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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The time has come! It is our final episode of Season 9! We will be saying goodbye to SCP for now, but who knows, maybe it’ll reappear in the future!
In the meantime, we got a season finale to attend to! In this final episode there is no SCP to contain. Instead, it is time for the dreaded…employee evaluations! The 05 Council has sent a team of insightful and intelligent individuals to assess these 3 researchers based on their deeds throughout the year.
They have been given information on each of the cases that the trio worked on, including all the people they hired, and the outcomes of every case.
They will ask the researchers questions about these cases, then break to deliberate the fate of each researcher. The researchers will then have an opportunity for closing statements before their evaluation is delivered. It is possible for these individuals to be promoted, demoted, or kept in the same place. If their performance is deemed bad enough, they could even be terminated on the spot…permanently.
Who are these mysterious reviewers? Where did they come from? What are their credentials? Which cases peaked their interest? What will their verdicts be? Would being sent to Site 69 to work for the monkes be a good or bad thing? Tune in and find out!
Thank you so much to our special guests, Tvs Travis, Stephen Adams, and Charles The Rock God of Podcasting Mcfall.
You can check out more of Tvs Travis here!
You can check out more of Stephen Adams here!
You can check out more of Charles here!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The fallout from the elderly care facility continues! As it turns out, this problem is a lot bigger than just one nursing home. It appears that this anomaly is spreading across the world.
The researchers try to figure out what is causing this strange disease and how it spreads, but there doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason to it. Finally they decide to release one of their captives to see where it leads them.
In the end, all the people seem to be coalescing in specific places…turning into some sort of meat based obelisks.
How does this spread? Why does it spread? How can it be stopped? How far will one old man go to get revenge? How long will Tristan have the fiery shits? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
We open in Arizona at an assisted living facility. The employees are tired of having to deal with these old people, day in and day out.
But something lurks in the shadows and feeds off the dispare.
Will the employees finally snap and kill one of these old people? Will the elderly patients escape and run free? Will someone please stop shitting their pants every 10 minutes? Find out now on Botched!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Freedom is a wonderful thing. Some people think it’s being able to say what you want. Some people think it's the ability to eat as many hotdogs as you want. But in reality, freedom is the ability to live in a home made shack under a bridge in California, starting your own hotdog cart business.
This episode just so happens to introduce 3 such free people. They will utilize their skills in theft, sales, charm, rocks, having a bug leg, and distraction to obtain and sell said hot dogs.
Wait, why are you bringing up the bug leg thing? That’s not important, it’s completely normal. Don’t get sidetracked, we’re talking hot dog entrepreneurs here!
Who are these salesmen? Why are they selling hot dogs? How are they going to build a hot dog cart? Why does one of them have a bug leg? Why is that not really a big deal? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Dog walking is a dangerous business. You never know what you’re walking into each day. It could be a 116 pound Newfoundland…or a 1 pound chihuahua. Regardless of the size, based on the temperament, they can really cause some serious issues.
A group of dog walkers happen to find something that spooks their pooches, and some of them run off into the woods. Not wanting to lose clients, they begin pursuit.
When they eventually catch up to the dogs, they have run onto a farm in the middle of an open area, with no roads. This farm seems to be populated with very odd animals. Absolutely horrifying in some instances.
What’s the deal with these dog walkers? What is wrong with the animals at this mysterious farm? Who is behind these strange animals? What is causing these strange and horrifying changes? Why should you not lay down next to a snake that might be poisonous? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Sometimes you just want to let off a little steam. A great way for some people to do that is to drink socially. However, sometimes that can go off the rails when you’re drinking in the city at 3am. Drinking something called a “Joe Descuidado”.
One of the problems of drinking so much is that you are not as aware of your surroundings. Sometimes, things can happen and someone gets hurt. Fret not, the brave men and women EMTs will be there to help! Or at least…most of the time. If you are unlucky enough to be visited by an anomalous ambulance. Well…you’ll survive. But you won’t like it.
Who are these people drinking until the wee hours? What is a “Joe Descuidado”? Who gets injured? What is the deal with this ambulance? Why does the SCP Foundation hire sociopaths? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
If there's one thing Jersey is known for, it's watches. That's why everyone gets their watches from Bagels. Bagels is located just 3 blocks down from Watches Bagels on 34th Street.
But all's not right with these watches, or these bagels now that I think of it....
Where do we buy bagels, where do we buy watches? What the fuck is a wheesle hole, and why does it smell like that? Only way to find out is to tune in now!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
Just because the Scarlet King has been “dealt with”, doesn’t mean that there are no more SCPs that the foundation needs to deal with! In fact our story begins with a group of pig farmers, just trying to live their lives while dealing with a blizzard.
While out on a pineapple run, they find that a vehicle has driven off the road. To make matters worse, they recognize the vehicle. However, upon inspection, something is horribly wrong.
What happened on that snowy road? Why would they need pineapple so badly? What exactly is the anomaly? Why does their pig talk? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
It all comes down to this! The group is now witnessing the procedure necessary to keep the Devourer of Worlds at bay, but this is not quite the last piece of the puzzle. There is one more part that must be understood. Then, a decision must be made. What to tell the 05 Council about the best way to deal with the Scarlet King.
The last mystery that has been always in the background but only talked about in hushed tones is the 110 Montauk Procedure. The procedure that is spoken about in hushed tones, and fear, at a facility that no one wants to be stationed at.
What is the ritual that keeps The Devourer of Worlds in check? What exactly is 110 Montauk Procedure? Where is Dr. Montauk? How will they decide to deal with the Scarlet King? How much is this group of players going to hate it? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!
The field agents had stumbled upon various demonic or horrific forces in the woods that were nabbing passersby. It unfortunately had killed some of the team, but at least one survived! And, as it would seem, he is not THAT alone.
Soon, the Foundation sends reinforcements and the newly added forces are ready for the forces of darkness! They cleave their way through the woods until they stumble upon a long forgotten church.
It appears as though numerous portals can be seen around the area, and these are the gateways through which these monstrosities are entering our world.
Will the last field agent survive? Where are these portals coming from? What’s the deal with these demons? What’s the deal with this church? Is there someone hot inside? Tune in and find out!
We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325
All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!
Botched Archives!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!
Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!
Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!
Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.
You can watch the show live on Twitch!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan
Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve
Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis Robinson
Producer: Phil and Dennis
Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,
Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose
Publisher: Phil and Dennis
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer
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