Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has seemingly saved Tedward from a very clingy snake god. Not to mention, they managed to convince the swamp witch to divulge the identity of the rougarou. That being said, they now have to hunt down that nasty rougarou and murder him. Hard. On top of that, there is this one legged man they keep around for some reason or another, all the while torturing him mentally and physically. Once they deal with this issue there’s only one more mission left from Nadir. Will they kill this poor rougarou? What will happen to the one legged man? Will Dennis even remember his name? What rewards will they receive if they are successful? Will they bother to write them down? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_Cyriljoehess90AskedCentaurHottieMctottie29Sub-Master Bean ShuckerGeneral ZekeleeBetamonkey1Chuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tedward has been discovered! He is apparently being held by some sort of weird cult in the basement of this swamp witch. Well, it’s more of an underground temple than a basement, but you get the idea. It doesn’t seem like they plan on sacrificing him though. This cult also seems to be really into snakes. I wonder if there’s some Old One or Elder Being or Outer God who is really into snakes...If there were such a being, I’m sure he would be completely reasonable and not a stage 5 clinger. Why are these cultists chanting such odd phrases? Who is this snake-like entity? Why does the entity seem so obsessed with Tedward? How many snakes can you fit into a pot? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_CyrilJoehess90General ZekeleeHottieMctottie29Sub Master Bean ShuckerChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor!

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Okay, ya got me. Phil wasn’t actually there last episode...and he still isn’t. He’s sick, but he will be back soon! In the meantime, the group has to deal with a few minor issues. Speaking of which, now that they’ve shot some civilians, are going through their stuff and threatening further violence, they decide to be helpful. Based on Tristan’s past character’s medical experience, I’m sure he will have some really great ideas to heal up those bullet wounds. After they deal with that, they have to find that witch that made the rougarou. If they happen to find Tedward along the way, then that’s just a bonus! If they find the witch, will they use swamp magic vs regular magic? What is swamp medicine? Why does this group seem to have an obsession with burning people’s houses down? Why would a witch in the swamp have Tedward’s clothes? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_CyrilHottieMctottie29Chuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is.

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Hey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter!Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Austin has returned! Phil is also definitely here and not MIA. Promise. It seems Milton has a brother cousin from the bayou who knows...swamp magic. I don’t know what swamp magic is. I don’t want to know what it is either, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with cloacas, fireworks and lube. The group, now having had their first experience with the rougarou, will have to decide the best way to deal with the problem. Luckily, there are many fine upstanding citizens around the swamp that are more than welcome to help. Who is this brother cousin of Milton? Who can they get help from in the swamp? Where is Tedward? Will they abuse the townsfolk? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365Elliebells 1543Nigel MolassesfingerCastle McFallJoshua ArchiquettePokemon In D&DFearravineKory SarraciniChuggzernautPmbearSiroVai123AatamosUltDaveBlackGary<> BigJimBadbreatthSkuufNovertonRiku210Ninjagod99HiyaitsSandiAdmaletzAcindaFlipFlapAgronomacusSelfcleaningmutantFalcon PhireCaptain HygieneJohndonmoyerLittlefam90Iluvpasta47Walter RiceFishdick69StargatesnatchIcantpayChanticlear22Nubian GuidoKitkat the KatkatNightmareLovelyWonderlandrejectKitchenaidfleshlightMissourimuleRaegun11:11GjkkgffgC-rad TummyticklerCruddyredneck1SlyThyTovesSaggywheelsCharles TheBarlesxSpaceyToastxLindsayjean777CodeneufThe NickinatorAndrew J L LeatherLorcan07Ventex2kLatitude OneJ R SpearsCjbrillBit BlockTkoftw03Spydre101Farbs216Crayola511HotketchupAskander37More MisfitsThe ZelusKatie EmmName Is PendingYoyoyo highs and lowsSMDORPExploding Mr. Potato Head BabyJoe PaguraBHolz34The Daft OneNinjaguyx2BudderwarreorChronic EjacTypie72Tal’Sheekillme506Rennoc SmithRosco7373Robert_WhismanMelanie3Hays ChiverMrDrProfMichalTyler N (a.k.a. tymasterflex)Cab19796669SanrayCool.07Coffee171ShrugsalotbearCheesedicksDammit_CyrilChuck BillyTommyJonzThe1KnightroExpressTakenffsdammitAshypink99

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Hey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we

commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming

artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or

anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina

Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Seems Austin is not here this

week either…In his absence, the group trudges onward, quite literally into a

swamp. Joined by their new friend Skeetus Cleetus, they check out the most

recent body found in the swamp. It is located at the home of the beautiful

swamp flower Dixie. Upon inspection, the body has been thoroughly murdered! For

once, Montana Jackson can actually figure out what the hell did it. Success! With

these answers come more questions. How did this creature come into being? Where

will it strike next? Who will Austin play next? Is Dixie single? Tune in and

find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel

Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In

D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Hey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we

commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming

artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or

anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina

Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It was nice knowing Vlad for

that hot minute. I mean…I suppose he could return from his fuckation at any

moment. However, there’s a horny ancient Greek monster who is now human again,

and that’s a lot of sexual frustration to work out. He will be lucky to make it

out alive. Now the group must take on the next task from Nadir. However, a new adventurer

joins their group! This southern gentleman seems familiar to the group, but he

will be very new to the listeners! Who is this guy anyways? What is the group’s

next mission? Since when did 1932 New York become occupied with Louisiana swamp

people? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel

Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In

D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Hey everyone, on our Patreon we have a level where we

commission artists to draw our batshit crazy creations! One of our upcoming

artists is launching her own comic publishing company for horror comics or

anything weird! Please help support her by heading over to Machina

Corpse Unearthed Kickstarter!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy Kvurty! Well, that’s

certainly one way to check for traps. Now that he is riddled with holes, this

Vlad guy seems to be acting really weird. Is he…going to start sucking Kvurt’s

holes? These guys are the weirdest saviors of the world, probably ever. On top

of that, they still need to get through the rest of this puzzle dungeon to find

Medusa. Al Opeesha really doesn’t like these guys, and they don’t seem to pity

him either. Assuming they make it through these traps, they need to come up

with an effective way to fight a monster you can’t look at, but can kick the

crap out of them regardless. Will Kvurt make it with all these wounds? What are

they going to do about these boogums? Will Al ever find true love? What is a

fuckation? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel

Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In

D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I shouldn’t be surprised that

Jon says hey let’s see if I can fuck things up, and then on a random table of

20 effects…he opens a black hole in their room. Assuming they can manage to

avoid it, alive, and with foot skin intact, they still have to contend with the

other dangers of the dungeon. Al, doesn’t seem to be able to die. Which is

really painful, because now it seems the group has a new goal to torture him

further. On top of the traps and puzzles, they have to deal with those floating

boogums. They look innocent, but apparently they are incredibly dangerous. What

remaining traps are there? Will everyone survive? How do you run with no skin

on your feet? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel

Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In

D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

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Before the normal silliness, I want to take a moment and

express our deepest condolences to the Keating family as Phil lost his father, Daniel

Keating, this past weekend. He was a great guy and raised a fantastic (albeit

fucked up) man. He will be sorely missed, and we ask that your thoughts and

prayers, if you’re into that, are with Phil and his family in these trying

times. The intro to this episode is actually the one Daniel Keating made for us.

Rest in peace my friend.

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh goody, a tunnel with

scratches and chipped fingernails. I’m sure there is nothing awful in there.

Upon further inspection there seems to be petrified nuns, ancient Greek writing

and some asshole named Al. Well, the group thinks he’s an asshole. In actuality

he is some guy stuck in the friendzone for all eternity. He is also a living

statue, but with no legs, so he can’t go anywhere. It seems he watches over

this creature that he is in love with. This area is filled with puzzles and

traps as well. What sort of trapsticles await the group? How did Al end up like

this? What is with the two doors? What happens when you put a black hole in a

small room? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel

Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In

D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What is it with this group

and not wanting to be even slightly burdened? It’s not as though Richard Niple

was a vegetable. Just lost a little bit of brain…so they blow out the rest of it.

Now the group has to escape the museum before the authorities arrive. Oh, that’s

right, they somehow think that they talked to the cops already and are no

longer wanted men. They’re wrong. I know, because we checked the tape. Who will

Austin be playing next I wonder? I’m sure the accent will be 100% ethnically

accurate and will in no way sound like any other character we have all played.

What was in the box that was stuck inside the creature? What is their next

mission? Is this new guy a vampire? What does a sassy pig sound like? Tune in

and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel

Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In

D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

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