Y'all we hope you're ready for some head-scratchers, because we've got some truly baffling posts for you this week. This Thursday we attempt to unravel the mystery of a man who can't go upstairs, how one person could care so much about clothes, and where the HELL the beans are buried. We love you, stay inside! 

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Hey beautiful people, we're finally back after our quarantine hiatus to bring you more of the Internet's Finest. This week we have a PSA from Cuomo's nipple ring, a VERY SELFISH gf, and a couple of the most wholesome posts you've ever done heard. We love you, stay inside, and wash your hands!

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Boy is it becoming hard to focus here at the Boundary Issues HQ with a new Animal Crossing game on the horizon. Come sit with our anticipation, and listen to us talk about a petty proposal, a confused boyfriend, and a sweet baby gay question. HERE COMES EMILY.

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Happy discounted chocolate WEEK nerds, today we've got a recap of some truly terrible Valentine's Day situations, we talk about Sonic, AND we've got a true treat, a listener submission!! 

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Wow another one where it's basically all nightmarish! This week we're regretting our general body of work, working through some truly gross and funny body fluid stuff (CW: semen talk), and trying to escape the specter that haunts us all: Baby Nut. We love you!

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Side note: we lost Gia's audio for the first question, which is why it's just Jen and Lydia talking for that one.

This week is a nice balance between some of the most wholesome content we've had to date, and also competitors for the worst Reddit posts in the month of January. Come with us on a walk back to Boundary Issues Poop Corner, Jambien talk, and a live Pornhub investigation. This one is headphones only, folks! (as if all of them aren't)

CW: Poop, incest, porn play-by-play

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We're starting off this New Year with a bang, everyone. This week we talk about ghosts, season 2 of Temptation Island, and a truly horrifying story about a man and his teddy bear. Welcome to the next decade!

Happy Honda Days folks! Here's to kicking 2019 right in its stupid ass as we bid it goodbye.  This week we're talking about taking back our power, navigating where to spend the holidays, and a really tragic missed opportunity for a monorail joke. We love you! Remember to always kiss the homies. 

Grab your holy water and rosary of choice, it's this episode!! Better late than never right? Gather 'round our friendsgiving table as we discuss computer parts, misplaced good intentions, and the best way to announce your celibacy. 

Howdy folks! We've got everything from Bigfoot to the worst HR pest you've ever heard of. We also discuss the best way to spend your cheating husband's money. Lend us your ears, and hang on to the mine cart.