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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group make quick work of the  Dreamlands. Well, to be fair, they kind of messed it up even worse, but  at least their rescue mission was a success! Now that they are done with  that, it is time to finally investigate the final mission of Nadir.  There seems to be something causing the deaths of locals outside of the  city. According to the news, the homes and families are killed by  storms, even though there are no other signs of such phenomena. Last  week they discovered a giant skeleton footprint, so it seems this will  not be so simple. The group heads towards what they believe is the next  target. Who is this creature murdering simple country folk? What is the  significance of this family they meet? What sort of secrets await in  their attic and basement? Why can’t this group seem to make friends?  Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose  understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses  are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social  intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish  reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of  the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil  worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD  Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if  you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us  will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions  of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game  with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book  or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and  drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely  different experience!    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ah, back to the mythical majestic  Dreamlands. Okay, maybe not anymore. The place has really gone to hell  since the group was there last, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with  them though...Skin Chicken gives the group a lift on his Paraskeet or  Derpbird back to the base that the survivors are hiding in. There’s a  slim chance the group will be able to rescue Kuranes from Nyarlethotep.  Stealth is not exactly their strong suit. If they manage to complete  their mission without any hiccups, then they still have one last mission  to resolve for Nadir. Is anyone else in the Dreamlands real? What is  the fate of Skin Chicken? Who or what seems to be causing the mysterious  destruction outside of New York? What is with Tedward’s newfound  obsession with cumming in people’s sleeping eyes? Tune in and find  out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group now apparently has a  giant laser gun. However, it seems like it takes quite a lot out of  them. Now that they’ve exhausted themselves, it’s time for a rest at the  church. Everything is not how it seems. Someone is a traitor...and  seems to be trying to convert others to their cause. They only have one  more quest to do for Nadir, so the logical thing to do would be go off  on a completely different tangent. It seems Skin Chicken is in trouble  and has requested aid in The Dreamlands. The group must head back to the  farm and seek the brothers who are masters of dreams in order to  accomplish their goal. What does Skin Chicken need help with? What state  are The Dreamlands in? Are the brothers actual brothers or through  marriage? How much cum does it take to seal someone’s eyes shut? Tune in  and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose  understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses  are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social  intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish  reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of  the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil  worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD  Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if  you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us  will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions  of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game  with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book  or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and  drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely  different experience!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has seemingly saved  Tedward from a very clingy snake god. Not to mention, they managed to  convince the swamp witch to divulge the identity of the rougarou. That  being said, they now have to hunt down that nasty rougarou and murder  him. Hard. On top of that, there is this one legged man they keep around  for some reason or another, all the while torturing him mentally and  physically. Once they deal with this issue there’s only one more mission  left from Nadir. Will they kill this poor rougarou? What will happen to  the one legged man? Will Dennis even remember his name? What rewards  will they receive if they are successful? Will they bother to write them  down? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long  ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this  devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the  DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so  if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us  will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions  of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game  with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book  or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and  drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely  different experience!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tedward has been discovered! He  is apparently being held by some sort of weird cult in the basement of  this swamp witch. Well, it’s more of an underground temple than a  basement, but you get the idea. It doesn’t seem like they plan on  sacrificing him though. This cult also seems to be really into snakes. I  wonder if there’s some Old One or Elder Being or Outer God who is  really into snakes...If there were such a being, I’m sure he would be  completely reasonable and not a stage 5 clinger. Why are these cultists  chanting such odd phrases? Who is this snake-like entity? Why does the  entity seem so obsessed with Tedward? How many snakes can you fit into a  pot? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long  ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this  devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the  DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so  if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us  will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions  of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game  with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book  or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and  drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely  different experience!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Okay, ya got me. Phil wasn’t  actually there last episode...and he still isn’t. He’s sick, but he will  be back soon! In the meantime, the group has to deal with a few minor  issues. Speaking of which, now that they’ve shot some civilians, are  going through their stuff and threatening further violence, they decide  to be helpful. Based on Tristan’s past character’s medical experience,  I’m sure he will have some really great ideas to heal up those bullet  wounds. After they deal with that, they have to find that witch that  made the rougarou. If they happen to find Tedward along the way, then  that’s just a bonus! If they find the witch, will they use swamp magic  vs regular magic? What is swamp medicine? Why does this group seem to  have an obsession with burning people’s houses down? Why would a witch  in the swamp have Tedward’s clothes? Tune in and find out!Join in on the  banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is  questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble  through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they  attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different  experience!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters  over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes.  With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean  studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise.  Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin  producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live  shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find  tshirts, stickers, prints and more!Thank you to those who have taken the  time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow,  and we greatly appreciate it!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Austin has returned! Phil is also  definitely here and not MIA. Promise. It seems Milton has a brother  cousin from the bayou who knows...swamp magic. I don’t know what swamp  magic is. I don’t want to know what it is either, but I’m pretty sure it  has something to do with cloacas, fireworks and lube. The group, now  having had their first experience with the rougarou, will have to decide  the best way to deal with the problem. Luckily, there are many fine  upstanding citizens around the swamp that are more than welcome to help.  Who is this brother cousin of Milton? Who can they get help from in the  swamp? Where is Tedward? Will they abuse the townsfolk? Tune in and  find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of  the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

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