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  • Dream A Little Dream Of Me

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a decision!

    Screw that Nadir guy, let’s all go to The Dream Lands! That sounds like a nice
    place, filled with candy and puppies. The group must seek out a pair of
    brothers who are experts on the matter. Apparently, adults are not welcome in
    Dreamland, because they lack the same sort of imagination as children. After
    the group learns about how far schools are from the church, they make their way
    towards the brothers, who live outside the city. They soon discover that not
    all is as simple as just driving up and asking for help. What would happen if
    the newly worried Dixon was separated from his compatriots? What sort of
    abilities do these brothers have? How does the priest know about all these strange
    people? What the hell does a person have to do to get a cheeseburger? Tune in
    and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    1 hr 5 min
  • Gloop De Whoop

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Somehow the group made it out

    of a confrontation with an outer god and didn’t die. Sure, a couple of them are
    a little mangled from removing mutated flesh, but at least they’re still alive?
    First order of business is getting out of these sewers. However, that won’t be
    so easy as there seems to be a power struggle between different factions. If
    they should make it out and back to the church, they are going to have to
    figure out what to do next. Maybe, Father Bierce came up with some new
    information for the group? What are these creatures made of black goop just
    taking people away? Why do the police seem to be covering everything up? What are
    these continuing nightmares? Why is it important to check for traps? Tune in
    and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition
    is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local
    game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books,
    buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play
    with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    1 hr 12 min
  • Lactation Transfiguration

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here is an important question:

    Would it have better to not interrupt the milk drinking ceremony? We will never
    know, because they did of course, and now a big giant black tentacle monster
    has started growing. Not to mention there’s a large breasted woman lurking
    about. I’m sure it’s just some naked chick covered in tar…and not some sort of
    horrific outer god overseeing this ceremony. The group has to come up with a
    way to stop the giant monster, and we can see how each of them deals with their
    problems. Dixon runs up and deals with them head on. Kvurt runs around waiting
    for the future to tell him what to do while he plays with his cards. Montana
    rolls out, firing wildly and Richard just pushes him/throws him around. How
    will they get out of this alive? Why are these horrifying beings popping up
    under and around the city? Is there anything else down in the sewers? Does milk
    really do a body good? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    1 hr 8 min
  • A Divisive Diversion

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Why must they destroy people’s

    offices? Sure, it was a morbidly obese man who is being paid off by the mafia,
    but still. Ground rules man. However, they get the information they sneak (and
    snacks) and head towards the sewers in question. The only way inside is by a
    well-timed and well thought out diversion. Down in the sewers everything seems
    fine…at first…but there are a lot of different options. Hopefully they will not
    find anything horrifying down there. What kind of diversion works on mafia?
    What is down in the sewers? What kind of cultists drink milk? Does anyone
    remember how shotgun range works? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    Cruddyredneck1

    SlyThyToves

    1 hr 9 min
  • Fat Rises To The Top

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! How is it, that this group of

    dumb dumbs can’t figure out why when they murder indiscriminately, not everyone
    is cool with that? In this instance it’s a pair of house spirits. Now they are
    stuck in the house while the house is trying to kill them. Good. Meanwhile, Wheels
    is stuck in the car playing with a safe. Must be the spinning dial. Reminds him
    of his wheels. Comforting. Kvurt is, for some reason, trying to get into the
    murder house. I wonder who of these idiots will make it out alive. Once they do,
    I assume they are going to make their way back to the church. Perhaps Father
    Bierce has some more news on the strange goings on in the city. Hmmmmm, missing
    sewer technicians eh? Who would be the guy in charge of the sewers? Will Father
    Bierce believe whatever ridiculous story they come up with? Did the son make it
    to the Pacific Northwest? Does this secretary seem familiar? Tune in and find
    out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    1 hr 10 min
  • Murder Hobos At It Again

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Maybe someday I will be

    surprised by these morally bereft people. Today is not one of those days.
    Kvurt, not one to pass up on a good scam, is peddling his Sven services yet
    again. However, the group also seems to be on a more mischievous mission: sending
    Goggles home with Clive Barker. However, maybe Clive isn’t quite the bad guy in
    this situation. It seems no one is 100% innocent. Something is definitely wrong
    with this house, and maybe these idiots might actually be capable of fixing it…but
    at what cost? Why did Clive curse the house? What ridiculous scam is Kvurt
    planning now? What happens if you touch that scooter in the garage? Is the dad
    actually dead? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    1 hr 9 min
  • Spirits & Charlatans

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! These nightmares are really

    getting out of hand! Kvurt is rapidly losing his mind. The group needs to come
    up with some way to soothe his mental pain…or melt his brain in such a way he
    forgets his trauma. Six of one half a dozen of another. Father Bierce has some
    serious concerns about the recent events that the crew has been involved in. Further
    research is needed. Meanwhile, the group decides to investigate some strange
    home incidents. They quickly find that things are a little more
    complicated…which makes it easier for them to be horrible people. How will they
    reduce Kvurt’s insanity? What is the strange creature inhabiting the house they
    are investigating? Does Kvurt actually speak with the dead or does he simply
    make it up? What makes a raccoon the coolest of all time? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    1 hr 5 min
  • A Handicapable Parable

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is out for a little

    boat ride and sight-seeing. So far everyone who goes to Staten Island, either runs
    away or goes missing. I’m sure things will be different for our group of merry
    men though. Hey, it seems like there’s some sort of party going on! If only they
    were driving a party boat instead of a monster hunting boat. I wonder what is
    going on with this island. What are these mysterious freighters? What is in all
    of this cargo? What does this snake pendant do? Why is the tugboat pulling a
    swan boat? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    Raegun11:11

    Gjkkgffg

    C-rad Tummytickler

    Cruddyredneck1

    SlyThyToves

    Saggywheels

    Charles TheBarles

    xSpaceyToastx

    1 hr 11 min
  • You’ve Got A Sven In Me

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the aftermath of the

    warehouse massacre, we have seemingly lost one of our members…but a new,
    equally messed up character has entered the game. Those of you who are not patrons
    don’t know this, but Jon killed me in one of our Patreon episodes and I vowed
    to take his legs…well now, I have fulfilled that promise. I’m sure 1932 New
    York was very handicap accessible, so a wheelchair should have no issue getting
    around. The group has now decided to take a break and look for information
    elsewhere; in the bar of Sal’s, with one of Dixon’s old flames. Not only that,
    but we finally get to meet the now legendary Sven. Who is this old flame? What
    sort of information will she have? What exactly do these magical items they got
    from Nadir do? What is Sven really like? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    1 hr 13 min
  • A Big Bucket Of Nope

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just so you know listeners.

    If you rip a hole in your chest for a giant eye to pop out of…it is most likely
    going to become infected. The group seems to have gotten themselves into a rather
    gory situation. I mean aside from all the veins adorning the room…and the body
    parts…and the gateway made of people…and the inhuman abomination, it’s a pretty
    nice location. Honestly, these jackasses have no business at all fighting
    something that may or may not be related to an outer god. Yog’sothoth ain’t nothin
    to fuck with. At least Samuel Surgeon isn’t around to have to deal with this shit.
    How is the group going to deal with this monster? What is on the other side of
    that gateway? Will they all make it out unscathed? What the hell has Samuel
    Surgeon been up to? Tune in and find out!



    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
    of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
    stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
    attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  



    If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
    the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
    game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
    mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
    played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
    of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
    edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
    a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
    books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
    play with you for completely different experience!



    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!



    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star  review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate  it! A big big thank you to the following:




    Zlw365

    Elliebells 1543

    Nigel
    Molassesfinger

    Castle McFall

    Joshua Archiquette

    Pokemon In
    D&D

    Fearravine

    Kory Sarracini

    Chuggzernaut

    Pmbear

    SiroVai123

    Aatamos

    UltDave

    BlackGary

    <> BigJim

    Badbreatth

    Skuuf

    Noverton

    Riku210

    Ninjagod99

    HiyaitsSandi

    Admaletz

    Acinda

    FlipFlapAgronomacus

    Selfcleaningmutant

    Falcon Phire

    Captain Hygiene

    Johndonmoyer

    Littlefam90

    Iluvpasta47

    Walter Rice

    Fishdick69

    Stargatesnatch

    Icantpay

    Chanticlear22

    Nubian Guido

    Kitkat the Katkat

    NightmareLovely

    Wonderlandreject

    Kitchenaidfleshlight

    Missourimule

    1 hr 6 min

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Not long ago deep in the Appalachian wilds, a group of misfits joined forces to play dungeon’s and dragons. Inspired by boredom and equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the…