaos reigns supreme! Turns out Father Bierce was Hastur all along. Now New York is embroiled in a giant battle between outer space titans. On top of that, all of the citizens are having it out in a battle to the death. The group just now needs to bleed on some pieces of stone around town and save the world. How hard can it be? What else is lurking in the city? How will the group accomplish their goal? How can they possibly mess it up? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last time we left off, the group was dealing with some sort of giant mutant venus fly trap. The only person who really had a problem was Montana Jackson, who is slowly sliding into the mouth of the monster. He should be totally fine though as he slides towards a garbage disposal esque maw of teeth. The rest of the group tries to dig up a pillar in the hopes that they can run to the next spot in time, before more monsters come to eat them. In doing so, they finally discover who has been showing them these different windows in time, and why. Will Montana make it out of the future alive? Who has been sending the group through time? Why show the group these pillars? What does death sound like? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As I said last week...all of our content for the end of the season was completely corrupted. So...we did the only thing we could do...re-record the whole damn thing! Never fret, I added new dangers this time around and I am pretty damn happy with it. So this time around, the adventurers are still traveling through time. If they can manage to deal with a saber tooth tiger they will head to the future! I’m sure everything is great there. It is? Well then they head even further in the future. I’m sure it’s even better! What does the future hold? Why everything getting higher all of a sudden? What about John Lithgow? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on the door and get out, but these are urns! Not to mention they make the head pain go away when you touch them! Also, they glow when you touch them, so they must be important. What are these urns? Will the party manage to avoid the temptation of breaking them? If they fail, how will they manage to escape the clutches of Cthulu? Do sweet tea and Starcraft mix? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door is Cthulu. Aka, they are fucked. Who do they bring back from the dead? What special powers might he have? Is there anyone more handsome than Tedward? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have new found powers which they will undoubtedly use for their own strange selfish purposes. However, it seems Bradley did not have such a wholesome fate. As a result, the island of R’lyeh has risen. Cthulu is coming. Who saved the group? What are their new powers? What will happen now that R’lyeh has risen? Does life created on a whim have a soul? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do we have here but a good ol’ fashioned combat episode. Yeah, I know they aren’t the most interesting, but sometimes they have to happen! We do have a mystery as one of our “heroes” has been taken by the cult of C’thulu! The Hounds of Tindalos have showed up to murder the group and in typical Botched fashion, they are not super happy about the difficulty level. Fret not however, as I have the power of editing out the grumpiness that is Phil, so he sounds positively joyful. Why are the hounds so tough? Who got taken? Why won’t Tedward love Father Bierce? What’s on the other side of one of those time portals the hounds use? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Again? They reset the timeline again?! Well, at least when they do that there are no lasting consequences. Now that they have hit the reset button they have to decide what is the best way to proceed. Also, they need to eat a pizza that they received. But wait, didn’t that happen in a different timeline? Time is sort of a big wibbily wobbily ball...Anyways, the group has decided to go with what group b was trying last time: summoning an elder god to fight Cthulu. While I’m sure a kaiju death battle would be entertaining, I feel it could lead to a little collateral damage. Who is going to save Father Bierce now? Why does the group want to summon an elder god? How did these old homeless people live in Japan? What is green, boney and hates time travelers? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)