Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are counting down to the kick

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Another set of in between episodes

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Botched is nothing if not

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well folks that’s a wrap for season 3! Now that it’s over you know what that means. In betweeners! Short stories until season 4 comes out. This story starts us out in a strange medical facility. A bunch of tube people coming out of a long sleep. There has been a terrible virus which has wiped out most of humanity. The party feels fine, but everyone else seems horrified to get anywhere close to them. Why are they in test tubes? What happened to humanity? Why aren't they allowed to people? What are frog eyes? Tune in and find out!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Are you guys ready for more

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The guys are on a roll! They actually found out what the demon cultists’ plans are. After heading back to the stronghold of the Knights of the Phoenix they need to discover who the traitor is before they can enact their plan. Spirits are low amongst the population, but that doesn’t really mean much to our bullies, I mean group. They need to find the traitor before the crown of madness is put on Kory’s head. With the aid of King Casey Diya, they will begin their investigation on two fronts. How are they going to find the traitor? What are they going to do when they find who they think it is? Is the Geneva Convention a thing in this universe? What is the punishment for eating raptor meat? Tune in and find out!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The guys could be setting a record for the most successful endeavor they’ve ever attempted. Granted, MOGAR, is about as sneaky as two feral cats in heat. MOGAR is also not the best at being intelligent, deceitful, convincing or really anything other than a screaming murder monster. The group is going to find out that this camp has a secret police who will interrogate them. Now, any other sane minded individual would have a better way to logic their way out…but this is Botched, and they’re a bunch of idiots. Will the group make it past the secret police? What sort of interrogation techniques do they use? Who are the leaders of this cult? Will all their names be Mexican foods? Tune in and find out!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy shit the party actually managed to accomplish a goal! Who knew it was possible?! Now they have another goal. Can they make it two for two? The group must venture past enemy lines of demons to find the hidden encampment and figure out what the hell is going on in the world. However, outside of the safety of the forest there are hundreds and thousands of demons. The group must sneak (or not) through the hostile forces and find this mysterious encampment. Will the group manage to sneak around enough to find it? How will they manage to get by all the demons? What is in this encampment? How stupid is Mogar? Tune in and find out!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group must convince King Casey Dilla to join the Knights of the Phoenix army against the hordes of demons encroaching on one of the refuges. However, the King is a greased-up bro who has no interest in such things. The group has been invited to a party in the King’s honor. Our heroes however, are very overdressed. They will have to pick their favorite oils and get ready for an evening of partying and competition. Hann will receive a new title throughout the kingdom, and he will love it so very much. What is this title? Will the group convince the King to join them? What are the effects of eating so much wood? Tune in and find out!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Four chapters down, one to go! Welcome to the last chapter of our third season. We start off with characters we have never met before, but in a semi-familiar place. The world is in complete chaos. Rips in the fabric of space time have opened around the world and people are being slaughtered left and right. The only safe place left in the world seems to be the Knights of the Phoenix stronghold as refugees pour in. The magical ley lines of the world are in disarray. Any attempt to use magic results in catastrophic results. Demons and monsters roam the world. Commander Nachio Del Grande assembles his generals to give out his last orders. If these missions are unsuccessful, the world as we know it will end. Who are these mysterious generals? What is the top-secret mission? Is there no other safe place in this world? What are the health benefits of eating wood? Tune in and find out!