Boundary Issues

We're here, we're queer, and we're itching for a nap. On this episode, we talk about the extremely powerful and alluring Horse Girl Energy, a smorgasbord of ex questions, brain worms, and then we give up the advice podcast mantle forever because Ask Amy has us covered.

CW for sexual misconduct/assault talk.

This episode has a little bit of everything: how to stop comparing yourself to others, meme pages with a heavy mom demographic, sex tweets about politicians, and an absolutely awful story involving an errant(?) cat in the kitchen. Soothe your Thanksgiving woes by just absolutely blasting this episode at your family gathering.

CW: potential/nebulous animal abuse scenario (the cat is alive and OK)

It's a more bite-sized episode today, but it's jam-packed with tasty morsels. Today we're talking about sliding into Instagram dms, crushing in the workplace, Lydia getting EVERYONE'S astrological sign wrong, and a harrowing tale of love at first sight.

We're back on this beautiful bi-week to bring you only the most important news -- buxom wildlife.

Join us this episode as we talk about post break-up self-care, take a dive into the "freshest" Facebook memes, and read a Very Special Listener Story.

We're here, we're dirty, and we're here to share with you this sweetass vacation episode.

Join us for a recap of Wasteland Weekend, setting and dealing with crossed boundaries, an update from Clamboy, and your bi-weekly Tinder Forecast.

WELCOME TO THE NO-BALL ZONE, where we talk about double standards, trauma, and accidental anal.

CW: Dealing with trauma, SA, feets

*we're not really grossed out by feets stuffs, do you boo-boo <3

CW: Sexual violence and harassment, mild drinking references

IT'S FINALLY THE BI WEEK! Join us as we go over some light Dog Theory, some more IRL Dick Pic Discourse, and a fun podcast Mad Lib! Also stay tuned to hear about what terrors we are to sleep next to.

Check out these funny mans from Edenburg or whatever the fuck that place is http://www.zachandviggo.com/

Tea and Consent (A good good suggestion and a good good watch)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8

(written version here) http://rockstardinosaurpirateprincess.com/2015/03/02/consent-not-actually-that-complicated/

It's a wet one folks, so strap in and listen to us tell a scary-ass dating story, tell you to stop checking your ex's page, and talk about the ever-controversial break-up "technique", GHOSTING

In this episode we talk about relationship beginnings, we talk about relationships ends, we talk about dicks like a WHOLE bunch.

Indie Get Low Boys: https://twitter.com/1mastad0n/status/1025929959255285760

Wanna learn more about Love Languages? http://www.5lovelanguages.com/

Critique my Dick Pic (CAUTION- whole ass dicks abound) (for the art snobs among us): http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/

CW: alcohol/drinking, unsolicited dicks, sex and swear words