Botched: A D&D Podcast

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September 09, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP24 Crackin A Few Skulls
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I’m confused. Who is the
monster in the museum? I mean obviously there’s a large creature rampaging
around. But, is that the actual monster, or is it the party? Who steals shit
watches from panicking people? Who thought it was a good idea to give a kid a
gun? I’m pretty sure we all know the real monster. However, in the meantime the
group has now attracted a huge creature that is some sort of mix of a bear,
lizard and a beetle. It appears to feed on people’s brains. Luckily, the party
has none. Somehow this creature is linked to the item that Nadir is looking
for. What is this monstrosity? How did no one notice it until now? How did
Nadir know that this thing was here based on a newspaper article? What’s going
on inside Richard Niple’s head? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

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1 hr 8 min
September 02, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP23 Curating New Problems
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has been unofficially "invited" to the museum unveiling of a new exhibit. Apparently there was some sort of South American tribe that had never been discovered before. However, the scientist who found it never made it back alive. The exhibit is both a celebration of the discovery and in memoriam of his life. It is quite the fancy party, in fact they have booze! Wait, isn't that illegal? Eh, guess the rich don't have to worry about laws. Well at least it is a nice party where nothing bad could happen. What is the proper attire to a museum dinner party? Where is the gem that they are looking for? What happened to that doctor? Why don't those security guards have heads? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

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59 min
August 26, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP22 Tots & Toys
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This episode is quite
possibly the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever heard. You’re telling me that if
these jackasses walked into an adoption agency, you’d give them a child?! I don’t
care if they have five bucks! That’s child endangerment! Well, I guess the
child is Phil and he’s a psycho too so who cares. Still, this illustrates a
broken system. Wait, what’s this? Nadir has a new mission for the guys and they
involve some newspapers. Head to our Facebook page or Twitter to see the news
articles. Let’s see if you guys can find the secrets I put in there that these
dingbats most definitely won’t find. Why is Nadir giving them another mission?
Who is this French dude? Who opened this other wing in Nadir’s store? Is
Richard Dick Niples getting fat? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

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1 hr 1 min
August 19, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP21 The Last Skin Chicken
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Richard Niple really needs to
learn how to shut up. Also, don’t take away the drink of the gods. Even if they’re
fat gods! Now he is a big wobbly ball of lard that is completely helpless. Fret
not, the rest of the party isn’t far behind in pissing off these deities who
shouldn’t be screwed with. If they can manage to get past them, maybe they can
finally get their way to Warren! How are they going to get the King of the
Dreamlands to leave? How are they going to convince the gods to let them pass? How
many names does this dark entity terrorizing the land have? Tune in and find
out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles
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1 hr 3 min
August 17, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast BONUS EPISODE: Space Vikings Part 2: Wyrm Mountain
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A bonus episode! Since we
will be doing Space Vikings for our live show at DragonCon 2019, we thought it
only fitting to share the related Patreon episodes with you! Now that you’ve
been introduced to our weird characters, they still have to get off this
planet. They’re currently dealing with
some weird goblin like creatures while also following around a big lizard for a
funeral. Yrtle may get run over by a buggy, classic turtle. Landing on strange
planets, ruining the inhabitant’s customs are just normal daily fare for these
folks. If you can make it, come check out our live show at the Hilton in Atlanta,
GA! Saturday August 31, 2019 at 10:00 PM. Hang out, have a laugh and a couple
shots!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler
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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support
55 min
August 12, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP 20 The Im-Possum-ible Dream
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Is it possible for these dumb
dumbs to not destroy everything around them? No, of course not. So, everything
is turning to mush as they head to the docks. I’m sure there won’t be a giant
monster destroying everything. If there was some way to reset the whole thing
that would be nice. If that could happen who knows what the group may find.
Maybe some nice weasel folk who can give directions. Will the group find such a
reset button for The Dreamlands? What is the real value of a qualahoon? How do
you earn the favor of weasel folk? How do gods lose weight? Tune in and find
out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

Cruddyredneck1

SlyThyToves

Saggywheels

Charles TheBarles
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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support
1 hr 4 min
August 09, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast BONUS EPISODE: Space Vikings Part 1: Enter The Beard
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A bonus episode! Since we
will be doing Space Vikings for our live show at DragonCon 2019, we thought it
only fitting to share the related Patreon episodes with you! The series picks
up in no particular place with a rag tag group of Space Vikings doing whatever
it is that Space Vikings do! Each character is out of their mind in their own
special way and of course, in normal Botched fashion, aim to mess up someone
else’s day. Join the group as they attempt to explore a strange planet in
search of fuel for their space boat. If you can make it, come check out our live
show at the Hilton in Atlanta, GA! Saturday August 31, 2019 at 10:00 PM. Hang
out, have a laugh and a couple shots!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support
1 hr
August 05, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP19 Kvrty’s Dreamland
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ouch. Well, I suppose that’s
not the worse way to go? Okay, it was pretty bad to get disemboweled by a
bicycle. Not to mention it was a bicycle they dreamed up. I’m not 100% sure why
he wanted cum and piss, but at least Kvrt obliged his need for urine. Now the
guys need to find Warren. He could really be anywhere…like the giant castle.
No, that is too obvious. Let’s go check out the cat town! Time seems to be a
little off around here. I mean, the getting in trouble for theft, fraud, and
threatening a minor is absolutely bonkers, but time does seem to keep on
skipping, skipping, skipping, into the future. What is going on in this strange
cat town? Who is this vicious child in the fighting pit? What is a moon beast?
Why would you want to ferment cat’s milk? What the fuck is a qualahoon? Tune in
and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support
1 hr 15 min
July 29, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP 18 Dream On
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the group has decided
to go to The Dreamlands. It doesn’t seem like it’s the easiest place to get to.
In fact, Warren and Francis don’t seem all that enthused on sharing the secrets
of how to get there. Hell, Warren isn’t even present. His brother Francis watches
over him while he rules The Dreamlands under some other name. The group does
eventually decide to brave The Dreamlands though. However, it’s not like a
normal dream. Things that happen there carry over to the real world, so danger
is just as dangerous! What sort of crazy inhabits The Dreamlands? How do you
get to The Dreamlands? How do you have a four-person bicycle? What is cum piss?
Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played
this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how
it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition
is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local
game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books,
buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play
with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

Kitchenaidfleshlight

Missourimule

Raegun11:11

Gjkkgffg

C-rad Tummytickler

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58 min
July 22, 2019 Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP17 Dream A Little Dream Of Me
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a decision!
Screw that Nadir guy, let’s all go to The Dream Lands! That sounds like a nice
place, filled with candy and puppies. The group must seek out a pair of
brothers who are experts on the matter. Apparently, adults are not welcome in
Dreamland, because they lack the same sort of imagination as children. After
the group learns about how far schools are from the church, they make their way
towards the brothers, who live outside the city. They soon discover that not
all is as simple as just driving up and asking for help. What would happen if
the newly worried Dixon was separated from his compatriots? What sort of
abilities do these brothers have? How does the priest know about all these strange
people? What the hell does a person have to do to get a cheeseburger? Tune in
and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following:

Zlw365

Elliebells 1543

Nigel
Molassesfinger

Castle McFall

Joshua Archiquette

Pokemon In
D&D

Fearravine

Kory Sarracini

Chuggzernaut

Pmbear

SiroVai123

Aatamos

UltDave

BlackGary

<> BigJim

Badbreatth

Skuuf

Noverton

Riku210

Ninjagod99

HiyaitsSandi

Admaletz

Acinda

FlipFlapAgronomacus

Selfcleaningmutant

Falcon Phire

Captain Hygiene

Johndonmoyer

Littlefam90

Iluvpasta47

Walter Rice

Fishdick69

Stargatesnatch

Icantpay

Chanticlear22

Nubian Guido

Kitkat the Katkat

NightmareLovely

Wonderlandreject

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1 hr 4 min