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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! And…They’re off! The race (finally) begins! With around 50 other racers, this may be a bit of a challenge. Luckily for them, all they need to do is finish alive in order to collect a fair bit of money! For the Lesbian Mafia, AJ Worshington needs to win. They’ve given him every advantage they can. However, it seems their pads were tampered with while they were screwing around creating beer. That damned Sal Vager! Can the crew disable whatever devices were implanted on their pads? What is going to happen in the areas with no cameras? Will AJ manage to win with all of his advantages? Who is this mysterious elderly racer, racing for his sick grandson? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is almost ready for the race! They’ve bought their pads, and paid a pretty penny, but something seems to be missing. Oh yeah! They need to get those things suped up! Since the race is on Hutteeze, it’s a good bet that there is a good mechanic somewhere on this crappy planet. Meanwhile, apparently AJ has haunted bones or something. At the race itself, the competition seems pretty stiff, and they see many of their old enemies. What is rat christ? What sort of snack foods do they have on these alien worlds? How many beers can a pad hold? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Our crew arrives at Hutteeze with hippies safely in hand. However, a blast from the past for Joran reaches out and asks for his help. Little is known of Joran before he joined the Tritan at the beginning of the season. He has mentioned working for the Lesbian Mafia a time or two, and now, they’ve come calling. On Hutteeze there’s a big race coming up and they need a racer. This will be a race through a course using Pads. Pad racing is a dangerous game, it’s a fairly thin vehicle with slightly folded wings. On the bright side, in the case of an accident, they tend to be pretty absorbent of blood. Once the crew completes their current task, they have to find some pads before getting into the race. Are Pad dealers different than what we know as car dealers? What are the Pequar doing out in the middle of the desert with all these shipping containers? What would happen if speaking in emoji’s was still a viable method of communication hundreds of years in the future? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So it seems the Coalition Of Planets is not necessarily all the way dead. However, they did leave the crew completely high and dry as the Tenebra showed up. I mean, I’d do the same to these assholes. Luckily for them, an unexpected visitor arrives to aid them. Now, they have a new mission. To travel back across the galaxy and deliver some goods and some hippies, I mean missionaries. Certain arrangements and agreements must be made first of course. Who are these hippies? Why did the Tenebra not stick around? What are they hauling? How do you make a corgi pizza? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew still hasn’t quite completed their mission yet. One more ship to search, at least this one seems like it will be easy, since it’s a Murican ship and not a Mutagos ship. Unless of course, some other ship shows up to make sure there aren’t any dirty scavengers lurking about. If they can manage to get out of there with a good haul, maybe they can make a pit stop at Marge’s Garage. Let’s just hope their scavenging rival Sal Vager isn’t there. Sal’s a Pastonian with a lot of money and influence. He also loves making our crew’s lives miserable. If they can manage to get all that done, then it’s simple to just drop off the crystals at the designation and be on their way. Right? Why did AJ abandon his brethren back on Better Earth? How will Sal try to screw them if he shows up again? What are they going to do with that damn suspected banshee? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This new crew is in need of some fuel. So, they have taken an odd job to make a little money. They must find some power crystals. These crystals are typically found on Mutagos ships. Luckily for them, they know where a battle has just concluded between the Muricans and the Mutagos. There are plenty of now derelict ships floating around. However, once inside, the crew decides to split up to cover more ground.  This is all well and good except AJ Worshington and Yokkish are out of their damn minds and should never be paired together. Now they’re looking for Banshees. Of course, nothing like that exists out in space right? Will Yokkish catch a Banshee? How do you tell if something is a banshee? What else might be lurking in this ship? Will they ever reinstate the orgies on the ship? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Another time jump! This time, however, it is only a year. So much has changed however! Because the crew’s ship was a little too hot and everyone was looking for it, they parked it in an asteroid in an uncontrolled part of space. Speaking of control, the battle lines have been drawn and numerous sectors of space have been split up. The Mutagos and the Hexiuns have banded together, the Muricans of course rule over their sector, the Sluggogians wield their power in the form of money and lastly the Not’n’avi control their section with advanced technology. On top of all of this, the Tenebra scour the galaxy and do away with anyone they find a threat. Many of the crew have left too. Now, with only a rag tag group of assholes, they pilot a junker. Working as salvagers and smugglers, they make their way in the universe. We pick up with the crew as they begin a mission to make some money to pay for gas. What is this mission? Who are these people? How many of them are out of their minds? What the hell is a banshee? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Something is very wrong with Todd. He hasn’t really felt like himself since leaving Hutteeze. He won his title belt, he was on top of the world, running away from Slugogians...and then...something just feels like its missing. He hasn’t even live casted in days. He still hasn’t found his phone. It looks just like Mac’s phone, but that one obviously can’t be his. Todd can’t even handle alcohol like he used to. Also, why is he so damn curious all the time. All of this inner turmoil is leading Todd down a path of self destruction. Where will this path take him? Will he take his own life? Can he find himself in religion instead? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having just ruined another planet, or at least part of a planet, and causing possible civil unrest, the crew have to decide where to go next! Well, there is one more piece of the three coded messages that they need to decipher. A space station not far from Planet Bell Grande 4. In a strange twist of fate, Jon decides to actually do something on the ship and they look into some distress calls. On top of that, the crew may be leading towards a mutiny of Captain Ursyla. What is causing the distress signal? Will the crew ever learn who should be helped and who should be avoided? What is to become of Captain Ursyla? Is a sex doll used as a therapy doll, not a sex doll? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems this planet has been hiding some serious technology behind the facade of tribalism. Is this really the work of all the people of this planet, or these “Kernel CIO’s?” The crew has made it to the main computer of one of these three main hubs. If they could only unlock the information contained within, maybe they could find out how things got to where they are. See what decisions drove this society to regress technologically. If only one of the group was good at pretending to be the CIO to trick other CIO’s into helping them. Once they gain an understanding of this planet, what will they do with that information? Will they recruit Notn’avi to their cause? Will they teach the planet? Will they leave it better off than they found it? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer