Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Dr. Montauk has left the researchers another tape but they also found a journal full of disturbing imaginages and dispar.

The journal describes a horrible place, Ohio

Will our researchers survive? Will the scp crush them to death? What the hell is the Tasmanian Devil doing here? Find out in this episode of Botched!

Special shout out yet again to Drew from the Tales to Terrify podcast for his help in making these Montauk interview tapes! Check out Tales to Terrify on all your podcatchers, or over at ⁠www.talestoterrify.com⁠!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

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A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

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You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

The search for Dr. Montauk continues! After just experiencing other lives, the crew is on to the next clue, a Site in the process of being built! They quickly find another Montauk interview tape, but it seems he left the rest of the clues in a much harder to reach spot.

Sacrifices must be made…but luckily, the Foundation is really good at sacrificing people!

What lies in the next tape? Where did Montauk hide the next set of clues? How will they reach it? Where will that end up leading them? What dangers lie in wait for them? How many amnestic chili dogs do they have? Tune in and find out!

Special shout out yet again to Drew from the Tales to Terrify podcast for his help in making these Montauk interview tapes! Check out Tales to Terrify on all your podcatchers, or over at www.talestoterrify.com!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Dr. Montauk has gone missing and it's up to our SCP researchers to hunt him down. The journey will be long and weird, Montauk has left strange clues and audio tapes along the way.

Will our researchers find him in time? Will they all survive? Will there be hotdogs? Find out tonight on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Pescadero California, a coastal seaside town with a beautiful view and a rich history of living off the Pacific Ocean. 

A Lighthouse sits on the rocky outskirts of town, and three new lighthouse keepers take on a new job of keeping the light sustained.

Loneliness, harsh weather, lighthouse madness, these are occupational hazards while keeping the light.

Will these seamen lose their minds? Will they end up turning on each other, ending in a bloody mess and turning into a world mystery like Flannan Isles? Will Mothman show up because there's a giant light in the sky that never goes out? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

In the sleepy lands of the UK there exists an existential horror: elderly gardeners. In a small village, there exists a little plot of heaven, tended to by 3 elderly citizens. 

While they have very different goals, means, and garden designs, they are all united in making sure that their village is one of the greatest. Or at least, has the greatest garden.

Sure, there are setbacks. Little kids claiming that one of them is their grandparent, too much drinking, geese, and of course a little bit of garden rot. Wait, there absolutely should not be any garden rot! They will not stand for it! However…something seems a little off about this rot.

Who are these gardeners? What is the deal with this rot? What is behind it? Why does it seem to eat through just about anything? What is that slithering, slurping, laughing sound? Why does this kid suck at holding on to a goose so it can be used as a digging tool? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

The SCP Foundation has just opened a new site and they want to test out some of the features to make sure that it is running the best that it can! This site happens to be Site 69, the site from Season 8, though maybe not exactly the same site since that was an alternate universe.

The researchers are testing the rooms when they discover that there is a member of the 05 council touring the facility as well! However, someone else seems to know this too, as the site is attacked by Children of the Scarlet King cultists!

This is a fantastic opportunity to try to capture a leader of the cult, so that creepy Dr. Montauk gets off their back for a little while. Though, that may be easier said than done since not everything at this site is exactly what it appears.

Who are the researchers at Site 69? Why does this cult want an 05 Council member? Will they be able to thwart the cultists? Why is there so much netting all over the place on this site? tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Phil is back! He definitely wasn’t mad about that whole mangy Phil cat thing.

Dr. Montauk has called the main researchers in. He wants cultists from the Children of the Scarlet King to interrogate. He thinks he may have a lead on some cultists operating out of a warehouse.

The Foundation sends an MTF to take care of the cultists. Upon arriving, they find there is a shoot out with the police. After managing to capture one of the cultists and deal with the rest, it turns out these are not the right cultists. Instead, they seem to be worshipping some large metal pig.

Who is this cult? Why are they worshipping a metal pig? What, if any, anomalous properties does it have? What’s with all these notes? Why does Dennis hate all of Phil’s characters? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A  young boy and his father head to a small toy store to pick up a new toy because jr has all these good boy points

But not all is right in with this new toy as he seems to be conscious of the world around him.

Will the family be able to stay safe? Will this new "toy" eat their friends and family? HOW IS THIS CAT STILL ALIVE!?!!!?

Find out now, on Botched Podcast!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! 

⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Phil is out this week! I know, I know, his nasiley bravado will be sorely missed! But don’t worry, he’ll be back in about 2 weeks!

We will have to make due with Tristan and Steve, who are playing investigators. Sent to Korea, they are investigating reports that there is a ravenous fox woman killing the livestock of the farmers. Sounds like a job for the SCP Foundation!

They quickly find some kind of fox woman, but she doesn’t appear to look or act at all like reports they’ve received. The woman invites them to her home to avoid the dangers of other creatures lying in wait in the dark.

What sort of anomalous properties would a fox woman possess? What other dangers are lurking in the woods? Is backup coming to help? What is K-parm? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

A group of cousins/roommates goes for a hike on a lovely day. There’s something not right about these guys, but that’s par for the course for Botched. However, before they can return home they are attacked by a bear!

That poor, poor bear. Some things just can’t be forgiven or forgotten. After their encounter with a bear, the group begins to notice odd things as time goes on. What first feels like just a normal headache turns out to be a lot more.

Who are these hikers? What happened to the bear? What is causing these headaches? How will  the SCP Foundation get involved? What is a cuzzle guzzle? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!

⁠Botched Archives⁠!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.

You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠

Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠

Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,

Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠

Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠