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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce.  At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward.  He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less  though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially  since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it  seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and  got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have  new found powers which they will undoubtedly use for their own strange  selfish purposes. However, it seems Bradley did not have such a  wholesome fate. As a result, the island of R’lyeh has risen. Cthulu is  coming. Who saved the group? What are their new powers? What will happen  now that R’lyeh has risen? Does life created on a whim have a soul?  Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do we have here but a good  ol’ fashioned combat episode. Yeah, I know they aren’t the most  interesting, but sometimes they have to happen! We do have a mystery as  one of our “heroes” has been taken by the cult of C’thulu! The Hounds of Tindalos have showed up to murder the group and in typical Botched  fashion, they are not super happy about the difficulty level. Fret not  however, as I have the power of editing out the grumpiness that is Phil,  so he sounds positively joyful. Why are the hounds so tough? Who got  taken? Why won’t Tedward love Father Bierce? What’s on the other side of  one of those time portals the hounds use? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Again? They reset the timeline  again?! Well, at least when they do that there are no lasting  consequences. Now that they have hit the reset button they have to  decide what is the best way to proceed. Also, they need to eat a pizza  that they received. But wait, didn’t that happen in a different  timeline? Time is sort of a big wibbily wobbily ball...Anyways, the  group has decided to go with what group b was trying last time:  summoning an elder god to fight Cthulu. While I’m sure a kaiju death  battle would be entertaining, I feel it could lead to a little  collateral damage. Who is going to save Father Bierce now? Why does the  group want to summon an elder god? How did these old homeless people  live in Japan? What is green, boney and hates time travelers? Tune in  and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on  Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us  any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has saved  Father Bierce and returned him to the church, the group has to decide  what to do. They discuss at length where to go next and how to proceed,  but they just can’t seem to make up their minds. Half the group decides  to try and abduct one of the fish men and torture them into giving them  information. The other half acknowledges that Cthulu is most likely  coming and decides the only way to beat a giant monster is with another  one. So, the plan is to summon one of their own. How does someone  capture just one fish monster an insane asylum full of them? What does  it take in order to summon a Great Old One? How strong would a jaw have  to be to bite a car in half? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on  Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us  any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Music by Gozer Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Sized Team Up  Network.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the goose, that is  currently on the loose, is the design of a patron of ours (Thanks  Bean!), I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying the chaos that ensues. It  seems Montana Jackson has awoken from his “coma” and is back in  “action.” With the element of surprise, hopefully these idiots can  overcome the superior forces of the hospital and get the hell out of  there. However, even if they make it back to the church, they will  somehow have to deal with those pink/purple cylinders drawing in the  light. Will the party make it out alive? What are all the abilities of  the demonic pendant? What is the deal with this goose? In what ways can  the group screw up this rescue mission? Tune in and find out!  Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.   If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more! Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!  Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of  those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to  find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever  be in your favor! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon Music by GozerBotched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant  Size Team Up Network  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, a goose showing up and  stealing their car keys was certainly unfortunate. However, I’m sure  they won’t have too much trouble with Patron made npc though. Once they  get that problem solved, they just have to go back, pick up Father  Bierce without doing something stupid like...running him over or  something. Then they just need to head back to the church without doing  something stupid like...driving the car into the bay or something. I’m  sure it will all work out though. What is the deal with this damned  goose? What do those colorful cylinders in the asylum do? Is time travel  possible? Where is that stupid pizza? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!  A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!  Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!  Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of  those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to  find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever  be in your favor!  Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up  Network  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I wonder if the group thinks  rescuing Father Bierce is worth it? They discovered the asylum was  filled with blood thirsty Bators. Those are bunnies with the heads of  alligators, in case you were wondering. They also discovered these  strange cylinders filled with light that really ruin the day of anything  that gets close. Now that they’ve gotten an idea of what to do, the  group will try to avoid the fish people and rescue Father Bierce, get  the hell out of there, and return to their base. Of course, that is,  unless there’s a giant fish monster waiting outside. It’s almost as  though this was some sort of trap...What are the group’s super powers  again? Why did the fish people take Father Bierce? Will we cripple Jon’s  character again? What happens when a Patron wants to annoy the party?  Tune in and find out!    Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.     If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It only took an entire episode  for the group to realize they completely forgot what they were doing.  Fear not, however, as the dumb dicks figured it out! Now the group is on  its way to the insane asylum. The city is still in complete chaos, but  it doesn’t seem to have impacted the structural integrity of the asylum.  Once inside, it is very apparent that things are very different than  the last time they visited. Around every corner lies hidden dangers and  monstrosities looking to make a meal of the group. Where did the  patients go? What are these cultists doing? What is that hippity hoppity  chomping noise? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these  dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their  moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps,  monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for  wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the  long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems that Father Bierce  has gone missing! Depending on your viewpoint, that would be a good or  bad thing. The group though, is exhausted from their fight with the  Gashadokuro. They don’t really feel like dealing with all the problems  that exhaustion bring with it, so they decide to take a 4 day nap. In a  city where evil is constantly gathering their forces to bring about the  end of the world, I’m sure that will lead to no problems whatsoever! Oh,  I was wrong, the world has gone to hell. There are constant storms,  monsters and cultists running around, as well as people running around  everywhere screaming. Basically, spring break in Cancun. What is going  on? Why are cultists running around? Do these cultists have anything to  do with the newspaper articles? Who’s missing again? Tune in and find  out. Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!    Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review  over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it!

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it  necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they  clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat  all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not  believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best  to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So  here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t  call them heroes. On one hand they have a car, lots of magical weapons,  magical abilities and a strong refusal to die. On the other hand...it’s a  giant magical murder skeleton. What happens if they fire the giant  laser gun too many times? How will they manage to defeat the skeleton?  What will their rewards be? How much would it suck to have your  fingernail removed and unable to ever heal? Tune in and find out!Join in  on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is  questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble  through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they  attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a  veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie  who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all  about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As  mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played  this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea  of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!Thank you to those who have taken the time to  give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we  greatly appreciate it!