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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They just got this ship back, and they JUST outfitted it with a doohicky so they could be the first people to successfully pilot into a wormhole. 1 flight and they’ve already broken it. Seriously?

Now they are stuck in a space between dimensions. A place that time forgot I guess. However, they’re still able to move around, so maybe their ship isn’t all the way broken. Not only that but there’s a Tenebras ship frozen in front of them.

What do the Tenebras look like? Are they cyborgs? How will they get onto the other ship without being frozen too? How many odd facts do you know about poisonous frogs? Tune in and find out!

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Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

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Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy moly! It’s been a looooong time since the crew was piloting that old C.O.P. ship. However, in order to get into the wormhole, they will need to go and retrieve it. Home sweet home.

However, before the crew gets to their task, they of course want to ask a lot of questions to the ass-face guy. On top of that, Yokkish has some changes he wants to make in his life. Whether or not they’re for the better is up to interpretation.

What is Yokkish changing? What is inside the wormhole? How do wormholes even work? How does reading work? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Back on the ship and not a moment to spare! Sal Vager has just taken off and is about to go into hyperdrive.

The crew have to make some split second decisions in order to stop him. Sal has the data that he downloaded from the base. Which is because he got there first. Because the crew decided to do some weird asteroid stuff and took forever. All that is to say, Sal sucks and he needs to get his comeuppance!

Will the crew catch Sal Vager? What exactly is on that thumb stick of information? What would Yokkish and Todd do with Sal if they ever caught him? What does a Glutean mouth look like? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The great slug has fallen. The crew turned him into goo, and of course Todd kept some. Now they have to race to the server room before Sal Vager gets the data!

However, before they get there, they’ll find out that this station has a few other tricks up its sleeve. A lab and a server room are all that stand in their way. Doesn’t sound too hard, but nothing is as it seems.

What does this lab do? How does the server room stay cool? What if Todd could get revenge on his first big loss? What happens if the main computer is shut off? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

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You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

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Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Bendelflurr is back! Not only that, but it seems he has figured out how to use those powers he got from Ursyla a while back. No longer just a mere Sluggogian, but now he wields untold elemental power.

The crew will have to use all their intelligence (what little they have) to take on this old foe. Sure they could run away, but where’s the fun in that? Little does the party know, how incredibly close they were to getting TKO’d if they had handled that fight any differently.

What does Bendelflurr have in store for them? How will the crew attempt to take down such a powerful foe? Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest douche of them all? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The newly minted crew has made their presence known on the space station. Their newest companion, Rowan, seems to fit in just fine with the psychopathic actions of the others. People have this nasty tendency to pop like meat balloons when they show up.

They still have a long way to go before they get to the main computer, and they are far behind their competition. Speaking of competition, an old foe is lying in wait for them. Not only that, but this old foe is a lot stronger than the last time they met.

Who is this old foe? What’s an exo-suit? Why does the DM consistently change his approach to ruin any strategy the party comes up with? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What’s this?!? A new host has entered the game! Welcome to the show Jenna Garrett! The crew has finally arrived at the space station. Sure, they got there in one piece, but maybe if they had some balls, they would have gotten there sooner. Instead, two of their most hated rivals have beaten them there. Inside the station, things aren’t much better. On top of the goons from Sal Vager and Bendelflurr, there are also murder bots, hazardous corridors and deadly vents! Not fair! It is in these hallways they acquire a new ally, from the roster of one of their enemies. This wisecracking Pleaseon has better things to do than deal with these chuckleheads, but she decides to help them anyways. Who is this mysterious person? What dangers await in this station? What happens when a radioactive hammer is slammed down in the middle of someone’s spine? Tune in and find out!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Ray Hall, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, at least Yokkish isn’t a murder monster anymore. Well, he is, but now he is a metallic one that doesn’t feel the need to consume the flesh of the living...all the time. The crew continues their way to Todd’s original destination, in order to take that mystery job. Once they finally reach their destination, it has a bit of a multi level marketing feel to it. The presenter is a real asshole too. Like literally, he’s a Glutean, he has an ass for a face. Once accepted its a race to the finish against the other people on the same job. However, their job involves a space station hell bent on making sure no one ever gets inside. What is their mission? Who is this asshole? What is the deal with the ship? Why won’t the machine just hit send? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yokkish has been subdued finally. A newcomer has arrived to save the day. However, it turns out that it’s really Todd, who very conveniently just happened to be in the area. Todd has his own ship and sets to work to try and fix Yokkish. Since Todd has been in his own personal hell of being stuck in an explorer bot, he has learned how to cure wendigoism! Normally it’s next to impossible, but luckily, Yokkish was already a monster before that! Once that whole situation has been taken care of, it’s time to get Todd a new body. Where is Todd getting this body? How will they cure Yokkish? Where are they going next? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the crew has decided to play their own little game of Alien Isolation, but with a whole group against a Yokkish, things are escalating. First Yokkish was picking off people one or two at a time, but the group made a bunker. So Yokkish turned off gravity. There aren’t a whole lot of more options as Yokkish continues his onslaught. Unfortunately for the survivors, their leaders consist mainly of Zoop Zoop and Perkins. Not exactly the brave and the bold. If the crew can just get Yokkish by surprise, maybe, just maybe, they could kill him. How do you make an anti-gravity bong? What happens when you release acid in a zero g environment? Will Yokkish kill everyone? What is Perkins doing with that litter? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected]