Botched: A D&D Podcast

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January 27, 2020 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP44 Time Keeps On Slippin
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has saved Father Bierce and returned him to the church, the group has to decide what to do. They discuss at length where to go next and how to proceed, but they just can’t seem to make up their minds. Half the group decides to try and abduct one of the fish men and torture them into giving them information. The other half acknowledges that Cthulu is most likely coming and decides the only way to beat a giant monster is with another one. So, the plan is to summon one of their own. How does someone capture just one fish monster an insane asylum full of them? What does it take in order to summon a Great Old One? How strong would a jaw have to be to bite a car in half? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)
Music by Gozer
Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Sized Team Up Network.
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1 hr 9 min
January 20, 2020 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP43 Grab N Snatch
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the goose, that is currently on the loose, is the design of a patron of ours (Thanks Bean!), I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying the chaos that ensues. It seems Montana Jackson has awoken from his “coma” and is back in “action.” With the element of surprise, hopefully these idiots can overcome the superior forces of the hospital and get the hell out of there. However, even if they make it back to the church, they will somehow have to deal with those pink/purple cylinders drawing in the light. Will the party make it out alive? What are all the abilities of the demonic pendant? What is the deal with this goose? In what ways can the group screw up this rescue mission? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!
Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon
Music by GozerBotched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network
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58 min
January 13, 2020 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP42 A Wild Goose Chase
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, a goose showing up and stealing their car keys was certainly unfortunate. However, I’m sure they won’t have too much trouble with Patron made npc though. Once they get that problem solved, they just have to go back, pick up Father Bierce without doing something stupid like...running him over or something. Then they just need to head back to the church without doing something stupid like...driving the car into the bay or something. I’m sure it will all work out though. What is the deal with this damned goose? What do those colorful cylinders in the asylum do? Is time travel possible? Where is that stupid pizza? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network
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1 hr 5 min
January 06, 2020 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP41 Honk If You’re In Trouble
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I wonder if the group thinks rescuing Father Bierce is worth it? They discovered the asylum was filled with blood thirsty Bators. Those are bunnies with the heads of alligators, in case you were wondering. They also discovered these strange cylinders filled with light that really ruin the day of anything that gets close. Now that they’ve gotten an idea of what to do, the group will try to avoid the fish people and rescue Father Bierce, get the hell out of there, and return to their base. Of course, that is, unless there’s a giant fish monster waiting outside. It’s almost as though this was some sort of trap...What are the group’s super powers again? Why did the fish people take Father Bierce? Will we cripple Jon’s character again? What happens when a Patron wants to annoy the party? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1WafflebreakfastIAG_QuakeShrugsalotbearMoonwolfnscChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

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58 min
December 30, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP40 Goombas & Gorons
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It only took an entire episode for the group to realize they completely forgot what they were doing. Fear not, however, as the dumb dicks figured it out! Now the group is on its way to the insane asylum. The city is still in complete chaos, but it doesn’t seem to have impacted the structural integrity of the asylum. Once inside, it is very apparent that things are very different than the last time they visited. Around every corner lies hidden dangers and monstrosities looking to make a meal of the group. Where did the patients go? What are these cultists doing? What is that hippity hoppity chomping noise? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1WafflebreakfastIAG_QuakeShrugsalotbearMoonwolfnscChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support
1 hr 2 min
December 23, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP39 Hit And Dumb
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems that Father Bierce has gone missing! Depending on your viewpoint, that would be a good or bad thing. The group though, is exhausted from their fight with the Gashadokuro. They don’t really feel like dealing with all the problems that exhaustion bring with it, so they decide to take a 4 day nap. In a city where evil is constantly gathering their forces to bring about the end of the world, I’m sure that will lead to no problems whatsoever! Oh, I was wrong, the world has gone to hell. There are constant storms, monsters and cultists running around, as well as people running around everywhere screaming. Basically, spring break in Cancun. What is going on? Why are cultists running around? Do these cultists have anything to do with the newspaper articles? Who’s missing again? Tune in and find out. Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1WafflebreakfastIAG_QuakeShrugsalotbearMoonwolfnscChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon,
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57 min
December 16, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP38 Crackin Skulls
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t call them heroes. On one hand they have a car, lots of magical weapons, magical abilities and a strong refusal to die. On the other hand...it’s a giant magical murder skeleton. What happens if they fire the giant laser gun too many times? How will they manage to defeat the skeleton? What will their rewards be? How much would it suck to have your fingernail removed and unable to ever heal? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1WafflebreakfastIAG_QuakeMoonwolfnscChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon,
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1 hr 11 min
December 09, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP37 Just Bee Yourself
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group make quick work of the Dreamlands. Well, to be fair, they kind of messed it up even worse, but at least their rescue mission was a success! Now that they are done with that, it is time to finally investigate the final mission of Nadir. There seems to be something causing the deaths of locals outside of the city. According to the news, the homes and families are killed by storms, even though there are no other signs of such phenomena. Last week they discovered a giant skeleton footprint, so it seems this will not be so simple. The group heads towards what they believe is the next target. Who is this creature murdering simple country folk? What is the significance of this family they meet? What sort of secrets await in their attic and basement? Why can’t this group seem to make friends? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1WafflebreakfastIAG_QuakeMoonwolfnscChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon,
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1 hr 13 min
December 02, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP36 Kentucky Fried Rescue
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ah, back to the mythical majestic Dreamlands. Okay, maybe not anymore. The place has really gone to hell since the group was there last, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with them though...Skin Chicken gives the group a lift on his Paraskeet or Derpbird back to the base that the survivors are hiding in. There’s a slim chance the group will be able to rescue Kuranes from Nyarlethotep. Stealth is not exactly their strong suit. If they manage to complete their mission without any hiccups, then they still have one last mission to resolve for Nadir. Is anyone else in the Dreamlands real? What is the fate of Skin Chicken? Who or what seems to be causing the mysterious destruction outside of New York? What is with Tedward’s newfound obsession with cumming in people’s sleeping eyes? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

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Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon,
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1 hr 10 min
November 25, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP35 Dream A Little Cream On Me
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now apparently has a giant laser gun. However, it seems like it takes quite a lot out of them. Now that they’ve exhausted themselves, it’s time for a rest at the church. Everything is not how it seems. Someone is a traitor...and seems to be trying to convert others to their cause. They only have one more quest to do for Nadir, so the logical thing to do would be go off on a completely different tangent. It seems Skin Chicken is in trouble and has requested aid in The Dreamlands. The group must head back to the farm and seek the brothers who are masters of dreams in order to accomplish their goal. What does Skin Chicken need help with? What state are The Dreamlands in? Are the brothers actual brothers or through marriage? How much cum does it take to seal someone’s eyes shut? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1WafflebreakfastChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners.
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58 min