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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The plan is underway! The plan to escape that is! M4C1 has found Ursyla along with their ship, so that’s part one of the plan that’s done. Next up is the heavy weight bout of Todd’s life as he takes on the mighty Klorpok! Todd of course, goes by the name Thotulese. While this fight is going on the crew has to figure out a way to remove the bombs of everyone. This includes the crew that is currently ringside and in the ring! There are an awful lot of things that need to go right in order for this plan to work. What are the odds that they happen? Will Thotulese defeat Klorpok and finally gain the following he’s been hoping for? Is Ursyla actually trustworthy? How easy will it be to remove bombs from so many heads? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So the crew has a plan to get out of being acquisitions. I’m sure it will all go off without a hitch and there will be no issues whatsoever. However, they have some things to do before then. Preparations must be made! M4C1 has a job to do, but he also needs to find a way off the planet for the crew. Todd has to prepare for his big fight and get all of his Toddlers stoked. Arcturus and Joran have to keep up appearances before looking for the right time to escape. It won’t be easy, but nothing is with these dummies. What are Todd’s chances of winning his fight? What kind of ship will M4C1 find? How do Sluggogians eat? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!  Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, so much for that storyline. They had a new fancy ship, their first mission and a glorious coalition to expand. Lost their ship, never went on the mission and the coalition blew up. Now they are stuck on the Sluggogian homeworld of Hutteeze. Not just stuck, but they have all been “acquired” by the crime lord known as Bendelflurr. Five years have passed since our last episode and the party has changed quite a bit. They haven’t leveled too much, but they have all developed new professions which give them different abilities. What are their different jobs? What are their lives like now? Where is Ursyla? How do these toilets work? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!  

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They get a new ship, first of its kind, and in five minutes they already find a way to break it. Not to mention, they didn’t even notice the swarm of Freeb coming their way. Now they have limited engines and are faced with a horrible enemy. In order to get away they are going to need to do something about those engines. Perhaps there will be a crewman to rise above the others who fix the ship. Once fixed, I’m sure the guys will not figure out a way to break it again, or even make it worse for that matter. If they can just make it past the Freeb they have a whole new alien society to meet! Can they escape the Freeb? Can they get their ship back up and running? Why did it take Ursyla so long to become captain of her own ship? What does it mean to be a Pledge for Todd? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome to Season 5! It’s finally here! In case you weren’t paying attention up until now, or if you’re new, this season will be set in space. This is the far flung future of Earth where there are a Coalition of Planets. A group of species from multiple planets with the goal of discovering more alien races to join the Coalition. The idea being the sharing of cultures and knowledge will benefit all species involved. Of course, not everyone in the universe wants to join the Coalition. There are those out there that would prefer to dominate or subjugate others. There are some that cannot be bargained with and simply want to end organic life. Some want all life to bow to their ideas. It’s a hodge podge of awful out there in the universe waiting to kill our adventurers. We join them on their first mission, fresh out of the academy. Armed with an experimental ship, they are tasked with making first contact with an alien race. Who are these fresh officers? What will their mission entail? What is their ship capable of? Why is Top Gun still popular that far in the future? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Hey everyone! Season 5 has arrived! Well, sort of. Season 5 will be coming out shortly after this, but this episode is our character building session that we did live on twitch. It doesn't have the normal D&D feel, but you do get to experience a little behind the scenes as we build our characters for Season 5. On top of all that you also get a lot of great banter between the members and even the viewers on Twitch. For full context, feel free to watch the stream live on Twitch! Note, that when we recorded this, we were trying out a new mixing board which turned out to have a defect. It caused our audio do desync with Tristan over time. We sent it back though, so the actual episodes sound just fine! Anywho, dig in to this character creation episode and enjoy!

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshiping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all  of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out  “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our  dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound  proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the  benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the  scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched  Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch  streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk  and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Still on these tweeners you say? Yup! C’mon we have to really enjoy  Phil’s first joint as DM! My character apparently is now obese. We are  in a trap dungeon, but all the monsters suck. This is because Dennis  left Phil some really s****y dice. Enjoy that a*****e. We are going  through all kinds of classic Castlevania music as we absolutely destroy  everything. I’m sure that this will end well though, and there will be  no betrayal. What is waiting in this dungeon castle? What sort of traps  will they encounter? How does a big fatty McGoo creep quietly through a  dungeon? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshiping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all  of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out  “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our  dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound  proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the  benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the  scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched  Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch  streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk  and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  One Tweener down, one Tweener to go! Have we got a treat for you. Phil,  in his DMing debut is going to put on a show. This one is set in  Transylvania of all places. Now, I wonder what the boys could be getting  up to in Transylvania? Going to whorehouses of course! A priest has  hired the group to investigate the small town for strange goings on. He  warns of coming danger if the evil doers are not stopped quickly! Who  are these evil doers? What is their evil plan? Why is Austin a cat? Why  does everyone keep telling Dennis his character is fat? Tune in and find  out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshiping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all  of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out  “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our  dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound  proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the  benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the  scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched  Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch  streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk  and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now we have come to the final episode of our first series of Tweeners  before we start Season 5. Of course, if you head to our Twitch page you  could be watching Season 5 right now! However, for now, we have to deal  with some vikings. Our adventurers are split as of right now. Some are  spreading the viking seed. One is collecting ears, and the last is going  to meet the High Priest, who I’m sure is totally cool and on the up and  up. Nothing nefarious at play. On top of all that, there’s apparently  werewolves running around. Now, this may not be a D&D world, but we  are playing D&D werewolf rules...which is to say nothing really  hurts them and they can be werewolves whenever the hell they damn well  please. Will the vikings make it out alive? Who is this mysterious high  priest? Why does everyone sound like muppets? How will they kill off  Dennis’ character? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads  whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral  compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters,  and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly  selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from  the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing  what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D  Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th  edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game  before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different  from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to  start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where  you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some  dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with  you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all  of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out  “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our  dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound  proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the  benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the  scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched  Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch  streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk  and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer