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  • Pinned Down

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I shouldn’t be surprised that

    Jon says hey let’s see if I can fuck things up, and then on a random table of
    20 effects…he opens a black hole in their room. Assuming they can manage to
    avoid it, alive, and with foot skin intact, they still have to contend with the
    other dangers of the dungeon. Al, doesn’t seem to be able to die. Which is
    really painful, because now it seems the group has a new goal to torture him
    further. On top of the traps and puzzles, they have to deal with those floating
    boogums. They look innocent, but apparently they are incredibly dangerous. What
    remaining traps are there? Will everyone survive? How do you run with no skin
    on your feet? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    1 hr 4 min
  • Making The Bephaestus Of A Bad Situation

    Before the normal silliness, I want to take a moment and

    express our deepest condolences to the Keating family as Phil lost his father, Daniel
    Keating, this past weekend. He was a great guy and raised a fantastic (albeit
    fucked up) man. He will be sorely missed, and we ask that your thoughts and
    prayers, if you’re into that, are with Phil and his family in these trying
    times. The intro to this episode is actually the one Daniel Keating made for us.
    Rest in peace my friend.



    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh goody, a tunnel with
    scratches and chipped fingernails. I’m sure there is nothing awful in there.
    Upon further inspection there seems to be petrified nuns, ancient Greek writing
    and some asshole named Al. Well, the group thinks he’s an asshole. In actuality
    he is some guy stuck in the friendzone for all eternity. He is also a living
    statue, but with no legs, so he can’t go anywhere. It seems he watches over
    this creature that he is in love with. This area is filled with puzzles and
    traps as well. What sort of trapsticles await the group? How did Al end up like
    this? What is with the two doors? What happens when you put a black hole in a
    small room? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    1 hr 5 min
  • Exploring Holes

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What is it with this group

    and not wanting to be even slightly burdened? It’s not as though Richard Niple
    was a vegetable. Just lost a little bit of brain…so they blow out the rest of it.
    Now the group has to escape the museum before the authorities arrive. Oh, that’s
    right, they somehow think that they talked to the cops already and are no
    longer wanted men. They’re wrong. I know, because we checked the tape. Who will
    Austin be playing next I wonder? I’m sure the accent will be 100% ethnically
    accurate and will in no way sound like any other character we have all played.
    What was in the box that was stuck inside the creature? What is their next
    mission? Is this new guy a vampire? What does a sassy pig sound like? Tune in
    and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    1 hr 12 min
  • Crackin A Few Skulls

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I’m confused. Who is the

    monster in the museum? I mean obviously there’s a large creature rampaging
    around. But, is that the actual monster, or is it the party? Who steals shit
    watches from panicking people? Who thought it was a good idea to give a kid a
    gun? I’m pretty sure we all know the real monster. However, in the meantime the
    group has now attracted a huge creature that is some sort of mix of a bear,
    lizard and a beetle. It appears to feed on people’s brains. Luckily, the party
    has none. Somehow this creature is linked to the item that Nadir is looking
    for. What is this monstrosity? How did no one notice it until now? How did
    Nadir know that this thing was here based on a newspaper article? What’s going
    on inside Richard Niple’s head? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    1 hr 9 min
  • Curating New Problems

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has been unofficially  "invited" to the museum unveiling of a new exhibit. Apparently there was  some sort of South American tribe that had never been discovered  before. However, the scientist who found it never made it back alive.  The exhibit is both a celebration of the discovery and in memoriam of  his life. It is quite the fancy party, in fact they have booze! Wait,  isn't that illegal? Eh, guess the rich don't have to worry about laws.  Well at least it is a nice party where nothing bad could happen. What is  the proper attire to a museum dinner party? Where is the gem that they  are looking for? What happened to that doctor? Why don't those security  guards have heads? Tune in and find out!




    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    Cruddyredneck1

    1 hr 1 min
  • Tots & Toys

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This episode is quite

    possibly the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever heard. You’re telling me that if
    these jackasses walked into an adoption agency, you’d give them a child?! I don’t
    care if they have five bucks! That’s child endangerment! Well, I guess the
    child is Phil and he’s a psycho too so who cares. Still, this illustrates a
    broken system. Wait, what’s this? Nadir has a new mission for the guys and they
    involve some newspapers. Head to our Facebook page or Twitter to see the news
    articles. Let’s see if you guys can find the secrets I put in there that these
    dingbats most definitely won’t find. Why is Nadir giving them another mission?
    Who is this French dude? Who opened this other wing in Nadir’s store? Is
    Richard Dick Niples getting fat? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    1 hr 2 min
  • The Last Skin Chicken

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Richard Niple really needs to

    learn how to shut up. Also, don’t take away the drink of the gods. Even if they’re
    fat gods! Now he is a big wobbly ball of lard that is completely helpless. Fret
    not, the rest of the party isn’t far behind in pissing off these deities who
    shouldn’t be screwed with. If they can manage to get past them, maybe they can
    finally get their way to Warren! How are they going to get the King of the
    Dreamlands to leave? How are they going to convince the gods to let them pass? How
    many names does this dark entity terrorizing the land have? Tune in and find
    out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    Cruddyredneck1

    SlyThyToves

    Saggywheels

    Charles TheBarles

    1 hr 4 min
  • The Im-Possum-ible Dream

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Is it possible for these dumb

    dumbs to not destroy everything around them? No, of course not. So, everything
    is turning to mush as they head to the docks. I’m sure there won’t be a giant
    monster destroying everything. If there was some way to reset the whole thing
    that would be nice. If that could happen who knows what the group may find.
    Maybe some nice weasel folk who can give directions. Will the group find such a
    reset button for The Dreamlands? What is the real value of a qualahoon? How do
    you earn the favor of weasel folk? How do gods lose weight? Tune in and find
    out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    Cruddyredneck1

    SlyThyToves

    Saggywheels

    Charles TheBarles

    1 hr 6 min
  • Kvrty’s Dreamland

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ouch. Well, I suppose that’s
    not the worse way to go? Okay, it was pretty bad to get disemboweled by a
    bicycle. Not to mention it was a bicycle they dreamed up. I’m not 100% sure why
    he wanted cum and piss, but at least Kvrt obliged his need for urine. Now the
    guys need to find Warren. He could really be anywhere…like the giant castle.
    No, that is too obvious. Let’s go check out the cat town! Time seems to be a
    little off around here. I mean, the getting in trouble for theft, fraud, and
    threatening a minor is absolutely bonkers, but time does seem to keep on
    skipping, skipping, skipping, into the future. What is going on in this strange
    cat town? Who is this vicious child in the fighting pit? What is a moon beast?
    Why would you want to ferment cat’s milk? What the fuck is a qualahoon? Tune in
    and find out!

    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on
    Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your
    continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with
    better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us
    achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing
    novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!
    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,
    stickers, prints and more!

    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star
    review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate
    it! A big big thank you to the following:

    Zlw365
    Elliebells 1543
    Nigel
    Molassesfinger
    Castle McFall
    Joshua Archiquette
    Pokemon In
    D&D
    Fearravine
    Kory Sarracini
    Chuggzernaut
    Pmbear
    SiroVai123
    Aatamos
    UltDave
    BlackGary
    <> BigJim
    Badbreatth
    Skuuf
    Noverton
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    Ninjagod99
    HiyaitsSandi
    Admaletz
    Acinda
    FlipFlapAgronomacus
    Selfcleaningmutant
    Falcon Phire
    Captain Hygiene
    Johndonmoyer
    Littlefam90
    Iluvpasta47
    Walter Rice
    Fishdick69
    Stargatesnatch
    Icantpay
    Chanticlear22
    Nubian Guido
    Kitkat the Katkat
    NightmareLovely
    Wonderlandreject

    1 hr 16 min
  • Dream On

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the group has decided
    to go to The Dreamlands. It doesn’t seem like it’s the easiest place to get to.
    In fact, Warren and Francis don’t seem all that enthused on sharing the secrets
    of how to get there. Hell, Warren isn’t even present. His brother Francis watches
    over him while he rules The Dreamlands under some other name. The group does
    eventually decide to brave The Dreamlands though. However, it’s not like a
    normal dream. Things that happen there carry over to the real world, so danger
    is just as dangerous! What sort of crazy inhabits The Dreamlands? How do you
    get to The Dreamlands? How do you have a four-person bicycle? What is cum piss?
    Tune in and find out!

    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played
    this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how
    it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition
    is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local
    game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books,
    buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play
    with you for completely different experience!

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on
    Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your
    continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with
    better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us
    achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing
    novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!
    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,
    stickers, prints and more!

    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star
    review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate
    it! A big big thank you to the following:

    Zlw365
    Elliebells 1543
    Nigel
    Molassesfinger
    Castle McFall
    Joshua Archiquette
    Pokemon In
    D&D
    Fearravine
    Kory Sarracini
    Chuggzernaut
    Pmbear
    SiroVai123
    Aatamos
    UltDave
    BlackGary
    <> BigJim
    Badbreatth
    Skuuf
    Noverton
    Riku210
    Ninjagod99
    HiyaitsSandi
    Admaletz
    Acinda
    FlipFlapAgronomacus
    Selfcleaningmutant
    Falcon Phire
    Captain Hygiene
    Johndonmoyer
    Littlefam90
    Iluvpasta47
    Walter Rice
    Fishdick69
    Stargatesnatch
    Icantpay
    Chanticlear22
    Nubian Guido
    Kitkat the Katkat
    NightmareLovely
    Wonderlandreject
    Kitchenaidfleshlight
    Missourimule
    Raegun11:11
    Gjkkgffg
    C-rad Tummytickler

    59 min

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Not long ago deep in the Appalachian wilds, a group of misfits joined forces to play dungeon’s and dragons. Inspired by boredom and equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the…