Soft-Hitting stories: Geckos Found On New Zealand Island Thought To Be World’s Oldest, Fans Stunned As Parachutist Gets Caught On Stadium Scaffolding At France’s Champions Cup, Mahjongg’s 2025 Card Misprint Leaves Players - And Elizabeth’s Friends - Unsettled, Japanese Community’s Trading Card Game Of Middle Aged Men Go Viral, Massive Meth Lab Busted In Upstate New York With 2 Gallons Plus 3 Ounces Of Meth Oil, Craigslist Ad For Pantyhose Revival Group Almost Hooks Andy 

Plus Today’s Headlines: The Associated Press To Be Reinstated Into White House After Judge Ruling, White House Press Secretary Cites The Not Problematic At All ‘Boys Will Be Boys’ Adage In Response To Immature Behavior By President-Unelect Musk and Trade Secretary, Mega Announces New Safety Measures To Be Put In Place To Help Protect Kids Under 16, Alex Ovechkin Beats Wayne Gretzky’s 26 Year Long Held NHL Goals Record, ‘Adolescence’ Becomes Netflix’s No. 4 Most Popular English Language Series Ever, Perfect Couple Keanu Reeves And Alexandra Grant Share Public Kiss During Cozy Date 

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:41 Headlines

12:29 World’s Oldest Geckos

14:56 Parachutist Crashes Into Stadium

16:27 Mahjongg Mishap

23:10 Middle Aged Man Trading Cards

27:20 Meth Lab Scoop

29:56 Pantyhose

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