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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The Slobinski Twins come back from their job to find out their bosses are not too pleased with their performance and they're going to have to send someone to finish the job.
In the meantime, Patches has hit the docks to hire some adventurers to somehow revive Orlok from Death's grips.
Will these new adventurers be successful? Will there be close up magik? Will the Slobinski's get paid for their shitty job? Find out today on Botched!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
As fog slowly creeps into the island, our adventurers try to find some respite in the tavern.
They're still investing the source of the fog while trying not to get creeped out by the local zeluts
Will they survive, will Cthulhu come to brunch? Will Hammond Chamberlain ever join us again? Find out today on Botched.
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The first mission that our intrepid adventurers have hired someone else to do is underway! These hirelings have gone to the mysterious island of Jeris. They’ve crashed onto this foggy island and our greeted by the overly friendly locals.
Upon landing on the island they make a new ally! This ally is played by the fantastic Hammond Chamberlain!
They slowly investigate this town but find that no one is really in a hurry to leave.
Why is everyone so nice in this town? What is the religion of this town? Who is this new ally? Why must the party always torture the poor npcs anywhere they go? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Now that the dungeon of death has been dealt with, and the adventuring guild has been built, it’s time to go on missions! Well, not the main characters anyways. No sense in getting your hands dirty. They’re just going to hire out that work!
There is an island just off the western coast called Jeris. This is an island renowned for their trade, but since the calamity began, no one has heard from them. Numerous ships have gone looking, but none have come back.
These brave adventurers are going to need to procure a ship, and then make it to the island in one piece!
Who are these adventurers? Do they have any pertinent skills? Will they find someone brave enough to charter a ship for them? Will they make it to the island safely? What do you call a half woman half manatee? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Yup, we're still in this stupid dungeon that Dennis made. More of a meat grinder than a dungeon but I'm not a naming guy, I'm just a dwarf who has the pleasure of going in.
Is there any end in sight? Will there be any treasure if we get through this? Will there be a TPK? Did Dennis's mother eat a straight Tylenol diet when she was pregnant with him? Find out now on Botched Podcast!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
A pair of dwarves, messing around in a cemetery, happen to find the entrance to a temple devoted to death! The orcs warned them, but good times called.
Now with a tantalizing dungeon near their facility, it must be explored! Not by them of course. They outsource that kind of thing now. Send in the dwarves!
There appears to be three different paths. And each one starts off with a very unappealing room. After the group decides on a route, they must then deal with the consequences of that decision.
What is waiting for them in this dungeon? Which dwarves are being sent inside? What is in each of these rooms? Will all the dwarves make it out alive? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The gang heads into the woods after securing funds from the King to set up an adventuring company
Something, however, is in the woods watching them, stalking them, recording their every move. Terry thinks he can help the boys if Old Guk Guk would just give him a sec to think.
Are these haunted lands? Will Terry finally get one over on Guk Guk? Will there be titty slapping? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Poor Orlok! Getting into a pissing contest is apparently a very dangerous affair…because he exploded into a bunch of meat slop. Waste not, want not.
The group, not wanting to waste any time, quickly boards the train to Alurys. On the train, they meet a couple of very helpful and reasonable robots, which of course the group pesters. Terry’s contract issues are brought to light, and a specific section of the train is put into use.
Before long they make it to the kingdom and immediately seek out the castle in order to see the King.
What happened to what was left of Orlok? How will Guk Guk react to warforged on the train? Is Terry still beholden to the group after the bar has burned down? Why is this one car on the train so sticky? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
After our heroes barely escaped Dethcob, they took to the road to speak with the king. They have to make a many day journey on foot to Talton, a halfling village, where they can catch the train to the capital city.
The road will be a challenge though as they lead a group of 40 safely out of the town in hopes to find refuge.
Will our travelers get to Talton safely, will they be able to keep all the civilians alive? Will they be able to catch the train on time? Find out now on Botched Podcast
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
This is our 10th Season of Botched Podcast! As per usual, we are kicking things off live at Dragon Con, so you may notice the audio quality isn’t quite up to our normal standards, and you may also notice a whole lot of people laughing, clapping, and getting pretty toasty in the background (partially because we gave them beer).
We return to our fantasy roots this season, kicking off in a small town in a peaceful land. It is a dark and stormy night, and the townsfolk find themselves where they usually go each night…to the Gazur Bar.
Run by a bunch of retired heroes, this place has everything you need. Food, drinks, entertainment, a giant monstrosity made of baby feet with teeth…wait what?
Suddenly the town finds itself embroiled in the middle of a war between multiple gods and they have to fight just to survive.
Who are these retired adventurers? What’s the deal with this town? Who are all the gods fighting here? Who will make it out alive? Why does Dennis hate Phil’s characters so much? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
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