Okay y'all, we SWEAR we're back on a regular schedule this time. ON THIS BI-WEEK we bring you a listener submission, tales from a syrup dictatorship, and talk about the ways Facebook betrays us with embarrassing stuff. Do YOU know who you're really texting? 

We're gonna call this one a WHOOPSIE release because this was supposed to go out last week! Lydia just got too excited and turned into dust before they could edit the episode. In this bite-sized snackisode, we talk about a magical restaurant scam, a horrifying virginity ritual, and the best PowerPoint presentation ever, objectively. 

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God we're so CLOSE to Wasteland Weekend, and it is clear that we have checked out emotionally of our lives. Fortunately, we managed to find some good good content such as: a boyfriend who is jealous of a cat, a no-shit local cult, and possibly the best wedding/sister relationship ever. Happy bi-week!

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We're back from vacationland with tales of language barriers, and fresh new internet nonsense. Discussion topics include STUPID DUMB BOATS, podcast guest woes, and a girlfriend who is actually a mongoose. And hey, anybody got weirdly specific kinks? Jen's back on that. 

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We're coming in HOT, FAST, and SPICY on this newest episode. And, predictably, the oh-so-timely memes have already expired because we had to record a week early. Join us on a whirlwind tour of underwear judgement, an upsetting Horse Fact™, and Normie Meme Corner.

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Welcome back to another beautiful bi-week! This time we're talking about when it's okay to ask for exclusivity in a new relationship, a troubling obsession with Dave and Buster's, having gay sex when you're deffo straight, and a real-life horror movie that happened to a person.

We premier our second season with the best new Facebook group ever, A Group Where We All Pretend to be Boomers. Lydia learns about Midsommar. Gianna talks about getting slimed. Jen ruins the mood a touch. Who's the daddy now?

Many thanks to our lovely intro submitters, and thanks everyone for listening for a whole year! We couldn't do it without you all. <3

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Welcome to summer you beautiful people, and sit with us as we discuss some of the pettiest nonsense ever on today's episode. On the docket is a potential dog sitter/thief combo, WEDDING SABOTAGE, and the etiquette of giving an anonymous gift. Don't forget to submit your questions for our one-year anniversary! 

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Welcome back to another bi week where we kick things right off with the best thing ever to come out of Porn Twitter. We also talk about meat servings, lost wizards, and how to break bad news to a friend. Come give yourself a little taste of delirium. 

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Well, we had a really nice and semi-normal episode last time, so naturally we gotta kick off this bi-week with some scatological relationship woes. We also talk Gay Aunt Archetypes, read listener questions, and discuss dropping obscene cash to look like a total Chad. 

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