We have a very special guest episode this week with Emily Theis, the wonderful creator of our shiny new theme song Bad Dates. We ask her to be our mom for a minute, inquire about her creative projects, and have her weigh in on our usual brand of nonsense. You can find Emily's music everywhere you listen to tunes, and can purchase the EP Casual on her Bandcamp! And you can find all of her other creative projects like the Breakup Survival Guide at her website. Links all below!

Website -  http://emilythe.is/ 

Bandcamp -  https://theismusic.bandcamp.com/album/casual 

Noodle's Insta -  https://www.instagram.com/noodle_pup/?hl=en 

Welcome to another bi-week, where your favorite(?) podcasters tackle mutual proposing, making a dating profile for Jen, working with different expressions of genitalia, and the nerd media wasteland that the three of us are currently living in. 

CW: sexual assault and body grossness

Oh boy, we hope you're ready for a wild one today folks! Today we have the many handed consent condom, a bougie bridezilla, and some casual biohazards in the name of art and pranks. Come, join us in the horror and hilarity!

Jen, Gia, and Lydia are back -- this time with news of newly-single ghost bachelors, long-distance relationship problems, and an ever so thoughtful listener checks in with us over how our New Year's resolutions are going..

It's a SLEEPY one today folks, as we recorded past our geriatric bedtime of 8:00 PM. We talk about what our versions of Eat, Pray, Love look like, fluctuations in being motivated to date, and Lydia passes on some wisdom from The Youngest Brothers McElroy.

Well folks, the podcast goblin done got us and deleted two of our hosts -- so bear with us as we talk about unintentionally slandering our mom, getting mad over a four-year-old's gift, and a Dear Listener trusting us with giving advice to them on a very big thing!

You ready for some good body noises? Two thirds of us are sick on this excellent episode, but that doesn't stop up us from reacting in horror to the magnificent garbage fire that is Temptation Island, discussing all the ways you can say an ex's name, and what pranks you shouldn't pull when in a car accident.

Howdy folks, come listen in on this fresh episode where we talk about how Zac Efron is not, in fact, Ted Bundy. We also poll our twitter followers to see what is definitively unsexy, and design bespoke Tinder profiles for our moms. 

Hello again, and welcome to episode 14 of Boundary Issues, where we talk about making a pro/con list for someone you're dating, religious hallucinogenic experiences, and who is, in fact, on Facebook these days. Come listen, relax, and let all your feet down.

Happy New Year, everyone! In this episode, we talk about our moms' ideal partners for us, pigeons on the subway, and tell the full story about how the three of us came together to form the incredibly powerful being that you know today.